Post by senorvinnie on Jun 28, 2018 15:33:43 GMT -5
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(I’m sorry folks, I’m drunk and got tired of doing the same bullshit that the writers down upon my script. Improvisation is the key to success, or at least getting fired)
We are inside the mansion that we had seen earlier on when we gotten to know the man called Senor Vinnie, he can be seen in a recording studio playing away at his guitar as there are all postes of himself hanging upon the walls. There’s a replica of the current Global Zero Wrestling Alliance (GZWA) where he is the champ off inside a trophy cabinet. A Mexican maid is dusting off the cabinet with a duster as she is looking pretty.
She turns around after dusting the cabinet for a bit longer, causing the end of her dress to come in contact with a knob of the cabinet and we can hear a sudden tear.
Maid: Mierda!! (F***)
This causes Vinnie to stop playing his guitar and looks up at what is going on from his sound booth. Rolling his eyes as he sees the clueless look on the face of the maid and shakes his head.
Senor Vinnie: Lo juro, si su cabeza no estuviera unida a su cuerpo ella perdería eso también (I swear, if her head wasn't attached to her body she would lose that also)
He puts down the guitar and walks towards the other room where he tells his producer to take a break so that he can talk to his maid
Senor Vinnie: What is wrong Maria??
She looks at him with pouted lips as she is clearly nervous on what to say to her employer.
Senor Vinnie: Did you break something Maria???
Maria: I….. I tore my third outfit Senor Vinnie….
She drops her head, worried about the response from the man we know as Senor Vinnie, who has raised his hands to the sky
Senor Vinnie: That’s the third outfit in two days!!! Do I need to add pillows anywhere???
Her look suddenly changes, clearly she has enough from the negative reaction from her boss and perhaps this hasn’t been the first time she heard this.
Maria: Eres un cerdo!!! ¡Estoy trabajando con una uña rota y estos tacones son demasiado cortos! ¡Intenta trabajar en estas situaciones! (You are a pig!!! i am working with a broken nail and these heels are too short!!! You try working in these situations!!!)
Senor Vinnie takes a step backwards, clearly he had not expected this reaction from the maid, who is screaming at him in Spanish in such a fashion that it will not be translated. She is hitting the duster into the chest of the man who pays her, causing his eyes to widen like plates.
Senor Vinnie: Whoa!! Whoa!! Whoa!!!!!! You broke a nail?? Is that what I pay you for to worry about a freaking nail?? Do you know that I had to cut nails of mujeres gordas (fat women) to save money to become the world renowned Mariachi that I am today??
She looks at him with clueless eyes as clearly the words that he has told her has not sunk into her brain yet, clearly she was not hired for her brains by the man they call Senor Vinnie. This moment of being clueless is a signal for Senor Vinnie to continue his verbal assault on her.
Senor Vinnie: Oh yeah, I get it. You want to talk about having a rough time, that working conditions are hard!! That nothing on your delicate fingers are safe from splinters, sharp edges and loose hanging razor blades!!!
Out of nowhere a smile emerges upon the face of Maria, clearly she is happy about what he has told her.
Maria: Oh thank you for understanding Senor Vinnie!!
She jumps into his arms, not giving him a possibility to respond. Clearly he is amazed about this turn of events.
Senor Vinnie: Thank me?? For what???
Maria: That you think I need a lighter work schedule, oh I’m going to call my mother and tell her the good news!!
Just before she runs off it is Senor Vinnie that regains his composure and sighs.
Senor Vinnie: Stop!!!! You are even dumber than you look!!!
Maria: Que?? (What??)
Senor Vinnie: You have to earn your money you dumb cow!!! Breaking a nail should be a trophy for your hard work, or just be smart and wear gloves next time!! I didn’t hire you to think!! I hired you to shut up and look pretty!! And at this moment, you aren’t doing either of them!!!
He starts to lift his hands into the air once more as he walks back to his recording studio, screaming at the maid to leave before closing the door as she walks off pissed off.
Maria: Y hasta le compré un regalo por su cumpleaños (And i even bought him a present for his birthday)
He enters the room, he grabs the guitar and starts to play, after a few moments he finds the groove to Eric Clapton’s you look wonderful tonight.
Senor Vinnie: It's late in the evening; two virgins work at taco bell dreaming about their wreslting future.
One is a lady, the other does not know and I don’t care
And then she asks it, do we have a shot?
And it says, no, we have not shot beating Senor Vinnie.
They turn to customers, taking their orders bummed about the truth
This beautiful lady, suddenly turns to IT with pleading eyes..
And then she asks it, do you feel all right?
And it says, no, I feel terrible tonight
I feel terrible because I see
The determination in Senor Vinnie’s eyes
And the wonder of it all
Is that you just don't realize how amazing he is
It's time to go home now and I've got an aching head
So I give her the car keys and she helps me to bed
And then I tell her, as I turn out the light
I say, my darling, we will be terrible in our fight
Oh my darling, we will be terrible in our fight….
He grins as he stops playing, he looks up and stares into the camera and shakes his head.
Senor Vinnie: Oh I’m sorry to my two opponents that I didn’t decided to rhyme every lyric with the other. But that’s the point, a song is like a tag team. It needs to be in sync, in sync and needs to be a combined effort to be successful. And even though you two may have seen each other throughout social media all the time, I’ve heard that Skype can help out those who are too chickened shit to meet someone else in person in like a block down the road. And that’s why I didn’t even bothered make something special and even then I know that I have blown your minds, or something else when it comes down to you huh Cassie??
He winks into the camera and chuckles before shaking his head and becomes all serious for a few moments, but only for a few moments of course.
Senor Vinnie: And to my ocio del equipo de etiqueta (tag team partner) please try at least to stay in synch with the rhythm of the night okay?? Yup, I just uttered the title of another 90’s classic from Corona. Something you as a hopefully no culture barbarian will know as a sign of the times. The sign where the debut of Senor Vinnie… and Senor Bill will overclass everything of this…. this…. What’s this show called again??? And where the f*** am I supposed to go??
Senor Vinnie walks off screaming at someone we don’t know about the venue and the show he has to perform in as the shot fades to black.
(I’m sorry folks, I’m drunk and got tired of doing the same bullshit that the writers down upon my script. Improvisation is the key to success, or at least getting fired)
We are inside the mansion that we had seen earlier on when we gotten to know the man called Senor Vinnie, he can be seen in a recording studio playing away at his guitar as there are all postes of himself hanging upon the walls. There’s a replica of the current Global Zero Wrestling Alliance (GZWA) where he is the champ off inside a trophy cabinet. A Mexican maid is dusting off the cabinet with a duster as she is looking pretty.
She turns around after dusting the cabinet for a bit longer, causing the end of her dress to come in contact with a knob of the cabinet and we can hear a sudden tear.
Maid: Mierda!! (F***)
This causes Vinnie to stop playing his guitar and looks up at what is going on from his sound booth. Rolling his eyes as he sees the clueless look on the face of the maid and shakes his head.
Senor Vinnie: Lo juro, si su cabeza no estuviera unida a su cuerpo ella perdería eso también (I swear, if her head wasn't attached to her body she would lose that also)
He puts down the guitar and walks towards the other room where he tells his producer to take a break so that he can talk to his maid
Senor Vinnie: What is wrong Maria??
She looks at him with pouted lips as she is clearly nervous on what to say to her employer.
Senor Vinnie: Did you break something Maria???
Maria: I….. I tore my third outfit Senor Vinnie….
She drops her head, worried about the response from the man we know as Senor Vinnie, who has raised his hands to the sky
Senor Vinnie: That’s the third outfit in two days!!! Do I need to add pillows anywhere???
Her look suddenly changes, clearly she has enough from the negative reaction from her boss and perhaps this hasn’t been the first time she heard this.
Maria: Eres un cerdo!!! ¡Estoy trabajando con una uña rota y estos tacones son demasiado cortos! ¡Intenta trabajar en estas situaciones! (You are a pig!!! i am working with a broken nail and these heels are too short!!! You try working in these situations!!!)
Senor Vinnie takes a step backwards, clearly he had not expected this reaction from the maid, who is screaming at him in Spanish in such a fashion that it will not be translated. She is hitting the duster into the chest of the man who pays her, causing his eyes to widen like plates.
Senor Vinnie: Whoa!! Whoa!! Whoa!!!!!! You broke a nail?? Is that what I pay you for to worry about a freaking nail?? Do you know that I had to cut nails of mujeres gordas (fat women) to save money to become the world renowned Mariachi that I am today??
She looks at him with clueless eyes as clearly the words that he has told her has not sunk into her brain yet, clearly she was not hired for her brains by the man they call Senor Vinnie. This moment of being clueless is a signal for Senor Vinnie to continue his verbal assault on her.
Senor Vinnie: Oh yeah, I get it. You want to talk about having a rough time, that working conditions are hard!! That nothing on your delicate fingers are safe from splinters, sharp edges and loose hanging razor blades!!!
Out of nowhere a smile emerges upon the face of Maria, clearly she is happy about what he has told her.
Maria: Oh thank you for understanding Senor Vinnie!!
She jumps into his arms, not giving him a possibility to respond. Clearly he is amazed about this turn of events.
Senor Vinnie: Thank me?? For what???
Maria: That you think I need a lighter work schedule, oh I’m going to call my mother and tell her the good news!!
Just before she runs off it is Senor Vinnie that regains his composure and sighs.
Senor Vinnie: Stop!!!! You are even dumber than you look!!!
Maria: Que?? (What??)
Senor Vinnie: You have to earn your money you dumb cow!!! Breaking a nail should be a trophy for your hard work, or just be smart and wear gloves next time!! I didn’t hire you to think!! I hired you to shut up and look pretty!! And at this moment, you aren’t doing either of them!!!
He starts to lift his hands into the air once more as he walks back to his recording studio, screaming at the maid to leave before closing the door as she walks off pissed off.
Maria: Y hasta le compré un regalo por su cumpleaños (And i even bought him a present for his birthday)
He enters the room, he grabs the guitar and starts to play, after a few moments he finds the groove to Eric Clapton’s you look wonderful tonight.
Senor Vinnie: It's late in the evening; two virgins work at taco bell dreaming about their wreslting future.
One is a lady, the other does not know and I don’t care
And then she asks it, do we have a shot?
And it says, no, we have not shot beating Senor Vinnie.
They turn to customers, taking their orders bummed about the truth
This beautiful lady, suddenly turns to IT with pleading eyes..
And then she asks it, do you feel all right?
And it says, no, I feel terrible tonight
I feel terrible because I see
The determination in Senor Vinnie’s eyes
And the wonder of it all
Is that you just don't realize how amazing he is
It's time to go home now and I've got an aching head
So I give her the car keys and she helps me to bed
And then I tell her, as I turn out the light
I say, my darling, we will be terrible in our fight
Oh my darling, we will be terrible in our fight….
He grins as he stops playing, he looks up and stares into the camera and shakes his head.
Senor Vinnie: Oh I’m sorry to my two opponents that I didn’t decided to rhyme every lyric with the other. But that’s the point, a song is like a tag team. It needs to be in sync, in sync and needs to be a combined effort to be successful. And even though you two may have seen each other throughout social media all the time, I’ve heard that Skype can help out those who are too chickened shit to meet someone else in person in like a block down the road. And that’s why I didn’t even bothered make something special and even then I know that I have blown your minds, or something else when it comes down to you huh Cassie??
He winks into the camera and chuckles before shaking his head and becomes all serious for a few moments, but only for a few moments of course.
Senor Vinnie: And to my ocio del equipo de etiqueta (tag team partner) please try at least to stay in synch with the rhythm of the night okay?? Yup, I just uttered the title of another 90’s classic from Corona. Something you as a hopefully no culture barbarian will know as a sign of the times. The sign where the debut of Senor Vinnie… and Senor Bill will overclass everything of this…. this…. What’s this show called again??? And where the f*** am I supposed to go??
Senor Vinnie walks off screaming at someone we don’t know about the venue and the show he has to perform in as the shot fades to black.