Post by ILLxEZ on Mar 12, 2017 21:10:11 GMT -5
"So we come to another Redemption show. It's time for another gig. It's time to step in that ring again to see if we can win."
"That sounds like a rhyme. Why does that sound like a rhyme?"
"Yeah... that was kind of odd, wasn't it?"
"Yeah."
"Anyways... Our luck hasn't been the best. We've not made the best showing of our abilities, it seems. Somewhat of a letdown, I guess."
"It's not that we're not trying. It's just that forces seem to not want us to win. The cheating, the odds against us, being taken out. All things we have no control over. Things that we can't help. Things we're finding it hard to overcome."
"We put our souls into wrestling. We try to do whatever it takes to win without doing it the wrong way. We try to have fun and enjoy ourselves. But I'll be honest... I'm not really enjoying myself right now."
"That's not exactly true. We've had so much fun with the pirates and legos. Even the muscly mens and such. All the pretties."
"But now we're put up against the very first two people we faced our first week here. It's like we're back at square one. Everyone else goes up, while Ezrynn and Illiya drop back down into the abyss."
"We sometimes enjoy it here."
"Sometimes."
"John Blade and Alicia Hixx are on repeat. As if they're just a copy of themselves, constantly saying the same thing, wearing the same clothes, doing the same gestures. Illiya... are we turning into that? Is this our Groundhog Day?"
"Jesus Christ on a crutch falling down several flights of stairs... I hope not."
"Heh."
"Double heh."
"But can we even beat them?"
"I feel like we can. If 'they' want us to. I'm not sure who 'they' are, but they seem to make all the decisions for those two, so I guess we had better get used to that if we're going to fall into the JB and AH spiral of doom."
"I don't want to, Ill. I really don't."
"We'll be fine. We honestly just need to get through this extremely difficult match. But honestly... if we don't win this one, I think we may need to off ourselves."
"We'll have to do it in a cool way. A twin way. Maybe make it look like we ripped our own heads off or something."
"I feel like that's the only way to do it. If we were going to do it. Which we won't. That shit isn't funny."
"Right, right. That got a little dark. Our bad. To be honest, we just want to entertain. We want people to enjoy our matches. We want to have people talking about us and reminiscing about our matches and the things we do. That's all we've ever wanted. But we're just being overshadowed. Nobody wants that."
"So we'll absolutely bring it this week. We will do everything we can to take out Alicia and John. We will beat them exactly like we did on our first night. An homage to our entrance into Redemption. And we'll make sure you all enjoy the heck out of it."
"Agreed. See you all soon."
"That sounds like a rhyme. Why does that sound like a rhyme?"
"Yeah... that was kind of odd, wasn't it?"
"Yeah."
"Anyways... Our luck hasn't been the best. We've not made the best showing of our abilities, it seems. Somewhat of a letdown, I guess."
"It's not that we're not trying. It's just that forces seem to not want us to win. The cheating, the odds against us, being taken out. All things we have no control over. Things that we can't help. Things we're finding it hard to overcome."
"We put our souls into wrestling. We try to do whatever it takes to win without doing it the wrong way. We try to have fun and enjoy ourselves. But I'll be honest... I'm not really enjoying myself right now."
"That's not exactly true. We've had so much fun with the pirates and legos. Even the muscly mens and such. All the pretties."
"But now we're put up against the very first two people we faced our first week here. It's like we're back at square one. Everyone else goes up, while Ezrynn and Illiya drop back down into the abyss."
"We sometimes enjoy it here."
"Sometimes."
"John Blade and Alicia Hixx are on repeat. As if they're just a copy of themselves, constantly saying the same thing, wearing the same clothes, doing the same gestures. Illiya... are we turning into that? Is this our Groundhog Day?"
"Jesus Christ on a crutch falling down several flights of stairs... I hope not."
"Heh."
"Double heh."
"But can we even beat them?"
"I feel like we can. If 'they' want us to. I'm not sure who 'they' are, but they seem to make all the decisions for those two, so I guess we had better get used to that if we're going to fall into the JB and AH spiral of doom."
"I don't want to, Ill. I really don't."
"We'll be fine. We honestly just need to get through this extremely difficult match. But honestly... if we don't win this one, I think we may need to off ourselves."
"We'll have to do it in a cool way. A twin way. Maybe make it look like we ripped our own heads off or something."
"I feel like that's the only way to do it. If we were going to do it. Which we won't. That shit isn't funny."
"Right, right. That got a little dark. Our bad. To be honest, we just want to entertain. We want people to enjoy our matches. We want to have people talking about us and reminiscing about our matches and the things we do. That's all we've ever wanted. But we're just being overshadowed. Nobody wants that."
"So we'll absolutely bring it this week. We will do everything we can to take out Alicia and John. We will beat them exactly like we did on our first night. An homage to our entrance into Redemption. And we'll make sure you all enjoy the heck out of it."
"Agreed. See you all soon."
