Post by spike on Dec 4, 2016 2:44:49 GMT -5
On Camera
Friday - November 25th
K-Mart Somewhere in Dallas
The scene opens to people shopping frantically, trying their hardest to get their hands on that must have item or items of the season, suddenly the glass doors slide open, and through them step Spike Steel, Jessica Downs, and Silas Subhuman.
Spike: Look at the cattle, how they scurry around.
Silas; Fucking pathetic is what it is. Maybe we should, I dunno, show them the error of their ways.
Jessica: Fantastic idea!
The three formulate a plan, and after a brief discussion they branch out, each taking a different task. Jessica locks the sliding doors shut, barring any attempt at an easy escape. Spike casually nabs security, making an attempt at a coupe much harder, whilst Silas makes his way to the announcement booth.
Silas: We'll be running the show from her lady, so just hand me the mic.
Clerk: And nobody get's hurt?
Silas: No, someone's getting hut. But you hand me that thing, and It's less likely to be you.
The clerk gives him the mic without hesitation. Si clears his throat, and slowly brings the mic to his lips.
Silas: You people, you've forgotten what this is about. Each year we spend more money, and less time with our so called loved ones. It really is pathetic! Look at you, do you even comprehend value anymore? Do you measure every thing in a dollar amount? That's not what Christmas is about.
Bystander: Yeah, Christmas is about the birth of Jesus!
Spike: And we start the ass kicking with YOU!
Spike approaches the now shaking man, who tries to bolt only to be meet face to face with Jessica. He pleads with Jess, but only gets a mouthfull of blood spat in his face for his troubles. As the man turns, Spike thrusts a boot into his gut, and then drops him headfirst into the cold hard ground causing the crowd to freak out and scramble like mindless zombies.
Silas: Attention K-Mart shoppers, we have a Black Light Special. All ass kickings must go, and we're slashing prices.
With that barb, Silas jumps over the counter, and lands a stiff lariat on a random teen who just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. The scene fades as the three members of the Black Light District continue beating down random K-Mart shoppers.
(Sorry it's not my best work, have some personal stuff going on right now.)
Friday - November 25th
K-Mart Somewhere in Dallas
The scene opens to people shopping frantically, trying their hardest to get their hands on that must have item or items of the season, suddenly the glass doors slide open, and through them step Spike Steel, Jessica Downs, and Silas Subhuman.
Spike: Look at the cattle, how they scurry around.
Silas; Fucking pathetic is what it is. Maybe we should, I dunno, show them the error of their ways.
Jessica: Fantastic idea!
The three formulate a plan, and after a brief discussion they branch out, each taking a different task. Jessica locks the sliding doors shut, barring any attempt at an easy escape. Spike casually nabs security, making an attempt at a coupe much harder, whilst Silas makes his way to the announcement booth.
Silas: We'll be running the show from her lady, so just hand me the mic.
Clerk: And nobody get's hurt?
Silas: No, someone's getting hut. But you hand me that thing, and It's less likely to be you.
The clerk gives him the mic without hesitation. Si clears his throat, and slowly brings the mic to his lips.
Silas: You people, you've forgotten what this is about. Each year we spend more money, and less time with our so called loved ones. It really is pathetic! Look at you, do you even comprehend value anymore? Do you measure every thing in a dollar amount? That's not what Christmas is about.
Bystander: Yeah, Christmas is about the birth of Jesus!
Spike: And we start the ass kicking with YOU!
Spike approaches the now shaking man, who tries to bolt only to be meet face to face with Jessica. He pleads with Jess, but only gets a mouthfull of blood spat in his face for his troubles. As the man turns, Spike thrusts a boot into his gut, and then drops him headfirst into the cold hard ground causing the crowd to freak out and scramble like mindless zombies.
Silas: Attention K-Mart shoppers, we have a Black Light Special. All ass kickings must go, and we're slashing prices.
With that barb, Silas jumps over the counter, and lands a stiff lariat on a random teen who just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. The scene fades as the three members of the Black Light District continue beating down random K-Mart shoppers.
(Sorry it's not my best work, have some personal stuff going on right now.)