Post by JMav/JGold/RNorth/MKarloff on Sept 17, 2016 4:05:35 GMT -5
RADICALLIANCE '85
A Re-introduction
(1 of 3)
“A reboot?” 'The Jew Blazer' Josh Goldstein asks as he and Ronnie sit in the New York apartment that Josh shares with his girlfriend Kaylee Kassie. Across from them is some fella in a suit from FXX.
“Yup, a full-scale tag team reboot for Redemption Wrestling.” The suit says. Ronnie is wearing an NES 'Power Glove' he's taken off of Josh's shelf and is playing around with.
“Well I guess I'd need to hear what the Boss has pitched us.” Ronnie says.
“Well, you know how your character would never swear and was really nice to everybody all the time, even when people were being outright jerks?” The Suit says to Josh.
“That's not a character. That's me.” Josh says.
“Ha! Always in character! Anyway, we're gonna change that so literally the only thing you say is swear words.” The Suit says.
“Uh, that's not really in the spirit we intended.” Josh says.
"Yeah, I'm kinda the vulgar half of this team." Ronnie says.
“You know what? I hear you and I totally get it, but here at FXX we pride ourselves on delivering a very specific type of content and...well I mean it's not gonna matter anyway when we have the new people in.” The suit says. Josh raises an eyebrow at this.
“New people?” Ronnie asks.
“Oh yeah, the only proper way to do a reboot is if we recast women as the two of you.” The Suit asks.
“How would that work out?” Ronnie asks.
“If recent events are any indication, it won't be nearly as good as the original but will have it's moments.” Josh says, the camera shot making sure to get a good shot of the Ghostbusters movie poster behind him. Josh leans down and picks up his small Pomeranian dog 'Phorry'.
“We'll have to change a few more things. We'll be cutting out all references to the 80's and to your character being Jewish as it's slightly offensive.” The Suit says.
“Uh...how is that offensive. I AM Jewish.” Josh says.
“Right. The big thing here is, we're gonna have to gut out your Rec Center and turn it into a studio we can film in. So if you guys can hand over the keys we'll go ahead and get that in motion. Anything you want me to tell the folks at the Network before we proceed?” The Suit asks, unaware of the terrible gaffe he has made. Josh covers Phorry's eyes as a hand clad in an NES accessory reaches across the table and roughly grabs the Suit by the tie.
Five minutes later, the Suit is leaving with a bag of frozen peas over his right eye, provided to him by Josh out of the kindness of his heart. He has a lump on his head that seems to have the word 'Power Glove' imprinted on it in reverse.
“I love the Power Glove. It's so....Rad.” Ronnie says as he watches the man leave through the window.
“So we're free to do our thing?” Josh asks.
“Yup. Anyone who says any different is gonna get a re-Boot shoved right up their turdcutter.” Ronnie says. Josh rolls his eyes at his best friends vulgarity.
“Don't you have new casting to do today?” Josh asks.
“Yeah but...breakfast! You said there'd be breakfast.” Ronnie says. Josh tosses a silver packet at Ronnie who catches it.
“Take some Pop-Tarts and stop leaving those poor girls waiting.” Josh says. Ronnie grumbles and leaves.
-TO BE CONTINUED-
A Re-introduction
(1 of 3)
“A reboot?” 'The Jew Blazer' Josh Goldstein asks as he and Ronnie sit in the New York apartment that Josh shares with his girlfriend Kaylee Kassie. Across from them is some fella in a suit from FXX.
“Yup, a full-scale tag team reboot for Redemption Wrestling.” The suit says. Ronnie is wearing an NES 'Power Glove' he's taken off of Josh's shelf and is playing around with.
“Well I guess I'd need to hear what the Boss has pitched us.” Ronnie says.
“Well, you know how your character would never swear and was really nice to everybody all the time, even when people were being outright jerks?” The Suit says to Josh.
“That's not a character. That's me.” Josh says.
“Ha! Always in character! Anyway, we're gonna change that so literally the only thing you say is swear words.” The Suit says.
“Uh, that's not really in the spirit we intended.” Josh says.
"Yeah, I'm kinda the vulgar half of this team." Ronnie says.
“You know what? I hear you and I totally get it, but here at FXX we pride ourselves on delivering a very specific type of content and...well I mean it's not gonna matter anyway when we have the new people in.” The suit says. Josh raises an eyebrow at this.
“New people?” Ronnie asks.
“Oh yeah, the only proper way to do a reboot is if we recast women as the two of you.” The Suit asks.
“How would that work out?” Ronnie asks.
“If recent events are any indication, it won't be nearly as good as the original but will have it's moments.” Josh says, the camera shot making sure to get a good shot of the Ghostbusters movie poster behind him. Josh leans down and picks up his small Pomeranian dog 'Phorry'.
“We'll have to change a few more things. We'll be cutting out all references to the 80's and to your character being Jewish as it's slightly offensive.” The Suit says.
“Uh...how is that offensive. I AM Jewish.” Josh says.
“Right. The big thing here is, we're gonna have to gut out your Rec Center and turn it into a studio we can film in. So if you guys can hand over the keys we'll go ahead and get that in motion. Anything you want me to tell the folks at the Network before we proceed?” The Suit asks, unaware of the terrible gaffe he has made. Josh covers Phorry's eyes as a hand clad in an NES accessory reaches across the table and roughly grabs the Suit by the tie.
Five minutes later, the Suit is leaving with a bag of frozen peas over his right eye, provided to him by Josh out of the kindness of his heart. He has a lump on his head that seems to have the word 'Power Glove' imprinted on it in reverse.
“I love the Power Glove. It's so....Rad.” Ronnie says as he watches the man leave through the window.
“So we're free to do our thing?” Josh asks.
“Yup. Anyone who says any different is gonna get a re-Boot shoved right up their turdcutter.” Ronnie says. Josh rolls his eyes at his best friends vulgarity.
“Don't you have new casting to do today?” Josh asks.
“Yeah but...breakfast! You said there'd be breakfast.” Ronnie says. Josh tosses a silver packet at Ronnie who catches it.
“Take some Pop-Tarts and stop leaving those poor girls waiting.” Josh says. Ronnie grumbles and leaves.
-TO BE CONTINUED-
