Post by senorvinnie on Jul 28, 2018 14:09:41 GMT -5
Senor Vinnie productions presents Ocho…. (If you know how to count, then you know that if you add one to seven then you got….?? Exactly, you are truly a brain surgeon. Keep it up fuckers)
This presentation is delivered by unbreakable guitars, to make sure that you won’t get any splinters in your eyes when some knucklehead cheats upon you to beat you. Knowing that in reality the fuckface could never beat you in a fair match, but who am I to bitch about it? I’m still unbeaten, the only ones that lost were the PEOPLE that came to see someone that could actually wrestle and sing.
But you already get the point right???
Tijuana, Mexico.
Senor Vinnie’s house
We are cutting into the living room where Senor Vinnie is doing a private performance for the young ladies that he entertained at the last show that he was on. The moment that he serenaded them while the clearly inconsistent and mostly incapable referee was giving him the ten count.
After he is done playing his final song the ladies applaud him as he nods his head and gives a smile.
Girl 1: Senor Vinnie, how are you capable of performing at such a high level while having endured a guitar blasted across your head???
Senor Vinnie sighs and nods his head before turning his attention towards the young and lovely lady that asked him a question.
Senor Vinnie: Si Senorita, it was very excruciating. It was like my career was over as all my highlights flashed before my eyes.
Girl 1: You mean…,
Senor Vinnie: Si Senorita, I could have had permanent damage to my hair!! I mean, I could have ended up with a peluca (wig). I mean I have not even reached my four… errr thirties yet. I have yet to reach the pinnacle of my career!!
Girl 1: A wig?? I was talking about your life.
Senor Vinnie: My hair is my life my pretty, have you not noticed how many hours I need to prepare it for every single match??
The camera turns towards Senor Vinnie’s hairdo.
Girl 1: Uhm, right…
Girl 2: Well I think it’s cute and the blonde really brings out your eyes
Says the other girl while chewing gum in the corner of her mouth, Senor Vinnie looks pleased at her before looking back and forth between the girls and notices something.
Senor Vinnie: Are you twins???
Girl 2: Oh God no, we are sisters. But we are like a few years apart. But most guys and men make that mistake.
Girl 1: I am Lisa
Girl 2: And I am Tina and since that show we are your greatest fans, we have downloaded all your albums on Spotify.
Lisa: Yeah and we sure as hell not interested anymore in little boys in pop music because they are all so fake.
Tina: Yah…, And when you were playing that guitar we were like wow…. That old guy knows how to play.
Senor Vinnie smiles as he gloats for a moment
Senor Vinnie: Gracias…..,
But after a few moments the realization sets in.
Senor Vinnie: HEY!! What do you mean old man??? All these wrinkles on my face is because of the cheap oils I had to use when I had to scratch and claw for money. Nowadays I have my own people that take care of me. By the way, interested to help out?? I am still looking for people to assist me o Wednesday, since Bertha quit on me due a certain Senor Bill causing her to lose her mind.
He rolls his eyes as he remembers the drama he had to endure because of that moment as the girls roll their eyes and shake their heads no.
Lisa: Nah…, we would like to keep the fantasy alive that stars are impossible to be reached. And ya know, it would be better if you are impossible to be reached for us normal girls
The two giggle as they see that Senor Vinnie is believing their lies as they are clearly not digging him.
Senor Vinnie: Si, you are right. I should not mingle with ordinary tramps like you two.
Tina: Tramps??? HEY!!!
Senor Vinnie: No it’s ok Senorita Lisa
Tina: It’s Tina!!
Senor Vinnie: Whatever, did you actually think I wanted to give you two a chance to post something on social media that you are with a star?? That’s why I had my security take away your phone prior entering my house. To think you two could just steal all my riches
Lisa: Are you suggesting that we are thieves??
Senor Vinnie rolls his eyes and grabs a bell that is next to him on a small table and rings it, causing his security to come in.
Security: Si Senor Vinnie??
Senor Vinnie: Please take away these girls that pretended to be my fans, I clearly remember they were blondes
Security: Si Senor Vinnie…
Both girls: HEY!!!
The two girls are being dragged away as Senor Vinnie gets a notification on his cell phone that Bertha had sent him an email where she is demanding financial support for her suffering that she went through.
Senor Vinnie: @*@$!@####$**** (Clearly too rude to be aired or even translated for the listening ears of the young viewers. The viewers that Senor Vinnie respects and loves)
He shakes his head as he turns his head towards the camera.
Senor Vinnie: You still here?? Good!! It’s about time that the world gets to see a side of Senor Vinnie that is clearly taking measures into his own hands!! Just like I will do to that fool that thinks he holds a victory over me. But before I do that, I have to take charge of one fool that thinks that he can come between me and my Spotlight title shot?? I was ranked number 2!!! I should be ranked number 1!!! Because I got cheated!!
He grabs his head as he still seemingly feels the pain from the guitar shot.
Senor Vinnie: Just because the title is vacated doesn’t mean I should qualify for it!! they all should fight for opportunity to face me…. ME!!! I’m too much of a star to face some knuckle head in a qualifying match!! I should not belittle myself over some guy that threatens me on social media
He looks stunned into the camera.
Senor Vinnie: But to please a fan, because that’s who he must be to talk smack about a star like me. I have to tell you this errr…. @realfangedone!!
He shakes his head in disbelief
Senor Vinnie: Really?? Seriously?? Are you into Twilight or something?? But I will respect your flaws and move on and look past that, or else I would have to explain to you what your problem really is perro.
You want to come between me and my title ?? Well then you better hope that you get an incapable referee, because that’s the only chance YOU WILL EVER HAVE!!! And now I need to get my pedicure, so I see you again soon.
With that he waves his hand to the camera and the shot fades as he walks off.
This presentation is delivered by unbreakable guitars, to make sure that you won’t get any splinters in your eyes when some knucklehead cheats upon you to beat you. Knowing that in reality the fuckface could never beat you in a fair match, but who am I to bitch about it? I’m still unbeaten, the only ones that lost were the PEOPLE that came to see someone that could actually wrestle and sing.
But you already get the point right???
Tijuana, Mexico.
Senor Vinnie’s house
We are cutting into the living room where Senor Vinnie is doing a private performance for the young ladies that he entertained at the last show that he was on. The moment that he serenaded them while the clearly inconsistent and mostly incapable referee was giving him the ten count.
After he is done playing his final song the ladies applaud him as he nods his head and gives a smile.
Girl 1: Senor Vinnie, how are you capable of performing at such a high level while having endured a guitar blasted across your head???
Senor Vinnie sighs and nods his head before turning his attention towards the young and lovely lady that asked him a question.
Senor Vinnie: Si Senorita, it was very excruciating. It was like my career was over as all my highlights flashed before my eyes.
Girl 1: You mean…,
Senor Vinnie: Si Senorita, I could have had permanent damage to my hair!! I mean, I could have ended up with a peluca (wig). I mean I have not even reached my four… errr thirties yet. I have yet to reach the pinnacle of my career!!
Girl 1: A wig?? I was talking about your life.
Senor Vinnie: My hair is my life my pretty, have you not noticed how many hours I need to prepare it for every single match??
The camera turns towards Senor Vinnie’s hairdo.
Girl 1: Uhm, right…
Girl 2: Well I think it’s cute and the blonde really brings out your eyes
Says the other girl while chewing gum in the corner of her mouth, Senor Vinnie looks pleased at her before looking back and forth between the girls and notices something.
Senor Vinnie: Are you twins???
Girl 2: Oh God no, we are sisters. But we are like a few years apart. But most guys and men make that mistake.
Girl 1: I am Lisa
Girl 2: And I am Tina and since that show we are your greatest fans, we have downloaded all your albums on Spotify.
Lisa: Yeah and we sure as hell not interested anymore in little boys in pop music because they are all so fake.
Tina: Yah…, And when you were playing that guitar we were like wow…. That old guy knows how to play.
Senor Vinnie smiles as he gloats for a moment
Senor Vinnie: Gracias…..,
But after a few moments the realization sets in.
Senor Vinnie: HEY!! What do you mean old man??? All these wrinkles on my face is because of the cheap oils I had to use when I had to scratch and claw for money. Nowadays I have my own people that take care of me. By the way, interested to help out?? I am still looking for people to assist me o Wednesday, since Bertha quit on me due a certain Senor Bill causing her to lose her mind.
He rolls his eyes as he remembers the drama he had to endure because of that moment as the girls roll their eyes and shake their heads no.
Lisa: Nah…, we would like to keep the fantasy alive that stars are impossible to be reached. And ya know, it would be better if you are impossible to be reached for us normal girls
The two giggle as they see that Senor Vinnie is believing their lies as they are clearly not digging him.
Senor Vinnie: Si, you are right. I should not mingle with ordinary tramps like you two.
Tina: Tramps??? HEY!!!
Senor Vinnie: No it’s ok Senorita Lisa
Tina: It’s Tina!!
Senor Vinnie: Whatever, did you actually think I wanted to give you two a chance to post something on social media that you are with a star?? That’s why I had my security take away your phone prior entering my house. To think you two could just steal all my riches
Lisa: Are you suggesting that we are thieves??
Senor Vinnie rolls his eyes and grabs a bell that is next to him on a small table and rings it, causing his security to come in.
Security: Si Senor Vinnie??
Senor Vinnie: Please take away these girls that pretended to be my fans, I clearly remember they were blondes
Security: Si Senor Vinnie…
Both girls: HEY!!!
The two girls are being dragged away as Senor Vinnie gets a notification on his cell phone that Bertha had sent him an email where she is demanding financial support for her suffering that she went through.
Senor Vinnie: @*@$!@####$**** (Clearly too rude to be aired or even translated for the listening ears of the young viewers. The viewers that Senor Vinnie respects and loves)
He shakes his head as he turns his head towards the camera.
Senor Vinnie: You still here?? Good!! It’s about time that the world gets to see a side of Senor Vinnie that is clearly taking measures into his own hands!! Just like I will do to that fool that thinks he holds a victory over me. But before I do that, I have to take charge of one fool that thinks that he can come between me and my Spotlight title shot?? I was ranked number 2!!! I should be ranked number 1!!! Because I got cheated!!
He grabs his head as he still seemingly feels the pain from the guitar shot.
Senor Vinnie: Just because the title is vacated doesn’t mean I should qualify for it!! they all should fight for opportunity to face me…. ME!!! I’m too much of a star to face some knuckle head in a qualifying match!! I should not belittle myself over some guy that threatens me on social media
He looks stunned into the camera.
Senor Vinnie: But to please a fan, because that’s who he must be to talk smack about a star like me. I have to tell you this errr…. @realfangedone!!
He shakes his head in disbelief
Senor Vinnie: Really?? Seriously?? Are you into Twilight or something?? But I will respect your flaws and move on and look past that, or else I would have to explain to you what your problem really is perro.
You want to come between me and my title ?? Well then you better hope that you get an incapable referee, because that’s the only chance YOU WILL EVER HAVE!!! And now I need to get my pedicure, so I see you again soon.
With that he waves his hand to the camera and the shot fades as he walks off.