Post by Knuxy Baby on Jan 15, 2017 21:47:42 GMT -5
[It's been a while man. I haven't stepped foot into a ring in actual competition in over a year. Time has flown by while the Knuxman has been on tour with the Scumbag Society. Now times have changed and a new era is upon us in the form of the Black Light District, a stable that I once created with Mikhail Reinhardt years ago, but never amounted to anything. It was all just word of mouth, but now the BLD is alive and in full fuckin' force! Now, you're probably wondering where the hell I'm at and what I'm doing. Something that usually would fit here if it wasn't for you having to hear this shit through my point of view. I'm seated in my bedroom at Castle Knux. If you don't know what Castle Knux is you've probably been living under a damn rock. It's my crib, my mansion, my house. It's basically a huge mansion designed to look like a Medieval Castle. And right now there's a massive fuckin' party going on. I've crawled away to the bedroom to shoot this little message for Redemption. I've got a cold brewski in my hand and a bit of a buzz going on. Shit's bout to get real up in here!]
KNUX: There's something funny about the Black Light District's match this week man. I mean, we've got your's truly and the SUBHUMAN himself stepping foot in the ring together for the first time in front of an audience. But when I take a look at our teams man... they all fall just a bit short. On one hand we've got the Terror Twins. Two hot but down right goofy ass chicks who are so delusional that they think this is some sort of Pirate Treasure Hunt. Then we've got the SMOKIN' HOT Selfie Sisters. Their team name alone should explain what they're all about. They can't even take their eyes off their cell phones long enough to pay attention to a match. Then we've got the Radicalliance. The combination of a Jewish Superhero and a Sex Crazed Maniac. What in the blue hell is going on here?
[The answer is unknown man. The idea of a Jewish Superhero by itself is too much to think about. Like what does he fight for? Kosher meals? Who fuckin' nose. Get it? NOSE? No? Fuck you then.]
KNUX: Now I'm sure people are looking at Silas and I and thinking that we're crazy to think that we can walk out with a win because this is our first match together and we're taking on teams that have been together for a long time. NEWS FLASH! Si and I have been training behind the scenes for a good while now! We've made sure that this team can and WILL work! Not only do we understand eachother and how we wrestle, we have come up with MILLIONS of combinations of tag moves that'll be sure to put the hurt down on each and every one of you!
[We've literally been training as often as we can. I've got a ring set-up nearby now so I can get in there whenever the hell I want. Si and I have been going crazy in there. We even get Spike to come out sometimes too.]
KNUX: Now, all over Twitter I've been hearing people put down the BLD for our win/loss record. But the fact of the matter is this. We were incomplete before. Now that I've arrived the Family is whole again and we can start dealing some serious damage! I mean, you know what they say... it's a numbers game. And we're some sneaky motherfuckers man! See, you might think you're stepping in the ring against the Knuxman and the SUBHUMAN, but that just might be a set-up. The fact is you never know who's gonna' step in that ring when the bell rings! It could be Si and I, it could be Spike and Si, it could Spike and the Knuxman, it could be Mik and Si, Spike and Mik, Mik and the Knuxman! You never know what's gonna' go down when the BLD hit the arena man! We're the New Age nWo, except we're better!
[New Age nWo... I like that. Nobody was expecting the Knuxman to show up. And when I did and I pulled that mask off and layed out that Martin dude, the world was blown away. The Knuxman has been a fan favorite for a while now, but that don't stop me from doing dirty like I've always done. I mean, I am the Suicidal Scumbag afterall!]
KNUX: So Radicalliance, Selfie Sisters, and the Terror Twins. I want you to take a step back and look at the picture here. You've seen what eachother can do. Everybody has seen each team in action. But NOBODY has witnessed what happens when the Knuxman and the SUBHUMAN step foot in the ring together! But I promise you this, it'll be a match you won't wanna' miss!
[With the lift of my beer I cheers the camera and down the rest of my beer before tossing it into the trash can in the corner. I guess I should get back to my party now. Don't wanna' be the fuckin' Ghost Host!]
KNUX: So sit back, get your popcorn and your cameras ready. The BLD is in full force come Glory! And the world is gonna' quickly realize that Redemption has a BIG problem on their hands! And that problems name comes in the form of the BLACK LIGHT DISTRICT!
[Yours truly stand up and head out to my party. When I open the door the tunage almost bursts my eardrums. But who am I kidding? I barely got any eardrums anyways!]
Fuck y'all!
Have a Nice Day!
KNUX: There's something funny about the Black Light District's match this week man. I mean, we've got your's truly and the SUBHUMAN himself stepping foot in the ring together for the first time in front of an audience. But when I take a look at our teams man... they all fall just a bit short. On one hand we've got the Terror Twins. Two hot but down right goofy ass chicks who are so delusional that they think this is some sort of Pirate Treasure Hunt. Then we've got the SMOKIN' HOT Selfie Sisters. Their team name alone should explain what they're all about. They can't even take their eyes off their cell phones long enough to pay attention to a match. Then we've got the Radicalliance. The combination of a Jewish Superhero and a Sex Crazed Maniac. What in the blue hell is going on here?
[The answer is unknown man. The idea of a Jewish Superhero by itself is too much to think about. Like what does he fight for? Kosher meals? Who fuckin' nose. Get it? NOSE? No? Fuck you then.]
KNUX: Now I'm sure people are looking at Silas and I and thinking that we're crazy to think that we can walk out with a win because this is our first match together and we're taking on teams that have been together for a long time. NEWS FLASH! Si and I have been training behind the scenes for a good while now! We've made sure that this team can and WILL work! Not only do we understand eachother and how we wrestle, we have come up with MILLIONS of combinations of tag moves that'll be sure to put the hurt down on each and every one of you!
[We've literally been training as often as we can. I've got a ring set-up nearby now so I can get in there whenever the hell I want. Si and I have been going crazy in there. We even get Spike to come out sometimes too.]
KNUX: Now, all over Twitter I've been hearing people put down the BLD for our win/loss record. But the fact of the matter is this. We were incomplete before. Now that I've arrived the Family is whole again and we can start dealing some serious damage! I mean, you know what they say... it's a numbers game. And we're some sneaky motherfuckers man! See, you might think you're stepping in the ring against the Knuxman and the SUBHUMAN, but that just might be a set-up. The fact is you never know who's gonna' step in that ring when the bell rings! It could be Si and I, it could be Spike and Si, it could Spike and the Knuxman, it could be Mik and Si, Spike and Mik, Mik and the Knuxman! You never know what's gonna' go down when the BLD hit the arena man! We're the New Age nWo, except we're better!
[New Age nWo... I like that. Nobody was expecting the Knuxman to show up. And when I did and I pulled that mask off and layed out that Martin dude, the world was blown away. The Knuxman has been a fan favorite for a while now, but that don't stop me from doing dirty like I've always done. I mean, I am the Suicidal Scumbag afterall!]
KNUX: So Radicalliance, Selfie Sisters, and the Terror Twins. I want you to take a step back and look at the picture here. You've seen what eachother can do. Everybody has seen each team in action. But NOBODY has witnessed what happens when the Knuxman and the SUBHUMAN step foot in the ring together! But I promise you this, it'll be a match you won't wanna' miss!
[With the lift of my beer I cheers the camera and down the rest of my beer before tossing it into the trash can in the corner. I guess I should get back to my party now. Don't wanna' be the fuckin' Ghost Host!]
KNUX: So sit back, get your popcorn and your cameras ready. The BLD is in full force come Glory! And the world is gonna' quickly realize that Redemption has a BIG problem on their hands! And that problems name comes in the form of the BLACK LIGHT DISTRICT!
[Yours truly stand up and head out to my party. When I open the door the tunage almost bursts my eardrums. But who am I kidding? I barely got any eardrums anyways!]
Fuck y'all!
Have a Nice Day!
