Post by spike on Jan 3, 2017 19:50:56 GMT -5
The scene opens on a festive looking room, there is a tree decked with lights and tinsel, a fire place with stockings hanging and a group of children gathered in a circle on the floor. Soft Christmas music plays in the background as Sex and Violence enter the room both looking a bit confused by the whole ordeal.
Sex: The hell is this? This isn't the set I wanted...I said Triple X-Mas no Christmas. Firstly kids, go now. Trust me this is not something you want to see...well you may want to but I doubt your parents want you to.
With a little crafty editing a poof sound is heard accompanied by a light cloud of smoke, when the smoke clears the children are gone.
Violence: God I love that, now if only it where that easy to get groupies to leave like that the morning after. Now next things next, Hmm that tree...gone, the stockings gone, the music definitely gone.
Poof, Poof, Poof. The music stops, the tree is gone, and the stockings along with it. Kenny smiles and turns to the camera as it pans around the now bare room.
Sex: Seems kind of...bare. But not to worry, I thought something like this might happen so I brought my own stuff from home.
Out of nowhere the scene is broken up by an EVPW Test pattern, some heavy metal plays and fades away as the scene switches back showing The New Triple X-Mas set. The tree is now decked with bras and panties, on the fireplace two Magnum Condoms are hung and the children have been replaced by a gaggle of attractive *and a few not so* women. Sex and Violence are as well dressed differently and sitting in big comfy looking chairs. Sex is wearing a Santa suite with Sexy Clause stitched into his sash. Matt is now wearing an Elf outfit with holes ripped into various places and blood stains all over.
Violence: Much better, only one question though. How come you get to be Santa and i'm stuck being an Elf?
Sex: Are you serious? Look at me...i'm the fat one, besides Violence Clause doesn't sound nearly as good as Sexy Clause man.
Violence: Touche...touche. By the way I love this audience...it's a fuckload better than the last one, at least with this one it's ok to get a boner when they sit on your lap. (Matt looks at the camera and cockily raises his eyebrows before returning to his original stance.*
Sex: Agreed, and I plan too...yeah i'm talking to you red. OH! Sorry back to the show, now Sexy Clause and the Violent elf are going to be going from house to house this Triple X-Mas spreading,well I'm sure you'll find out when the tests come back but not important, we'll just call it "cheer" though. So when we show up we ask that you scrap the bullshit Milk and Cookies and leave something better, like I don't know a Pint of Jack and maybe some sandwiches.
Violence: Nice, that covers before AND after...good thinking man. I can't take this suspense any longer ladies come on up and get ready to make some wishes!
The gaggle of gals giggle with glee, as they approach Sexy Clause and The Violent Elf and form two lines. Two by two they come and sit on the two men's laps and smile with cheer.
Sex & Violence: What would you like me to bring down your chimney this year?
Nessa*to Violence*: Well I was going to ask for a new teddy...but i'd rather cuddle up with you.
Sheri: Say, it that a yule log in your pocket or are you just happy to see me doll?
Sex: Nope, that's my dick. Well...I can see where this is heading i'll tell you what, you girls go ahead and we'll be right there after we wrap this up.
The women quickly leave the room and head off as Sexy Clause and The Violent Elf stand and look into the camera with huge smiles.
Violence: Well folks, have a merry Triple X-Mas. Ok now if you'll excuse me I have a huge Triple X-Mas orgy to attend!
Sex: Yeah what he said!
Sex and Violence start towards the direction of the girls but Kenny stops as he reaches the fire place, his grin grows wider as he grabs the Magnums and looks to the camera.
Sex: I personally have never had a problem with Re-Gifting. And with "this" gift i'm sure the ladies won't mind either.
With his final phrase Kenny hurries after the rest of the group as the scene fades out.
EoT
(Comments always welcomed)
Sex: The hell is this? This isn't the set I wanted...I said Triple X-Mas no Christmas. Firstly kids, go now. Trust me this is not something you want to see...well you may want to but I doubt your parents want you to.
With a little crafty editing a poof sound is heard accompanied by a light cloud of smoke, when the smoke clears the children are gone.
Violence: God I love that, now if only it where that easy to get groupies to leave like that the morning after. Now next things next, Hmm that tree...gone, the stockings gone, the music definitely gone.
Poof, Poof, Poof. The music stops, the tree is gone, and the stockings along with it. Kenny smiles and turns to the camera as it pans around the now bare room.
Sex: Seems kind of...bare. But not to worry, I thought something like this might happen so I brought my own stuff from home.
Out of nowhere the scene is broken up by an EVPW Test pattern, some heavy metal plays and fades away as the scene switches back showing The New Triple X-Mas set. The tree is now decked with bras and panties, on the fireplace two Magnum Condoms are hung and the children have been replaced by a gaggle of attractive *and a few not so* women. Sex and Violence are as well dressed differently and sitting in big comfy looking chairs. Sex is wearing a Santa suite with Sexy Clause stitched into his sash. Matt is now wearing an Elf outfit with holes ripped into various places and blood stains all over.
Violence: Much better, only one question though. How come you get to be Santa and i'm stuck being an Elf?
Sex: Are you serious? Look at me...i'm the fat one, besides Violence Clause doesn't sound nearly as good as Sexy Clause man.
Violence: Touche...touche. By the way I love this audience...it's a fuckload better than the last one, at least with this one it's ok to get a boner when they sit on your lap. (Matt looks at the camera and cockily raises his eyebrows before returning to his original stance.*
Sex: Agreed, and I plan too...yeah i'm talking to you red. OH! Sorry back to the show, now Sexy Clause and the Violent elf are going to be going from house to house this Triple X-Mas spreading,well I'm sure you'll find out when the tests come back but not important, we'll just call it "cheer" though. So when we show up we ask that you scrap the bullshit Milk and Cookies and leave something better, like I don't know a Pint of Jack and maybe some sandwiches.
Violence: Nice, that covers before AND after...good thinking man. I can't take this suspense any longer ladies come on up and get ready to make some wishes!
The gaggle of gals giggle with glee, as they approach Sexy Clause and The Violent Elf and form two lines. Two by two they come and sit on the two men's laps and smile with cheer.
Sex & Violence: What would you like me to bring down your chimney this year?
Nessa*to Violence*: Well I was going to ask for a new teddy...but i'd rather cuddle up with you.
Sheri: Say, it that a yule log in your pocket or are you just happy to see me doll?
Sex: Nope, that's my dick. Well...I can see where this is heading i'll tell you what, you girls go ahead and we'll be right there after we wrap this up.
The women quickly leave the room and head off as Sexy Clause and The Violent Elf stand and look into the camera with huge smiles.
Violence: Well folks, have a merry Triple X-Mas. Ok now if you'll excuse me I have a huge Triple X-Mas orgy to attend!
Sex: Yeah what he said!
Sex and Violence start towards the direction of the girls but Kenny stops as he reaches the fire place, his grin grows wider as he grabs the Magnums and looks to the camera.
Sex: I personally have never had a problem with Re-Gifting. And with "this" gift i'm sure the ladies won't mind either.
With his final phrase Kenny hurries after the rest of the group as the scene fades out.
EoT
(Comments always welcomed)
