Post by RC Tucker on Mar 9, 2018 23:32:59 GMT -5
“So in case anyone was wondering, the return of Chaos Love didn’t go a thing as it was planned. I mean the plan really was just not to lose, but there weren’t too many ways of not losing that didn’t also involve winning and even if it wasn’t myself or Daisy pinned, that still gets a loss in the record books. So like it or not, that’s way that cookie crumbled for us this time. But hey now you all know, Chaos Love is still a thing and now we get to go into a little city called Dublin. I actually grew up near Dublin. California. Beautiful place. The Dublin we’re going to though is in Ireland, home of world famous pubs and universally famous drinkers.
“I don’t ever like stating the obvious, but it’s an appropriate location for my next opponent KEG. First off, his name is just appropriate. I mean I’m pretty sure Dublin was built on actual beer kegs. Don’t knock that theory, those things are strong. If they weren’t do you honestly think keg stands would be a thing? Well of course they would be, but that isn’t the point. They’d work even less well if they weren’t that strong. Second, well KEG is just a damn drunk. Like way back in the day, a friend of mine asked me to help him run a place and one of the people was drunk constantly. KEG reminds me of that guy. That guy didn’t last long either.
“Now I never say an opponent is any less than the sum of the opponents I’ve faced before, but I may have to make an exception in this case. Look, I appreciate having a drink from time to time, but you call it quits after a little bit right? All I’m saying is if KEG can’t give me the performance that he seems to be known for elsewhere, then this is gonna be a bad time. I’m really not here to bash people, but I’m gonna make this one special exception. And no Chris Marks didn’t count because I didn’t know and still don’t know who the hell he is. I know who and what KEG is and for those ready to see how I really bounce back from a loss, just watch this.”
“I don’t ever like stating the obvious, but it’s an appropriate location for my next opponent KEG. First off, his name is just appropriate. I mean I’m pretty sure Dublin was built on actual beer kegs. Don’t knock that theory, those things are strong. If they weren’t do you honestly think keg stands would be a thing? Well of course they would be, but that isn’t the point. They’d work even less well if they weren’t that strong. Second, well KEG is just a damn drunk. Like way back in the day, a friend of mine asked me to help him run a place and one of the people was drunk constantly. KEG reminds me of that guy. That guy didn’t last long either.
“Now I never say an opponent is any less than the sum of the opponents I’ve faced before, but I may have to make an exception in this case. Look, I appreciate having a drink from time to time, but you call it quits after a little bit right? All I’m saying is if KEG can’t give me the performance that he seems to be known for elsewhere, then this is gonna be a bad time. I’m really not here to bash people, but I’m gonna make this one special exception. And no Chris Marks didn’t count because I didn’t know and still don’t know who the hell he is. I know who and what KEG is and for those ready to see how I really bounce back from a loss, just watch this.”
