Post by senorvinnie on Jul 7, 2018 13:52:26 GMT -5
Cuatro
It has been quiet for a while, but for those who just wish to hear his voice over and over again!! You can buy the Holiday Seasons CD of Senor Vinnie!!
With classics like: Magia de Turquia (Turkey Magic) for Thanksgiving.
Besos debajo de mi Muerdago (Kissing under my Mistletoe) Christmas
Yo Soy tu conejito (I am your bunny) Eastern
And many more!!
This cd is brought to you by Senor Vinnie’s personal webshop at www.iamgoingtoripyourwalletoff.com So don’t be a prick and buy now!!!!!
Each song sold separately
Senor Vinnie can be seen sitting in his hotel room, eating a vegetarian burrito as he has a sensitive stomach and drinks some orange juice along with it. He takes a bite from it and chews for a few moments before rolling his eyes as he has noticed the camera crew has crept in.
Senor Vinnie: Que Quieres?? (What do you want??)
He sighs and face palms himself as he realizes that the guy holding the camera probably doesn’t understand English
Senor Vinnie: Oh I know what you want, you are going to hand over the written down formality that my two opponents that yours truly and my sidekick Senor Bill will be facing right??
The cameraman shakes his camera left to right, as to say that this is not the case.
Senor Vinnie: What do you mean they do not wish to lose it by forfeit??? I deserve this victory as I have a manicure planned around the time that this show is going on. You do know that the time difference between Mexico and New York is like night and day?
The camera man shakes the camera once more no, not agreeing with Senor Vinnie. who ignores him and continues his rambling.
Senor Vinnie: And what does this Perro think?? Sending out his girl that would make her believe that she is empowering girl power movement or something?? Is this the reunion of two of the three members of the Army of lovers???
The picture shows the three original bandmembers of the Swedish band that had a few small hits in the nineties, that used sexual tendencies and funny characters as they really weren’t that serious in their ‘careers’
Senor Vinnie: I know that there were three, they were huge in Mexico!! They were bigger than David Hasselhoff using some playboy bunnies to attract some male attention to his poor show. But I know that whoever it was again that me and Senor Bill are supposed to face this coming PPV will be hiding behind the tetas of his woman. And no, I am not going to translate that for you gringo!!
He shakes his finger from left to right as a sign of no before smiling
Senor Vinnie: This perro is just like the red idiot and the dark haired fool combined. One was the virgin that my opponent is and the other is the failed Don Juan that pretends to be as seductive as yours truly. And the only reason why this Senorita in training is staying with this virgin is because she has never been in the presence of a real man!!
He sighs and nods his head
Senor Vinnie: Oh and the married fool Senor Bill of course, I often try to think as a team player, act like one. But for some reason all my attention comes down to yours truly. Can you blame me??? Just look at this promotional picture I took for the cover of my Christmas album that comes out in December
He turns white in pure shock, resalizing the wrong picture emerged instead.
Senor Vinnie: How did this picture get here?? It err, I uhm… It was, uhm you know. I was poor okay!! I had to pay off for my Fender Stratocaster who belonged to some guy named Santana or something. Just don’t think you can blackmail me with that, because I errr I will sue you!!! Yes!! That’s right!!
And one more thing to my opponentes(opponents) I will humble you in a fashion that will make Senor Bill drop his jaw all the way where senorita Bea needs my housekeeper that he rejected to put him back together again. But this time, I will not pay for Bertha as that token of my undying friendship has gotten expensive…. 500 dollars an hour hombre. Hey!! Life of the Mariachi of Wrestling does not come cheap you know!!
And come to think of it, shouldn’t this company already has changed its name to Vinnie’s Generation Wrestling?? Because the only New Generation Wrestler that matters is ME!!! Even without having a manicure will still not stop me from taking home the gold.
The cameraman coughs.
Senor Vinnie: What???
The cameraman hands a note that reads something as that causes Senor Vinnie to roll his eyes.
Senor Vinnie: I know it isn’t for the gold you perro!! But I do think after I beat these two, with Senor Bill standing on the ring apron. That I and my sidekick deserve a title shot somewhere down the line against tag team or singles campiones!! Because let face it… I am the gift that this company desperately needed!!
With that Senor Vinnie waves the cameraman off as the shot fades
It has been quiet for a while, but for those who just wish to hear his voice over and over again!! You can buy the Holiday Seasons CD of Senor Vinnie!!
With classics like: Magia de Turquia (Turkey Magic) for Thanksgiving.
Besos debajo de mi Muerdago (Kissing under my Mistletoe) Christmas
Yo Soy tu conejito (I am your bunny) Eastern
And many more!!
This cd is brought to you by Senor Vinnie’s personal webshop at www.iamgoingtoripyourwalletoff.com So don’t be a prick and buy now!!!!!
Each song sold separately
Senor Vinnie can be seen sitting in his hotel room, eating a vegetarian burrito as he has a sensitive stomach and drinks some orange juice along with it. He takes a bite from it and chews for a few moments before rolling his eyes as he has noticed the camera crew has crept in.
Senor Vinnie: Que Quieres?? (What do you want??)
He sighs and face palms himself as he realizes that the guy holding the camera probably doesn’t understand English
Senor Vinnie: Oh I know what you want, you are going to hand over the written down formality that my two opponents that yours truly and my sidekick Senor Bill will be facing right??
The cameraman shakes his camera left to right, as to say that this is not the case.
Senor Vinnie: What do you mean they do not wish to lose it by forfeit??? I deserve this victory as I have a manicure planned around the time that this show is going on. You do know that the time difference between Mexico and New York is like night and day?
The camera man shakes the camera once more no, not agreeing with Senor Vinnie. who ignores him and continues his rambling.
Senor Vinnie: And what does this Perro think?? Sending out his girl that would make her believe that she is empowering girl power movement or something?? Is this the reunion of two of the three members of the Army of lovers???
The picture shows the three original bandmembers of the Swedish band that had a few small hits in the nineties, that used sexual tendencies and funny characters as they really weren’t that serious in their ‘careers’
Senor Vinnie: I know that there were three, they were huge in Mexico!! They were bigger than David Hasselhoff using some playboy bunnies to attract some male attention to his poor show. But I know that whoever it was again that me and Senor Bill are supposed to face this coming PPV will be hiding behind the tetas of his woman. And no, I am not going to translate that for you gringo!!
He shakes his finger from left to right as a sign of no before smiling
Senor Vinnie: This perro is just like the red idiot and the dark haired fool combined. One was the virgin that my opponent is and the other is the failed Don Juan that pretends to be as seductive as yours truly. And the only reason why this Senorita in training is staying with this virgin is because she has never been in the presence of a real man!!
He sighs and nods his head
Senor Vinnie: Oh and the married fool Senor Bill of course, I often try to think as a team player, act like one. But for some reason all my attention comes down to yours truly. Can you blame me??? Just look at this promotional picture I took for the cover of my Christmas album that comes out in December
He turns white in pure shock, resalizing the wrong picture emerged instead.
Senor Vinnie: How did this picture get here?? It err, I uhm… It was, uhm you know. I was poor okay!! I had to pay off for my Fender Stratocaster who belonged to some guy named Santana or something. Just don’t think you can blackmail me with that, because I errr I will sue you!!! Yes!! That’s right!!
And one more thing to my opponentes(opponents) I will humble you in a fashion that will make Senor Bill drop his jaw all the way where senorita Bea needs my housekeeper that he rejected to put him back together again. But this time, I will not pay for Bertha as that token of my undying friendship has gotten expensive…. 500 dollars an hour hombre. Hey!! Life of the Mariachi of Wrestling does not come cheap you know!!
And come to think of it, shouldn’t this company already has changed its name to Vinnie’s Generation Wrestling?? Because the only New Generation Wrestler that matters is ME!!! Even without having a manicure will still not stop me from taking home the gold.
The cameraman coughs.
Senor Vinnie: What???
The cameraman hands a note that reads something as that causes Senor Vinnie to roll his eyes.
Senor Vinnie: I know it isn’t for the gold you perro!! But I do think after I beat these two, with Senor Bill standing on the ring apron. That I and my sidekick deserve a title shot somewhere down the line against tag team or singles campiones!! Because let face it… I am the gift that this company desperately needed!!
With that Senor Vinnie waves the cameraman off as the shot fades