Post by alanenvy on Mar 18, 2018 18:48:24 GMT -5
Alan Envy steps out of the limo at the NGW offices and walks in. He doesn't look very happy as he boards the elevator and heads up to the corporate offices. He starts walking towards Devlin Scott’s office but is stopped by the secretary.
“Mr. Scott is unavailable right now Mr. Envy. He gave me this to give to you though.”
Envy snatches the note from the secretary as he reads it. His expression becomes more vile as he crumples the paper up and throws it towards his office.
Alan: You gotta be shitting me? I need to make a public address about me fat shaming someone? I call Billy Danielson chunky on Twitter and I hurt someone's feelings? Jesus Christ.
The secretary looks at Alan.
“Well sir….I was offended by it. My son is a little heavy and gets made fun of by bullies…”
Envy stares at the secretary.
Alan: Am I supposed to make this public apology before I leave?
The secretary cleared her throat.
“Yes sir…”
Envy turns his back and starts walking away. He stopped at the elevator and turned back to the woman.
Alan: Stop feeding your kid pizza….get him in the gym...and tell him to beat the shit out of the bully. That simple. Stop looking at celebrities for all the answers and stop taking what we say personally. Because I wasn't picking on your kid lady.
He turns back to the elevator and boards it. Him and the secretary lock eyes as the door closed.
Alan made his way to the studio. He walked in on a potential wrestler for West Coast Genesis cutting a promo on why he should become part of the roster when Alan Envy crashed his time. He shoves the kid onto a bunch of equipment on the side and turns to the camera.
Alan: Mark….ok here is my public apology. So apparently I have pissed off a bunch of Twitter SJW’s over me fat shaming Billy Danielson..much to the point that NGW got calls over it. So here I am to apologize so I won't be in trouble with the office. Because Jesus….I'm a big deal and I have shit to do right?
“So I'm sorry….I'm sorry that I fat shamed Billy Danielson and even though I wasn't talking about any of you assholes that complained about it I'm still sorry. But allow me to give all of you a piece of advice...which since you all thought I was fat shaming all of you as well you have the right to hear me make a suggestion. So here it is…
Stop being a bunch of vaginas.”
Envy stared into the camera.
Alan: That's my apology. Now while I am here let me tell you what's happening in Dublin, Ireland Sunday night. Alan Envy Billy Danielson Part 2. Here's the deal….Billy Danielson knows he can't beat me….Billy Danielson knows that he isn't better than me no matter how hard he tries to convince himself and you sensitive marks on Twitter that have no lives. All you have done Billy since I beat and outclassed your ass is have excuse after excuse after excuse. You're over inflated ego is so fragile it is mind boggling and you saying you are better than me still even though you have yet to beat me only makes you look like a crybaby little bitch!
In Dublin Billy boy nothing changes...you still will lose...you still won't be in my league...you will still remain that overrated little tol that brags about all the belts you have had in all those small ponds you won them in. And after I beat you again….I'm moving on...and you are going to have to learn to accept that you will never be Alan Envy. That you will never be Mr. 6 Stars….that you aren't special….that you are nothing more than just another generic as FUCK…...wrestler…
Envy looks over at the prospect he pushed into the equipment a few minutes ago. He smirked as he walked away without saying another word.
“Mr. Scott is unavailable right now Mr. Envy. He gave me this to give to you though.”
Envy snatches the note from the secretary as he reads it. His expression becomes more vile as he crumples the paper up and throws it towards his office.
Alan: You gotta be shitting me? I need to make a public address about me fat shaming someone? I call Billy Danielson chunky on Twitter and I hurt someone's feelings? Jesus Christ.
The secretary looks at Alan.
“Well sir….I was offended by it. My son is a little heavy and gets made fun of by bullies…”
Envy stares at the secretary.
Alan: Am I supposed to make this public apology before I leave?
The secretary cleared her throat.
“Yes sir…”
Envy turns his back and starts walking away. He stopped at the elevator and turned back to the woman.
Alan: Stop feeding your kid pizza….get him in the gym...and tell him to beat the shit out of the bully. That simple. Stop looking at celebrities for all the answers and stop taking what we say personally. Because I wasn't picking on your kid lady.
He turns back to the elevator and boards it. Him and the secretary lock eyes as the door closed.
Alan made his way to the studio. He walked in on a potential wrestler for West Coast Genesis cutting a promo on why he should become part of the roster when Alan Envy crashed his time. He shoves the kid onto a bunch of equipment on the side and turns to the camera.
Alan: Mark….ok here is my public apology. So apparently I have pissed off a bunch of Twitter SJW’s over me fat shaming Billy Danielson..much to the point that NGW got calls over it. So here I am to apologize so I won't be in trouble with the office. Because Jesus….I'm a big deal and I have shit to do right?
“So I'm sorry….I'm sorry that I fat shamed Billy Danielson and even though I wasn't talking about any of you assholes that complained about it I'm still sorry. But allow me to give all of you a piece of advice...which since you all thought I was fat shaming all of you as well you have the right to hear me make a suggestion. So here it is…
Stop being a bunch of vaginas.”
Envy stared into the camera.
Alan: That's my apology. Now while I am here let me tell you what's happening in Dublin, Ireland Sunday night. Alan Envy Billy Danielson Part 2. Here's the deal….Billy Danielson knows he can't beat me….Billy Danielson knows that he isn't better than me no matter how hard he tries to convince himself and you sensitive marks on Twitter that have no lives. All you have done Billy since I beat and outclassed your ass is have excuse after excuse after excuse. You're over inflated ego is so fragile it is mind boggling and you saying you are better than me still even though you have yet to beat me only makes you look like a crybaby little bitch!
In Dublin Billy boy nothing changes...you still will lose...you still won't be in my league...you will still remain that overrated little tol that brags about all the belts you have had in all those small ponds you won them in. And after I beat you again….I'm moving on...and you are going to have to learn to accept that you will never be Alan Envy. That you will never be Mr. 6 Stars….that you aren't special….that you are nothing more than just another generic as FUCK…...wrestler…
Envy looks over at the prospect he pushed into the equipment a few minutes ago. He smirked as he walked away without saying another word.
