Post by alanenvy on Apr 1, 2018 14:29:53 GMT -5
Globe Life Park
Opening Day for the Texas Rangers
It is the perfect day for baseball in Arlington, Texas as the entire country is celebrating the arrival of a new season for America’s Past Time. The beautiful ballpark with it's freshly cut field...40,000 plus in their seats with their hot dogs and beverages wearing their Ranger gear and some wearing their opening day opponents Astros the defending world champions gear. After the national anthem is played it was time for the ceremonial first pitch….
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen here to throw out the first pitch...professional wrestling superstar and native Texan from Fort Worth, Texas….AALLAANN EENNVVYY!!
The crowd erupts in cheers for one of the most popular Texans and fellow Metroplexian. Envy walks out as 40,000 are on their feet. He takes the ball and fires a strike to the catcher as the crowd continues their amazing ovation. Envy smiles waving to the crowd as he exits the field.
A few minutes later Alan Envy is sitting inside the Nolan Ryan luxury suite. He sits up a video camera and starts recording.
Alan Envy: God that was an incredible experience. You know for some guy that supposedly isn't relevant enough for Next Generation Wrestling it was weird that the Texas Rangers invited me to throw out the first pitch on opening day. I wonder how many other NGW talents were asked to throw out the first pitch on opening day. Hmm...I don't see Scotty Latimer doing it...or Mason Moore...or Billy Danielson. Not one Destroyer or Guardian. Where is Jack Tillman’s first pitch on opening day at? Then I just realized...the honor of something I did about 30 minutes ago doesn't just get offered to anyone.
Yet Amber Richards….the distinguished general manager of NGW….likes to get on Twitter and cuss at me when I state the truth. You have the nerve to call me irrelevant and you will consider giving me title opportunities. You don't consider me a star kid because obviously you aren't a pro wrestling fan...and that makes you so under qualified to be a general manager of a pro wrestling company. You see sweetheart….you don't pop 40,000 people ad throw out the first pitch at a Major League Baseball game if you were some Johnny Generic loser like you are. Maybe it's time to get out of your overrated sister's crack and open your eyes a little. Because honestly? You are going to run this company into bankruptcy.
Alan takes a bite out of his cheeseburger and takes a swig from his glass of beer.
Alan Envy: NGW only comes out when I call them out on a locker room that is to busy making out with each other instead of focusing on professional wrestling. And everyone of you people that responded on Twitter about me saying that...repeating an observation my jackass nephew made only proved what I said to be correct….well if you don't like what I said then zip up your pants and snap your bras back on and come at me. Shut me the fuck up. Do it in the ring not on Twitter. You want to know why none of you high school acting noobs won't? Because none of you can. So unless you get the guts to get in the ring with me stay off my timeline and lock the doors backstage when you decide to “warm up” for your matches.
Alan takes another bite from his burger as the attendant brings him a ballpark dog covered in chili and cheese.
Alan Envy: Might as well get my fill on good food and cold beer because you can't get this in London. Because sadly after this game is over I will be on my way to London to face Billy Danielson again….and it will be the last time I face this pain in the ass that just won't accept that he can't beat me. Instead of contending for titles held by lovie dovies that can't lace up my boots I have to once again kick this shitheads ass. But that's fine….because Billy I am ending this thing with you. When we leave London, England you will be up in the air on the plane thinking about how you lost again to Alan Envy..eating you up inside that no matter where our NGW careers go from here you still will have that monkey on your shoulder that you couldn't beat me. It's going to consume you...affect everything you do in that ring. But you are going to have to adjust. I wanted you boy a long time ago to leave all of this well enough alone...but you ignored veteran advice. After London kid….you are never going to be the same again.
Envy leans forward closer to the camera
Alan Envy: Then it will finally be time for Alan Envy to rise to the top of this company….whether any of you sensitive cuddlers...or that dipshit gm Amber...likes it or not. It's time for the ballgame. See you in London losers
Opening Day for the Texas Rangers
It is the perfect day for baseball in Arlington, Texas as the entire country is celebrating the arrival of a new season for America’s Past Time. The beautiful ballpark with it's freshly cut field...40,000 plus in their seats with their hot dogs and beverages wearing their Ranger gear and some wearing their opening day opponents Astros the defending world champions gear. After the national anthem is played it was time for the ceremonial first pitch….
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen here to throw out the first pitch...professional wrestling superstar and native Texan from Fort Worth, Texas….AALLAANN EENNVVYY!!
The crowd erupts in cheers for one of the most popular Texans and fellow Metroplexian. Envy walks out as 40,000 are on their feet. He takes the ball and fires a strike to the catcher as the crowd continues their amazing ovation. Envy smiles waving to the crowd as he exits the field.
A few minutes later Alan Envy is sitting inside the Nolan Ryan luxury suite. He sits up a video camera and starts recording.
Alan Envy: God that was an incredible experience. You know for some guy that supposedly isn't relevant enough for Next Generation Wrestling it was weird that the Texas Rangers invited me to throw out the first pitch on opening day. I wonder how many other NGW talents were asked to throw out the first pitch on opening day. Hmm...I don't see Scotty Latimer doing it...or Mason Moore...or Billy Danielson. Not one Destroyer or Guardian. Where is Jack Tillman’s first pitch on opening day at? Then I just realized...the honor of something I did about 30 minutes ago doesn't just get offered to anyone.
Yet Amber Richards….the distinguished general manager of NGW….likes to get on Twitter and cuss at me when I state the truth. You have the nerve to call me irrelevant and you will consider giving me title opportunities. You don't consider me a star kid because obviously you aren't a pro wrestling fan...and that makes you so under qualified to be a general manager of a pro wrestling company. You see sweetheart….you don't pop 40,000 people ad throw out the first pitch at a Major League Baseball game if you were some Johnny Generic loser like you are. Maybe it's time to get out of your overrated sister's crack and open your eyes a little. Because honestly? You are going to run this company into bankruptcy.
Alan takes a bite out of his cheeseburger and takes a swig from his glass of beer.
Alan Envy: NGW only comes out when I call them out on a locker room that is to busy making out with each other instead of focusing on professional wrestling. And everyone of you people that responded on Twitter about me saying that...repeating an observation my jackass nephew made only proved what I said to be correct….well if you don't like what I said then zip up your pants and snap your bras back on and come at me. Shut me the fuck up. Do it in the ring not on Twitter. You want to know why none of you high school acting noobs won't? Because none of you can. So unless you get the guts to get in the ring with me stay off my timeline and lock the doors backstage when you decide to “warm up” for your matches.
Alan takes another bite from his burger as the attendant brings him a ballpark dog covered in chili and cheese.
Alan Envy: Might as well get my fill on good food and cold beer because you can't get this in London. Because sadly after this game is over I will be on my way to London to face Billy Danielson again….and it will be the last time I face this pain in the ass that just won't accept that he can't beat me. Instead of contending for titles held by lovie dovies that can't lace up my boots I have to once again kick this shitheads ass. But that's fine….because Billy I am ending this thing with you. When we leave London, England you will be up in the air on the plane thinking about how you lost again to Alan Envy..eating you up inside that no matter where our NGW careers go from here you still will have that monkey on your shoulder that you couldn't beat me. It's going to consume you...affect everything you do in that ring. But you are going to have to adjust. I wanted you boy a long time ago to leave all of this well enough alone...but you ignored veteran advice. After London kid….you are never going to be the same again.
Envy leans forward closer to the camera
Alan Envy: Then it will finally be time for Alan Envy to rise to the top of this company….whether any of you sensitive cuddlers...or that dipshit gm Amber...likes it or not. It's time for the ballgame. See you in London losers
