Ronnie North- Candid Camera

“Hello? Josh? You called me?” Ronnie says as he steps into the hotel room Kaylee and Josh were sharing in Tokyo.

“Josh is out grabbing something for me. He'll be back in a minute.” Kaylee says from the bedroom.

“Right on.” Ronnie says. He clacks his tongue and waits. Kaylee emerges from the bedroom in skimpy lingerie. Ronnie immediately turns for the door.

“You know what? If Josh needs me he can come get me from my room. I mean it's right across the hall and everything and GOODBYE.” Ronnie says. He tries to open the door and it is locked. He turns and Kaylee is very close to him. Ronnie actually yelps in terror like this was a horror movie titled 'Revenge of My Best Friends Horny Fiance'. He does take a moment to log that away as a possible porno title in his mind.

“See I've been thinking. You've been facing off with Rebel Ink and they keep claiming they have a special bond that you and Joshie don't have and as far as I can tell there's no way that Luke Knux and Silas Subhuman aren't up each other....so I figure the only way for you and Joshie to properly take your teamwork to the next level would be if the two of you double-teamed me.” Kaylee says. Ronnie goes wide-eyed.

“Look at the time! I left my oven on! A third excuse!” Ronnie says.

“Oh come on, Ronnie. You get nasty every other day with all of your 'co-stars'. What's wrong with me?” Kaylee says with a pout.

“You're like family now. It's weird. Crazy weird. Weird to such an enormous level and it's not even the 'hot' kind of weird like having sex in a pool of tapioca pudding or having the girl dress up like a female version of Jan Michael Vincent from Airwolf.” Ronnie says.

“What is the deal with you two and Jan Michael Vincent?” Kaylee asks.

“I mean who honestly doesn't like Jan Michael Vincent? Specifically Airwolf era Jan Michael Vincent.” Ronnie says before being interrupted by Kaylee caressing his cheek.

“Would it help you if I dressed up like Jan Michael Vincent?” Kaylee says, not a sentence she ever anticipated saying in her life. The camera cuts to outside the door to the apartment where Josh is trying to stifle his laughter, having been the one who locked the door.

“You know what? Sure. You go get dressed like Jan Michael Vincent from Airwolf, I'm going to grease up my chest and then we'll totally...get down. Sexy get down times.” Ronnie says. Kaylee smirks and goes back to the bedroom and Ronnie bolts for the door. He struggles with it for a bit before Josh opens it in his Ribera Jacket with the camera in his face with a huge smile.

“Oh you son of a-” Ronnie says before breaking down laughing.

“It is NEVER NOT FUNNY how much Kaylee weirds you out.” Josh says.

“Uh-huh...alright alright it was a good rib. Are we gonna train today or what?” Ronnie asks.

“Fersure. Johnny's brother lives around here. The one that owns the gym.” Josh says.

Ronnie breathes a sigh of relief and he and Josh leave, Kaylee blowing Ronnie a kiss that causes him to squirm as they go.

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