Post by JMav/JGold/RNorth/MKarloff on Jan 1, 2017 12:21:23 GMT -5
'The Prince of Pleasure'
Ronnie North
JAPAN GETS RADICAL
Ronnie North
JAPAN GETS RADICAL
“Barukh atah Adonai, Eloheinu, melekh ha'olam asher kidishanu b'mitz'votav v'tzivanu l'had'lik neir shel Chanukah. Amein.” Joshua says after he lights the Shammus candle.
“And then how many candles?” Ronnie asks.
“It's night eight so....all of them, but I have a second blessing to do. I mean....you should know this, you've done this with me several times.” Josh says. He did the first night with his family and the second night he got to show Kaylee's family how to do it. He was happy they were all so accepting of his faith. Celebrating with his best friend had been...interesting. Kaylee wasn't flying in to Jpana until the night of the show.
“Oh right...sorry.” Ronnie says. Ronnie just really liked fire.
“Barukh atah Adonai, Eloheinu, melekh ha'olam shehecheyanu v'kiyimanu v'higi'anu laz'man hazeh. Amein.” Josh says before nodding to Ronnie. Ronnie nods and lights every candle.
“And now...since there are no presents. We celebrate the traditional Chanukkah feast of...sushi and hamantashen.” Josh says, holding up a baggy of the pastries his mom had sent along with him.
“Actually....I got you something.” Ronnie says.
“Aw man...you didn't have to.” Josh says.
“Well, I wanted to. Open it.” Ronnie says. Josh opens it and it's a Manga-Style drawing of the Jew Blazer standing next to One-Punch Man, both of them striking heroic poses.
“I figured since you were becoming the 'One-Kick Man' it was appropriate.” Ronnie says.
“Ronnie... this is such a rad gift I might cry.” Josh says. The two exchange a fist bump.
“Ready to hit up the town! I know you've been excited to nerd out in the place where all nerd stuff is made.” Ronnie says.
“Heck yeah! Do you know what makes this place the best?” Josh asks as he jumps into a the nearby closet.
“What's that?” Ronnie asks. The Jew Blazer pops out of the closet in full costume, but instantly falls because his cape is hooked on the ironing board. He quickly stands and poses superheroically as if every bit of that was totally supposed to happen.
“It's the one place in the world where we can walk around in our gear and not look crazy!” The Jew Blazer exclaims.
“It's never stopped you before. Not even a little.” Ronnie says.
“Let's go!” The Blazer says.
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“Hello all of you Radicals out there, Ronnie here reporting from the Akihabara district in Japan...a district well known for being a hub for Otaku and video game culture. I'm speaking because someone is very excited about it.” Ronnie says standing in front of several video game stores. The Jew Blazer bursts in from offscreen.
“OH MY GOD I'VE FOUND SO MANY FAMICOM GAMES!!! AND A BANDAI WONDERSWAN!!! OHGODISTHATAGUNDAMTHEMEDCAFE I'M GONNA FREAK OOOOOUUUUUTTT!!!” The Blazer says before running offscreen.
“Yeah. Anyway...I figured I'd apologize to the Selfie Sisters for not addressing them sooner as my associate the Semitic Superhero has been busy with his family during Hannukkah and I've been busy on the set of 'ASS-Assins Creed', the porn parody which is set to outsell the movie it's based on. The Selfie Sisters seem to enjoy blatant innuendo, odd outdated slang, and wearing ridiculous costumes...in summary they are our new favorite people in the company.” Ronnie says.
“You're just saying that because one of them is wicked into you.” The Blazer says, walking up carrying two armfuls of bags.
“I do like when a girl is direct. I certainly hope she doesn't think she's getting in my head though. I mean, I'd knock the bottom out for sure but The Prince of Pleasure is all business between the bells and all BIZ-NASS between the sheets. So, did you notice the store selling exclusively cosplay stuff over there?” Ronnie says, pointing out the store. The Jew Blazer makes a very unmanly noise before rushing over to the store.
“I do appreciate the concept of a match without any animosity considering the issues The Blazer and I have had recently with the 'Edgelords' in BLD but don't take us liking you as a sign of weakness. Now that that unpleasantness is over we need to work on getting ourselves in the tag title picture again and we will fight you tooth and nail for this win. That's just what the Radicalliance does. We kick ass no matter how shapely and gorgeous.” Ronnie says with a shrug.
“Wanna go to a Maid Cafe? They're kinda famous in this district.” The Blazer asks, returning.
“A what?” Ronnie asks.
“It's a restaurant where all the waitresses are in exaggerated Anime French maid outfits and treat you like the master of the house.” The Blazer says.
“That sounds vaguely fetishistic and weird.” Ronnie says. There is a pause.
“That means 'Yes, absolutely let's do that'.” Ronnie clarifies. The two exchange a fist bump and are on their way.
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