Post by JMav/JGold/RNorth/MKarloff on Jun 10, 2018 10:22:35 GMT -5
'THE JEW BLAZER'
JOSH GOLDSTEIN
Dog Argument
JOSH GOLDSTEIN
Dog Argument
We open on Josh Goldstein seated in his apartment on the couch with his dog Phorry laying on his lap and accepting pets like a good pupper.
“I mean, I never doubted myself or my friends for a second but MAN. Can there really be any doubt now? After the showing we had? I mean, the Destroyers have often stood in defiance of physical evidence but they have to be reeling from what just happened. I took one heck of a beating but I didn’t stay down. One of my many superpowers! I have those!” Josh says giving a big thumbs up.
“It was a great night for me and mine. The Guardians conquering the Destroyers...again…and The Radicalliance capturing the tag team championships for the third time, albeit with a small change of cast. So, now it’s on to establishing the Radicalliance as the greatest tag team of all time but first one more stop. One more stop as I stand off once more against Jack Tillman. I was the first man to give Jack Tillman a clean loss in NGW and I imagine he has not forgotten that. As I previously mentioned about Jack, our storied feud seemingly ended after he defended the Five Lakes title against me and shook my hand as a show of respect. It was a gesture I appreciate to this day but ultimately realized I didn’t need. I realized that wearing a cape and acting kinda silly was always gonna get me made fun of… but none of that would really matter so long as I gave everything my all and you know what? I think I’ve done pretty darn well. I haven’t been doing this as long as some people and have established a pretty awesome title history, have an awesome wife with a really nice butt, a loyal dog, an amazing best friend, an awesome wife with a really nice butt, 1/3rd of the tag titles, a nice place in New York City, and an awesome wife with a really nice butt. Did I mention my wife? She’s great. Has a really nice butt.” Josh says with a nod. Phorry barks.
“Four times? Nah, that doesn’t sound right. I’m almost certain I only mentioned it in passing. It being my wife’s butt and how great it is.” Josh says. Phorry releases a frustrated little puppy groan and goes back to accepting attention.
“Anywho, as I find myself across the ring from Jack Tillman once more I can’t help but feel he is in search of redemption after taking the pin for the Destroyers. I definitely understand that need to prove yourself and I know I’m going into that ring against a competitor who is already focused, determined, and violent even when he DOESN’T have something to prove.” Josh says.
“Me? I don’t have something to prove, I have somewhere to GET. My ambitions of singles success aren’t entirely gone, they’re just being set aside for a moment so I can focus on restoring order and prestige to the Tag Division which has always been important to me but alittle bit ago….I challenged my mentor Johnny Maverick for the NGW Championship and had an okay showing. Johnny isn’t done teaching me I guess because he showed me I’m not ready for that just yet but….it’s not something that is ever going to leave my sights. I’m determined to get there. To show that I belong there. I find myself not second-guessing myself as often. I spend less time trapped in moments wondering what would happen if I had done something differently. I become more and more confident in what I am capable of with every passing moment. My wife has a great butt.” Josh says. Phorry makes a noise.
“What? I swear you must be hearing things. I was talking about the match and stuff.” Josh says. Phorry releases the dog approximation of a sigh.
“I did my best to adapt to the injuries of Johnny and very nearly became one of the few men who made the man who ‘Never Gives Up, Never Surrenders, and Never Relents’ tap out and submissions aren’t even really my thing. I’m not gonna dwell on it but…I coulda won that match. I walk into this match knowing that Johnny and Jack work a pretty similar style and that’s something I can work with. I know the beats. I know the tactics. I know what I have to do, now it’s just a matter of going out there and doing it. My wife’s butt is something special. I just have to put all the pieces together.” Josh says. Phorry yaps pretty loud this time.
“What? I’m seriously not hearing it. I’m starting to think you’re just messing with me. Are you gaslighting me, Phorry? Because that is seriously not cool.” Josh says. Phorry gets up, stretches, and hops off of his lap.
“Hey! Why are YOU mad?” Josh asks. He hears a bark offscreen.
“I’m not calling you a liar I’m just not hearing it! Maybe you are mishearing me? I dunno.” Josh says, sighing as Phorry leaves.
“Anywho, I’d like to think you and I are both different people than the last time we squared off one-on-one Jack. We have grown and evolved but only the test of the Ring will show how far we have really come.” Josh says with a nod.
“I’ll see you in the ring, Jack! My wife has an incredible butt!” Josh says, Phorry walks back into the shot and just looks up and glares at him.
“Yeah, I actually caught it that time. I don’t have any control over it. Wanna go for a walk?” Josh says. Phorry decides that this is acceptable and walks over to where her leash is stored. Josh waves to the camera right before it cuts to black.