Post by Knuxy Baby on Jan 29, 2017 15:26:48 GMT -5
{I've been everywhere man. Seen and all and done it all. I've inducted people into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. I've been on the cover of Guitar World and Rolling Stones. I've had platinum albums and number one best sellers. I'm not referred to as the Rock GOD for no damn reason. I've accomplished so much in the music industry in the time I've been there. Word around the back of Redemption Wrestling is that some people don't know who the fuck I am. My opponents this week have gone on record to say that I'm a wannabe Slash and a douche who thinks he's the next Guitar God. They've even tried to trash my skills by saying I sound like a cat with a chainsaw shoved up it's ass. BITCH PLEASE! My million dollar record sale numbers and the fact that EVERYBODY knows who I am is enough to kill your bullshit ass attempts at putting my skills down. Whatever though. Ain't no thing. I've got millions of dollars in the bank, a private island to live on, and I can have and do pretty much whatever the fuck I want. Who knows, I might even run for fuckin' President! Knux For Prez! I'd be unstoppable! Anyways, back to the matter at hand.}
KNUX: BLD versus Rebel Ink and Matthew Shields. I mean come on! How many more times do we have to show that it's always BLD over everything? We won last Glory and earned a shot at those Tag Belts. But then the Radicalliance had to go to Devlin Scotts office and whine and cry and bitch and moan about not being able to get the job done. So what does that IDIOT Devlin Scott do? He decides that at Ultimate Resolve there will be a Triple Threat Tag Team Match! Rebel Ink versus the BLD versus The Radicalliance! STUPID DECISION DEVLIN! These little bitches can't win a match so they gotta' go to the Authority to get what they want. And people call us the cheaters.
{Pathetic excuse for wrestlers these two are. I've never been one to mingle with the boss to get what I want. I simply go out to the ring and take it like a real man.}
KNUX: So now we step into the ring against Rebel Ink, the current Tag Team Champions! We've got the perfect opportunity to show the world why the BLD is the NEXT Tag Team Champions of Redemption. Matthew Shields in just a filler for this match. He doesn't fuckin' matter to us. Sure, he holds the big strap, but is he really THE Champion? Nah bro. He's just a placeholder until someone better comes along. As is the same for Rebel Ink. You see, they had been fighting chumps before the BLD became whole. So what do they really have to be proud of? Being the King and Queen of the Loser Club? Nice going Damon and Aurora. You've managed to beat a bunch of talentless bowling pins.
{I sarcastically clap. Idiots probably don't even understand the damn sarcasem in my voice. I mean, they don't know who I am so they must not get a lot of reading in their daily life. I understand, elementary school is tough for some people.}
KNUX: This week you get to step in the ring with the cream of the fuckin' crop. Let's see if you manage to get a fast one on the BLD. See, people have called us cheaters. They've said we can't get a clean win. But the fact of the matter is that all is fair in love and war. And everytime we hit the ring it's a war. And every time we step through those ropes ANYTHING and EVERYTHING is fair game. If I wanna' take a pair of brass knucks and slam them sum' bitches right into your dome piece I will. Sure, you'll complain and whine and bitch and moan to the referee about "fairness", but to the BLD it won't matter. We'll take the win just like we did last Glory. And if you wanna' go to Devlin Scott and do exactly what those two cry babies did last Glory... be our guest. Devlin can sign any match he wants, but in the end it won't matter just like your hopes of walking away from this match with a win. Grab your pillow and blankets, climb into your nice cozy bed and put your head on that pillow. And when you slowly begin to drift off to sleep... the BLD will appear in your nightmares! We ain't going anywhere Rebel Ink until we take what's rightfully ours, those Championships! And after we take those Tag Straps? We're coming for it all! And you wanna' know why?
{Oh I'm gonna' tell you alright. I laugh as I look into the camera with a smirk.}
KNUX: Because it's BLD over EVERYTHING!
{A simple wink and I pull down a hand painted Devilish looking mask over my face with "BLD" painted across the forehead. The lights go out and all you can see is the glowing of my mask in the darkness. I'm out. See you bitches at Glory!}
Fuck y'all!
Have a Nice Day!
KNUX: BLD versus Rebel Ink and Matthew Shields. I mean come on! How many more times do we have to show that it's always BLD over everything? We won last Glory and earned a shot at those Tag Belts. But then the Radicalliance had to go to Devlin Scotts office and whine and cry and bitch and moan about not being able to get the job done. So what does that IDIOT Devlin Scott do? He decides that at Ultimate Resolve there will be a Triple Threat Tag Team Match! Rebel Ink versus the BLD versus The Radicalliance! STUPID DECISION DEVLIN! These little bitches can't win a match so they gotta' go to the Authority to get what they want. And people call us the cheaters.
{Pathetic excuse for wrestlers these two are. I've never been one to mingle with the boss to get what I want. I simply go out to the ring and take it like a real man.}
KNUX: So now we step into the ring against Rebel Ink, the current Tag Team Champions! We've got the perfect opportunity to show the world why the BLD is the NEXT Tag Team Champions of Redemption. Matthew Shields in just a filler for this match. He doesn't fuckin' matter to us. Sure, he holds the big strap, but is he really THE Champion? Nah bro. He's just a placeholder until someone better comes along. As is the same for Rebel Ink. You see, they had been fighting chumps before the BLD became whole. So what do they really have to be proud of? Being the King and Queen of the Loser Club? Nice going Damon and Aurora. You've managed to beat a bunch of talentless bowling pins.
{I sarcastically clap. Idiots probably don't even understand the damn sarcasem in my voice. I mean, they don't know who I am so they must not get a lot of reading in their daily life. I understand, elementary school is tough for some people.}
KNUX: This week you get to step in the ring with the cream of the fuckin' crop. Let's see if you manage to get a fast one on the BLD. See, people have called us cheaters. They've said we can't get a clean win. But the fact of the matter is that all is fair in love and war. And everytime we hit the ring it's a war. And every time we step through those ropes ANYTHING and EVERYTHING is fair game. If I wanna' take a pair of brass knucks and slam them sum' bitches right into your dome piece I will. Sure, you'll complain and whine and bitch and moan to the referee about "fairness", but to the BLD it won't matter. We'll take the win just like we did last Glory. And if you wanna' go to Devlin Scott and do exactly what those two cry babies did last Glory... be our guest. Devlin can sign any match he wants, but in the end it won't matter just like your hopes of walking away from this match with a win. Grab your pillow and blankets, climb into your nice cozy bed and put your head on that pillow. And when you slowly begin to drift off to sleep... the BLD will appear in your nightmares! We ain't going anywhere Rebel Ink until we take what's rightfully ours, those Championships! And after we take those Tag Straps? We're coming for it all! And you wanna' know why?
{Oh I'm gonna' tell you alright. I laugh as I look into the camera with a smirk.}
KNUX: Because it's BLD over EVERYTHING!
{A simple wink and I pull down a hand painted Devilish looking mask over my face with "BLD" painted across the forehead. The lights go out and all you can see is the glowing of my mask in the darkness. I'm out. See you bitches at Glory!}
Fuck y'all!
Have a Nice Day!
