Post by senorvinnie on Jul 15, 2018 7:13:43 GMT -5
Senor Vinnie productions presents Cinco….. you know, made famous when Senor Vinnie uttered the words of Cinco de Mayo when he was just a little baby.. Made the fifth of May a global phenomena, even to this very day of July 11th we will never forget the day that he stepped out of his diapers. That’s right, no mama bullshit that you parents want to talk about… face hard facts just like he is the 120 minute man beating two opponents in one single night. Something that NOBODY has ever seen before… at least not until Senor Bill had to do it also…..
But I’m drifting off now.
Also just for today, a time limit period only that ended like five minutes ago…. But if you haven’t heard it yet you dimwits, then I urge you to buy the special limited edition Vinnie toothpicks… it’s your way to tell someone is shit with a clean mouth on you. Just use the sharp end okay???
July 11th 2018
Tijuana, Mexico.
Senor Vinnie can be seen sitting in his jacuzzi sipping on a Tequila, while being accompanied by a young sexy lady that is massaging his shoulders.
Girl: Senor Vinnie, you are so strong and handsome. What was it like to wrestle two matches in one night???
He enjoys her hands caressing his shoulders as he lets out a soft gasp when she squeezes his shoulder muscles.
Senor Vinnie; Hmmm, it was brutal Mariana. I had to use all my energy and all my willpower not to give into the pressure that these great wrestlers put upon me.
Mariana: Well you were very brave Senor Vinnie, to battle those matches makes you a very big hero in Tijuana. Especially for me.
He grins as he feigns a muscle injury in his hand.
Senor Vinnie: Ouch, my left ring finger sure hasn’t been the same since that match. This girl hit her head deliberately upon my ring finger, it may never be the same again Mariana.
The beauty puts her hand to her mouth, clearly shocked about the situation.
Mariana: Isn’t there anything I can do Senor Vinnie???
Senor Vinnie: Well you could kiss my finger mami.
She quickly grabs his hand and kisses his ring finger, causing Senor Vinnie to gloat and sigh very happy.
Senor Vinnie: I will keep you Mariana, I need someone to treat my injuries when those vicious wrestlers go all out to maim me. While yours truly are a man that follows the rules of the game. I am a role model for each and every other yourthful followers that have followed my entire career in NGW.
Mariana: But your career is just two matches old Senor Vinnie??
He groans as he realizes that she has a brain and can count, making him look for an answer before grinning.
Senor Vinnie: That may be true, but tell me. Who do you know that after one day of wrestling is already ranked number two in a championship contention? And if it wasn’t for that ring finger being injured, I would have been number one contender for EVERY singles championship. Now tell me, do you believe that Mariana??
Mariana: Si Senor Vinnie….
With that Vinnie grins as he waves off the camera crew while enjoying a nice intimate massage from his masseuse.
But I’m drifting off now.
Also just for today, a time limit period only that ended like five minutes ago…. But if you haven’t heard it yet you dimwits, then I urge you to buy the special limited edition Vinnie toothpicks… it’s your way to tell someone is shit with a clean mouth on you. Just use the sharp end okay???
July 11th 2018
Tijuana, Mexico.
Senor Vinnie can be seen sitting in his jacuzzi sipping on a Tequila, while being accompanied by a young sexy lady that is massaging his shoulders.
Girl: Senor Vinnie, you are so strong and handsome. What was it like to wrestle two matches in one night???
He enjoys her hands caressing his shoulders as he lets out a soft gasp when she squeezes his shoulder muscles.
Senor Vinnie; Hmmm, it was brutal Mariana. I had to use all my energy and all my willpower not to give into the pressure that these great wrestlers put upon me.
Mariana: Well you were very brave Senor Vinnie, to battle those matches makes you a very big hero in Tijuana. Especially for me.
He grins as he feigns a muscle injury in his hand.
Senor Vinnie: Ouch, my left ring finger sure hasn’t been the same since that match. This girl hit her head deliberately upon my ring finger, it may never be the same again Mariana.
The beauty puts her hand to her mouth, clearly shocked about the situation.
Mariana: Isn’t there anything I can do Senor Vinnie???
Senor Vinnie: Well you could kiss my finger mami.
She quickly grabs his hand and kisses his ring finger, causing Senor Vinnie to gloat and sigh very happy.
Senor Vinnie: I will keep you Mariana, I need someone to treat my injuries when those vicious wrestlers go all out to maim me. While yours truly are a man that follows the rules of the game. I am a role model for each and every other yourthful followers that have followed my entire career in NGW.
Mariana: But your career is just two matches old Senor Vinnie??
He groans as he realizes that she has a brain and can count, making him look for an answer before grinning.
Senor Vinnie: That may be true, but tell me. Who do you know that after one day of wrestling is already ranked number two in a championship contention? And if it wasn’t for that ring finger being injured, I would have been number one contender for EVERY singles championship. Now tell me, do you believe that Mariana??
Mariana: Si Senor Vinnie….
With that Vinnie grins as he waves off the camera crew while enjoying a nice intimate massage from his masseuse.
