Post by JMav/JGold/RNorth/MKarloff on Dec 4, 2016 18:24:43 GMT -5
Joshua Goldstein
I Hear Hot Topic is Hiring
I Hear Hot Topic is Hiring
“Okay you band of Putz's. You have my attention. You are going to discover very quickly that you don't want it.” Joshua Goldstein says. He is in his apartment, standing in front of several shelves of video games and comic books in a Def Leppard t-shirt. He's waited for Kaylee to step out of the apartment to say what he has to say.
“Last week I was told by my partner I needed to learn how to 'get angry' for our matches... well I can safely say that isn't going to be a problem. The moment you laid hands on a woman outside the confines of a wrestling ring sealed your fates. The fact that woman happens to be the love of my life is really just icing on the cake. Frankly, I sized the BLD up the moment they arrived. They're a bunch of schmucks who want to be 'edgy' to make a name for themselves because their parents either beat them too much or not hard enough. You've got this one schmendrik who can't stop talking about his steel kishkes. He and his buddy think they're doing something original by going on an anti-holiday tirade? My my, everyone best back away from the edge lest they cut themselves on it. Look out world, four people actually like the Suicide Squad movie and they are here to WRECK SHOP until the moment they wreck the shop of someone who is halfway capable and then they're getting knocked right on their tuches's and being sent off to maybe get a job at Hot Topic working for someone half their age. Let's see if Silas Subhuman can still be so arrogant when he's trying to upsell a teenager on a 'Nightmare Before Christmas' incense burner.” Josh says.
“To anyone else out there who thinks that all this industry is is a chance to be an awful person without any repercussions, you will get introduced to my boot just the same as Spike Steel and Silas Subhuman are about to. If any member of the BLD really thinks this is acceptable behavior and isn't acting out like a teenager who just wants attention as I assume they are? Then they need to get gone and I'm just the guy to make them gone. This is the kind of thing that Superheroes are made for. So while you lot are busy terrorizing folks in a failing store chain, I've been putting in work. I continue to push myself to be the best I can be and to tackle any obstacle in my path. I tackle every obstacle with as much chutzpah as I can muster but you guys have really given me something to fight about. That's going to end poorly for you. It seems as if everyday some new fella shows up claiming to be twisted and edgy and dark and mysterious and it's all pretty....funny if you ask me. Naronim on kropeveh vaksen on regen. Fools and weeds grow without rain. See you in the ring.” Josh adds before turning off the camera.
