Post by Deleted on May 13, 2018 21:47:20 GMT -5
"John Blade, believe it or not this is a dream match."
We open to Billy Danielson at a Starbucks, sipping on a coffee.
"Not for me of course, but for the fans. Everyone wants to see the two snarkiest assholes of the roster do a battle of wits. They want to see who can talk more crap, and by the looks of it, John-boy, this whole thing was over before it started. You see, I am not sure if you were high during your interview, or what, but I could not understand a damn thing you said. RC Tucker gives more coherent promos, and that's REALLY REALLY saying something."
Billy smirks arrogantly, as he takes another drink of his coffee.
"You want a title, but you don't have any major wins. Sure you beat Alicia Hixx, but that's no Al Envy. You're not the guy that is a champion, just beat a world champion in AJ Knight, recently beat NGW alumni Josh Kennedy, and has started that climb back up that proverbial ladder in impressive fashion in every company that is lucky enough to have me on their roster.
You on the other hand, are just kind of there. You're like the 21 year old McDonald's fry person that wants a $15/h pay raise, because the price of weed and avocado toast is just too damn high anymore. You're just someone that isn't worthy of any title, let alone the title that I so blatantly claimed as my next conquest just a couple of weeks ago."
Danielson finishes his coffee, and then sits on the edge of his seat, as if he was about to get up.
"Face the facts John, you're an asshole, and you're a wrestler, but you aren't nearly as big of an asshole as me, nor as a great of a wrestler as I am.
Not just that, though John. You see, I'm not so sure you remember this, but you said some really inappropriate things to my... girl... friend(? It's complicated, but still), Valentina Lovelace, and I told you way back then, that I was going to give the "Attitude Adjustment" that you so clearly need and deserve. So, consider this your day of reckoning, John-boy.
Not only am I going to prove that I'm the guy deserving of title shots and championship gold, but I'm also going to teach you how to talk to women on Twitter."
Billy gets up and tosses his empty coffee cup into the trash. He walks back over to the table he was at, grabs his keys and phone, and then smirks.
"I said that I'm coming for Jazmyn Rain and her Five Lakes Championship, and I meant it. You're the first step, John, and there is nothing you nor your "Never Give Up (On Jorts)" attitude can do! Because starting tonight, at Dissension
Things are about to get...
GREAT!!!"
Billy smirks one last time, as he walks out of the Starbucks, and the scene fades to black.
We open to Billy Danielson at a Starbucks, sipping on a coffee.
"Not for me of course, but for the fans. Everyone wants to see the two snarkiest assholes of the roster do a battle of wits. They want to see who can talk more crap, and by the looks of it, John-boy, this whole thing was over before it started. You see, I am not sure if you were high during your interview, or what, but I could not understand a damn thing you said. RC Tucker gives more coherent promos, and that's REALLY REALLY saying something."
Billy smirks arrogantly, as he takes another drink of his coffee.
"You want a title, but you don't have any major wins. Sure you beat Alicia Hixx, but that's no Al Envy. You're not the guy that is a champion, just beat a world champion in AJ Knight, recently beat NGW alumni Josh Kennedy, and has started that climb back up that proverbial ladder in impressive fashion in every company that is lucky enough to have me on their roster.
You on the other hand, are just kind of there. You're like the 21 year old McDonald's fry person that wants a $15/h pay raise, because the price of weed and avocado toast is just too damn high anymore. You're just someone that isn't worthy of any title, let alone the title that I so blatantly claimed as my next conquest just a couple of weeks ago."
Danielson finishes his coffee, and then sits on the edge of his seat, as if he was about to get up.
"Face the facts John, you're an asshole, and you're a wrestler, but you aren't nearly as big of an asshole as me, nor as a great of a wrestler as I am.
Not just that, though John. You see, I'm not so sure you remember this, but you said some really inappropriate things to my... girl... friend(? It's complicated, but still), Valentina Lovelace, and I told you way back then, that I was going to give the "Attitude Adjustment" that you so clearly need and deserve. So, consider this your day of reckoning, John-boy.
Not only am I going to prove that I'm the guy deserving of title shots and championship gold, but I'm also going to teach you how to talk to women on Twitter."
Billy gets up and tosses his empty coffee cup into the trash. He walks back over to the table he was at, grabs his keys and phone, and then smirks.
"I said that I'm coming for Jazmyn Rain and her Five Lakes Championship, and I meant it. You're the first step, John, and there is nothing you nor your "Never Give Up (On Jorts)" attitude can do! Because starting tonight, at Dissension
Things are about to get...
GREAT!!!"
Billy smirks one last time, as he walks out of the Starbucks, and the scene fades to black.