Post by senorvinnie on Jun 27, 2018 16:08:38 GMT -5
Tijuana, Mexico.
Senor Vinnie presents……
NGW Cribs!!!!
(this program is brought to you by SV productions, Vinnie’s guitar repairs and Mariachi’s pension fonds. You don’t want to have the Mariachi’s of the past suffer from the blisters from the future. Use band aids, they seem to help.
We open up outside a rather large mansion somewhere in the rather richer areas of Tijuana, Mexico. The camera crew is standing in front of a very big fence, on each side of the fence we see a rather fat Mexican guard standing there to keep others out. The camera crew approaches one of the two guards as he tries quickly to get rid of a burrito that he was eating, forgetting the sauce that is covering his mouth.
Guard: Oye!! Qué deseas?? (Hey!! What do you want??)
The cameraman hands the guard a piece of paper, he reads it as some of the sauce falls on top of the paper. He turns around and grabs a rather old fashioned phone from the early days that you had to be connected by an operator to the other person you wish to call.
Operator: Tuviste que llamarme a mi hora del almuerzo?( You just had to call me on my lunch break???)
Guard: Cállate mujer, conéctame con el señor Vinnie (Shut up woman, connect me with Senor Vinnie)
Operator: Oh Dios mío!! El Señor Vinnie?(Oh my God!! THE Senor Vinnie??)
The two start bickering on the phone, causing the guard to completely forget that the camera crew is waiting for him to let them in.Until the other fat guard wobbles over towards the camera crew and starts to whisper at them.
Guard 2: Orale man, just go inside perro. He is expecting you already
He opens the fence as the camera crew enters the driveway all the way to the mansion. We see palm trees on either side of the driveway as well as poor old folks mowing the lawn. After a while walking they reach the mansion that has a sign that says (mansion fo rent, please cal: …. But before we can read the phone number we hear a cough. Causing the camera crew to turn around towards a man that is wearing bermuda’s, a Hawaiian shirt and flip flops underneath his feet as he is drinking orange juice.
Figure: So you finally found me, after how long???
The camera man wants to answer but is cut off by the figure that is standing in front of him.
Figure: No perro, no excuses. Seriously, I graciously invite you to my home, but no courteous behavior?? Ai Carramba, me he encontrado loco (Oh crap, I have found myself a lazy fool)
He takes a sip from his orange juice and hands it ove to a butler that he had summond for during the sipping.
Figure: Let me introduce myself to you gringo’s, I’m Senor Vinnie and I allow you gringo’s to grasp the perfection of three worlds. Uno, the perfection of the most handsome man in the world…. Dos, the greatest wrestler that has ever lived… and Tres, the man with the most romantic voice that would cause Julio Iglesias turn into Fluffy light when I’m done with him.
Because let’s be honest my hombres, I have seen enough and I’ve heard enough of this tugurio (dump) of a place called New Generation Wrestling. What a load of mierda (crap) is that?? Only once in a lifetime there’s a generation that will witness greatness, perfection and the singing voice of an angel
The camera man is clearly heard chuckling over the comments from the man, obviously not believing him. This causes the newly signed wrestler Senor Vinnie to get upset
Senor Vinnie: You just ruined yourself the chance to hear me perform before a live audience that would have heard this taped recording throughout the world wide channels of your mediocracy. So if ratings plummet, it’s because of you perro. And I was going to risk singing for fools like you, even if I have suffered a third grade cough problem to my throat.
We can hear the camera man repeat the third grade cough problem in a muffled voice as he is talking behind the camera man
Senor Vinnie: SI!! Are you implying that I’m lying?? Well I will make sure that you will not be working in this joint anymore!!! Now goodbye, my audience will have to wait another day to hear perfection perform and of course to the right amount of dinero….
With that the shot slowly fades
Senor Vinnie presents……
NGW Cribs!!!!
(this program is brought to you by SV productions, Vinnie’s guitar repairs and Mariachi’s pension fonds. You don’t want to have the Mariachi’s of the past suffer from the blisters from the future. Use band aids, they seem to help.
We open up outside a rather large mansion somewhere in the rather richer areas of Tijuana, Mexico. The camera crew is standing in front of a very big fence, on each side of the fence we see a rather fat Mexican guard standing there to keep others out. The camera crew approaches one of the two guards as he tries quickly to get rid of a burrito that he was eating, forgetting the sauce that is covering his mouth.
Guard: Oye!! Qué deseas?? (Hey!! What do you want??)
The cameraman hands the guard a piece of paper, he reads it as some of the sauce falls on top of the paper. He turns around and grabs a rather old fashioned phone from the early days that you had to be connected by an operator to the other person you wish to call.
Operator: Tuviste que llamarme a mi hora del almuerzo?( You just had to call me on my lunch break???)
Guard: Cállate mujer, conéctame con el señor Vinnie (Shut up woman, connect me with Senor Vinnie)
Operator: Oh Dios mío!! El Señor Vinnie?(Oh my God!! THE Senor Vinnie??)
The two start bickering on the phone, causing the guard to completely forget that the camera crew is waiting for him to let them in.Until the other fat guard wobbles over towards the camera crew and starts to whisper at them.
Guard 2: Orale man, just go inside perro. He is expecting you already
He opens the fence as the camera crew enters the driveway all the way to the mansion. We see palm trees on either side of the driveway as well as poor old folks mowing the lawn. After a while walking they reach the mansion that has a sign that says (mansion fo rent, please cal: …. But before we can read the phone number we hear a cough. Causing the camera crew to turn around towards a man that is wearing bermuda’s, a Hawaiian shirt and flip flops underneath his feet as he is drinking orange juice.
Figure: So you finally found me, after how long???
The camera man wants to answer but is cut off by the figure that is standing in front of him.
Figure: No perro, no excuses. Seriously, I graciously invite you to my home, but no courteous behavior?? Ai Carramba, me he encontrado loco (Oh crap, I have found myself a lazy fool)
He takes a sip from his orange juice and hands it ove to a butler that he had summond for during the sipping.
Figure: Let me introduce myself to you gringo’s, I’m Senor Vinnie and I allow you gringo’s to grasp the perfection of three worlds. Uno, the perfection of the most handsome man in the world…. Dos, the greatest wrestler that has ever lived… and Tres, the man with the most romantic voice that would cause Julio Iglesias turn into Fluffy light when I’m done with him.
Because let’s be honest my hombres, I have seen enough and I’ve heard enough of this tugurio (dump) of a place called New Generation Wrestling. What a load of mierda (crap) is that?? Only once in a lifetime there’s a generation that will witness greatness, perfection and the singing voice of an angel
The camera man is clearly heard chuckling over the comments from the man, obviously not believing him. This causes the newly signed wrestler Senor Vinnie to get upset
Senor Vinnie: You just ruined yourself the chance to hear me perform before a live audience that would have heard this taped recording throughout the world wide channels of your mediocracy. So if ratings plummet, it’s because of you perro. And I was going to risk singing for fools like you, even if I have suffered a third grade cough problem to my throat.
We can hear the camera man repeat the third grade cough problem in a muffled voice as he is talking behind the camera man
Senor Vinnie: SI!! Are you implying that I’m lying?? Well I will make sure that you will not be working in this joint anymore!!! Now goodbye, my audience will have to wait another day to hear perfection perform and of course to the right amount of dinero….
With that the shot slowly fades
