Post by JMav/JGold/RNorth/MKarloff on Dec 4, 2016 19:28:39 GMT -5
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A Dumb Backstage Segment about Balls
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A Dumb Backstage Segment about Balls
We join the Radicalliance backstage as they prepare for their match in the locker room.
“I really don't understand what you're trying to prove.” The Jew Blazer says, folding his arms and doing his best not to look below his tag partners eyeline.
“What's not to understand? Our opponent keeps talking on twitter about his 'balls of steel' so I am taking away the one thing he claims makes him unique.” Ronnie says.
“The thing is that like...I'm not looking at them but the reflection off of them is hurting my eyes and I know what the reflection is coming off of and it makes me want to die a little bit.” The Jew Blazer says.
“The reflection off of what?”
“I'm not saying it.”
“No come on, say what it is.”
“Ronnie I'm not doing this.”
“Go on, let everyone know what's impeding your vision.” Ronnie says.
“It's....It's the reflection... off of your lap... a very specific part of which you've had professionally....” The Blazer says.
“I had my balls chromed!” Ronnie announces.
“Yup. That's the thing you did. You can put them away ANY TIME YOU WANT TO you know. Like, right now for example. Right now you could pull your pants back up and I wouldn't have to see your uh...” The Blazer says.
“My chrome scrotum!” Ronnie says.
“PLEASE PUT IT AWAY!” The Blazer says. Ronnie grumbles and pulls up his pants and sure enough there seems to be a lot less light reflected in the room.
“I mean geeze...wasn't that painful?” The Blazer asks.
“Incredibly! But if it means having a ballbag that can get a rave going then I'd say it was worth it. I have to use this ointment... the ointment is nice.” Ronnie says.
“Please don't tell me more. I don't think you realize how happy it would make me not to know a single additional detail about your...marble pouch...” The Blazer says, trying to say it in a PG way.
“I was told chaffing wouldn't be a problem... but I'm pretty sure the Doctor who did this was taking a lot of mescaline while it was happening.” Ronnie says.
“Yeah Ron? I'm gonna go a head and take a wild guess that the guy doing genital blacksmithing on drugs in the back of a van is probably not an actual doctor.” The Blazer says.
“He had a diploma. I mean, it looked like someone wrote it out but phd's are handwritten by the Dean right? Since they're so special and all?” Ronnie asks. The Jew Blazer just stares at Ronnie for a few moments, letting everything sink in.
“...I just let a crazy guy put metal on my balls in a van for $750” Ronnie says.
“There it is.” The Blazer says as he finishes putting his cape on.
“He could have done permanent damage! I could've lost my balls!” Ronnie adds.
“Hey man, like you told me...use that anger in the ring. Let's go. Time to put in work.” The Blazer says, exiting the locker room.
