Post by JMav/JGold/RNorth/MKarloff on Jan 1, 2017 15:52:09 GMT -5
#AWFULTHINGSDEVLINDID
We catch up to Johnny Maverick, who is sipping a cup of tea in a velvet robe. His glasses and pipe making him look like a very cultured fellow.“Hi there. Welcome to a few minutes of baseless slander. Devlin Scott is a pig fucker. In fact, sources close to him have all but confirmed he is incapable of 'porking' his lady friend Trixie without first covering her in bacon and making her oink. Also we can go ahead and confirm that Devlin is WILDLY anti-semitic. Have you ever seen the Jew Blazer get a world title shot? Didn't think so, Dev is clearly a Nazi... now you may think that's the worst thing I may or MAY NOT have made up about him but did you also know that he's a Holocaust denier? Yes, he is both a Nazi AND a Holocaust denier, so he doesn't think the Holocaust happened but really wishes it did. Hang on, let me go to twitter.” Johnny says, turning to his laptop.
“Let's check the hashtag 'Awful Things Devlin Did' and....well there's two 'Emma Dylans' right off the bat. I'm not quite sure what that means but let's hope it was a SICK burn. Cuntpunting a Nun? Yes! That one is absolutely true. In fact, it's not often you find Devlin Scott WITHOUT his foot in the uncharted territories of the Clergy. My old Tag partner Anna Mathews also came in strong with 'Raping Santa Claus' which would explain why Donald Trump is taking so much credit for Christmas this year. Existing? Well you won't find any argument from me. I'm not saying the existence of Devlin Scott is tied in any way to puppies dying but I'm also not NOT saying that. Man this is so wrong of me, spreading potentially damaging rumors about a person. Oh wait No! That's the ACTUAL terrible thing I know Devlin Scott did. Though I'm not saying he didn't do anything else I've said because I mean... who would know. No the one terrible thing he did that we know for SURE was keep me from working by saying he didn;t hire me in Redemption because I was 'crazy'. This was after he had hired Dick Devereaux so you can see how this may have reflected poorly on my standing in the community.” Johnny says, his eye twitching a bit.
“See the only difference between me and Dick that should matter to you right now is that he's a whiny pissbaby who's starting shit with you over you not kissing his ass and I'm on your side on that front. Me? I have actual proper beef with you so Dick needs to get in fucking line because if he fucks this up for me I'll snap his goddamn arm off. You are marked, Scott.” Johnny says.
“As for this show? Well win or lose, I'm stepping out of the ring after this match with a permanent smirk on my face because I know what this match actually means Dev. It means I've gotten under your skin. I'm so under your skin it's like I'm wearing a Devlin Scott suit. Put two more guys across from me. Put a hundred guys across from me. It's just a hundred more dudes you sent because you're too afraid to fight me and you're using me spitting in your face an excuse, you fucking coward. And as for our future? Well... I know you don't like me Devlin. I know you probably never liked me...so I know it probably stuck in your craw to see me win this.” Johnny says, he opens his robe to reveal he's wearing the IPW Spotlight Title underneath.
“I bet it pisses you off even seeing me with this belt still. Well here's an idea.” Johnny says. He takes it off and slings it over his shoulder.
“Fight me for it, you pig-fucking Nazi.” Johnny says before smirking the smirk that's melted many a pair of panties before we fade to black.
