Post by senorvinnie on Jun 29, 2018 14:23:11 GMT -5
Senor Vinnie Productions presents: Tres!!!
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Senor Vinnie can be seen on the airport from Mexico City to New York, he is wearing sunglasses and black suit. He is clearly not happy about something as the camera crew catches up with him.
Senor Vinnie: I mean where are we going to in this world? The greatest Mexican wrestler that you will ever manage to obtain to be subdued to visit a city of filth like New York? Ugh, such a degrading thought, especially knowing the great arena’s Mexico has. It’s obvious that they do not wish me to outshine those supposedly New Generation Superstars with some class. And even having to tag along with an American, who am I?? An exchange wrestling student??
He lets some Mexican curse words roll under his breath so that the microphone on the camera will not catch it, knowing that even children may watch his promo. He scratches his head before he gets a buzz on his cell phone.
Senor Vinnie: What does Senor Bill want now???
Text message Bill: Hi Senor Vinnie, I was wondering if I could lend Maria or perhaps one of her sisters for a while to clean up my house?? Har har har. Greetings, Bill “Bulldog” Barnhart.
Senor Vinnie grabs his sunglasses off of his head and face palms his face, shaking his head in disbelief before taking a deep breath.
Senor Vinnie: “Such a perro (dog)
He suddenly looks up again and starts to think, after a few moments he suddenly starts to grin and returns the text message that was sent to him by his tag team partner.
Text Message Senor Vinnie: Yes Senor Bill, I have the perfect lady to satisfy all your needs. I will send her by plane first thing tomorrow.
He tunrs off the phone after texting the message, clearly not wanting to be interrupted during his beauty sleep as he gets on the plane. There he sits down in his first class seat as a stewardess comes over with a sexy smile upon her face.
this causes his mood to suddenly change into a happy smile upon his face as she walks over towards him and stops at a few feet of him.
Stewardess: Good afternoon Senor Vinnie, My name is Ana and I will be your personal stewardess for this flight to New York. I have been ordered to fulfill all your requests and needs, I hope to give you a satisfying experience while flying this special rented plain just for you.
He looks her up and down as she continues to smile at him, clearly he feels that he must have hit the jackpot as he motions her to come closer as she complies.
Senor Vinnie: Does that mean I can ask you anything??
Ana: Certainly Senor Vinnie, anything you wish for.
He gulps loud as he feels his blood pressure starting to pump, believing he has hit the jackpot and tries to see how far his luck will bring him.
Senor Vinnie: Can you bring me the best bottle of Tequila??
Ana: Certainly Senor Vinnie, anything else??
Senor Vinnie: Yes, I want you to sit beside me and pour me in the drinks for us both.
She gives a big heart warming smile that causes him to melt, he watches her walk off with her hips swaying from left to right. Causing Senor Vinnie to sweat bullets.
Senor Vinnie: I think I will enjoy my flight to that shithole New York City.
We go to a break as commercials are needed
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We come back from the commercial break as we see Senor Vinnie and the sexy stewardess drinking their glasses of Tequila as Ana refills them every time they are emptied. They are laughing as Senor Vinnie is telling big time stories.
Ana: Oh Senor Vinnie, I have always known that you were the mastermind behind legends like Julio Iglesias and Ricky Martin. But that you even made Fluffy famous?? Oh wow….
Senor Vinnie: Si my pretty, but I’m always searching for new stars Ana. And I just can’t stop wondering….
Ana: What??
Senor Vinnie: What does a dump like you do in a nice airplane like this???
Ana: QUE??!! (WHAT??!!!)
Senor Vinnie hits his head with his hand, clearly he has gotten a bit tipsy and the words are rolling out of his mouth the wrong way.
Senor Vinnie: I meant, what does a beautiful lady like you do in a dump like this???
The two look at the airplane as she softly sighs.
Ana: Well Senor Vinnie, I was hoping for one day to meet a legend like you. In the hopes of one day breaking through in the world off….
She leans forward into his ear as she starts to whisper something to him. Causing his eyes suddenly to bulge out of his sockets in a complete shock.
Senor Vinnie: (merely a gasp escapes his mouth)
Ana: Senor Vinnie?? Senor Vinnie???
Senor Vinnie suddenly wakes up in his bed with his body sweating like crazy. Staring at the light that is coming through the windows, as the curtains have opened up by another maid.
Bertha: Senor Vinnie, it’s time to wake up and catch your flight.
Senor Vinnie is annoyed, he looks up at the maid and stares at her.
Senor Vinnie: Bertha, you haven’t had a holiday in quite some time?? Why don’t I send you to a friend of mine and help him out while enjoying a trip to Georgia.
Bertha: Si senor.
This prom will be sponsored by Anus Bleaching, don’t be a hypocrite and join in the fun!! Soon the world will join the Bleach Report!!!
Senor Vinnie can be seen on the airport from Mexico City to New York, he is wearing sunglasses and black suit. He is clearly not happy about something as the camera crew catches up with him.
Senor Vinnie: I mean where are we going to in this world? The greatest Mexican wrestler that you will ever manage to obtain to be subdued to visit a city of filth like New York? Ugh, such a degrading thought, especially knowing the great arena’s Mexico has. It’s obvious that they do not wish me to outshine those supposedly New Generation Superstars with some class. And even having to tag along with an American, who am I?? An exchange wrestling student??
He lets some Mexican curse words roll under his breath so that the microphone on the camera will not catch it, knowing that even children may watch his promo. He scratches his head before he gets a buzz on his cell phone.
Senor Vinnie: What does Senor Bill want now???
Text message Bill: Hi Senor Vinnie, I was wondering if I could lend Maria or perhaps one of her sisters for a while to clean up my house?? Har har har. Greetings, Bill “Bulldog” Barnhart.
Senor Vinnie grabs his sunglasses off of his head and face palms his face, shaking his head in disbelief before taking a deep breath.
Senor Vinnie: “Such a perro (dog)
He suddenly looks up again and starts to think, after a few moments he suddenly starts to grin and returns the text message that was sent to him by his tag team partner.
Text Message Senor Vinnie: Yes Senor Bill, I have the perfect lady to satisfy all your needs. I will send her by plane first thing tomorrow.
He tunrs off the phone after texting the message, clearly not wanting to be interrupted during his beauty sleep as he gets on the plane. There he sits down in his first class seat as a stewardess comes over with a sexy smile upon her face.
this causes his mood to suddenly change into a happy smile upon his face as she walks over towards him and stops at a few feet of him.
Stewardess: Good afternoon Senor Vinnie, My name is Ana and I will be your personal stewardess for this flight to New York. I have been ordered to fulfill all your requests and needs, I hope to give you a satisfying experience while flying this special rented plain just for you.
He looks her up and down as she continues to smile at him, clearly he feels that he must have hit the jackpot as he motions her to come closer as she complies.
Senor Vinnie: Does that mean I can ask you anything??
Ana: Certainly Senor Vinnie, anything you wish for.
He gulps loud as he feels his blood pressure starting to pump, believing he has hit the jackpot and tries to see how far his luck will bring him.
Senor Vinnie: Can you bring me the best bottle of Tequila??
Ana: Certainly Senor Vinnie, anything else??
Senor Vinnie: Yes, I want you to sit beside me and pour me in the drinks for us both.
She gives a big heart warming smile that causes him to melt, he watches her walk off with her hips swaying from left to right. Causing Senor Vinnie to sweat bullets.
Senor Vinnie: I think I will enjoy my flight to that shithole New York City.
We go to a break as commercials are needed
*** Commercial Break ***
Have you ever felt the need to find that perfect woman?? But for some reason they will not look at you because you are Fat? Ugly? Greasy hair?? And you are downright made to be laughed at?? Then Senor Vinnie’s has got the antidote for you!!!
Golden Vinnie’s!!!
Yes, that’s right!! A brand new aftershave that will boldly go where others do not dare to go!!! Due to secret herbs that comes from Nepal, we have discovered the attraction that no woman can resist!! But wait!! There’s more!!!
Platinum Vinnie’s!! The matching cologne that will make them beg for everything that you wish them to do and they will not deny you anything!! This and more can be yours for the mere cheap price of $ 599,99!! That’s right $ 599,99!! What are you waiting for??
We come back from the commercial break as we see Senor Vinnie and the sexy stewardess drinking their glasses of Tequila as Ana refills them every time they are emptied. They are laughing as Senor Vinnie is telling big time stories.
Ana: Oh Senor Vinnie, I have always known that you were the mastermind behind legends like Julio Iglesias and Ricky Martin. But that you even made Fluffy famous?? Oh wow….
Senor Vinnie: Si my pretty, but I’m always searching for new stars Ana. And I just can’t stop wondering….
Ana: What??
Senor Vinnie: What does a dump like you do in a nice airplane like this???
Ana: QUE??!! (WHAT??!!!)
Senor Vinnie hits his head with his hand, clearly he has gotten a bit tipsy and the words are rolling out of his mouth the wrong way.
Senor Vinnie: I meant, what does a beautiful lady like you do in a dump like this???
The two look at the airplane as she softly sighs.
Ana: Well Senor Vinnie, I was hoping for one day to meet a legend like you. In the hopes of one day breaking through in the world off….
She leans forward into his ear as she starts to whisper something to him. Causing his eyes suddenly to bulge out of his sockets in a complete shock.
Senor Vinnie: (merely a gasp escapes his mouth)
Ana: Senor Vinnie?? Senor Vinnie???
Senor Vinnie suddenly wakes up in his bed with his body sweating like crazy. Staring at the light that is coming through the windows, as the curtains have opened up by another maid.
Bertha: Senor Vinnie, it’s time to wake up and catch your flight.
Senor Vinnie is annoyed, he looks up at the maid and stares at her.
Senor Vinnie: Bertha, you haven’t had a holiday in quite some time?? Why don’t I send you to a friend of mine and help him out while enjoying a trip to Georgia.
Bertha: Si senor.
