Post by scottylatimer on Mar 4, 2018 12:30:03 GMT -5
Let's do something different here folks and travel back in time to the greatness of the 80’s and early 90’s….before the NGW Young Lions champion Scotty Latimer was even born. The era of the uber babyface. The era of the good guy finishes first...the face that fans were willing to riot over because they loved him so much. Because apparently….this is the face everyone wants Scotty Latimer to be. NGW front office…. Seattle Pro front office...that old hypocrite liar Jan Van Der Roost…
So...what happened is Scotty has access to this certain network that can show him how to be the babyface that they all want him to be. Hell he has spare time...and a NGW camera crew with him. Hey...at least they can all see he is willing to understand what they are all trying to say right.
Latimer: So are we ready to make me a better babyface??
Scotty flashes that babyface smile into the canera as he starts to load up that certain network that he can't say because of legal ramifications that would come at him. He loads up a show from the 80’s as the generic jobber that stands in the ring gets a big pop.
Latimer: So how is this dude a babyface? He's just standing there in a windbreaker and is being cheered for. Do I need to wear a windbreaker to the ring and just wave at people to be the uber babyface? Oh and look at this he got beat in 30 seconds!
Scotty shakes his head as he starts thinking about the new windbreaker he was going to have to buy. Hell do they even make windbreakers like that anymore. Scotty continued his quest to understand what it takes to be the uber babyface.
Latimer: Ok..here is this dude wearing a leather jacket like mine...women are screaming...he's over as fuck...has an attitude...and just beat this one jabroni in 37 seconds!! That guy is the 80s version of me! Except I am a real wrestler that has great matches! Why can't I be like that guy!
Scotty throws up his hands as he just smiles.
Scotty: i mean seriously...this dude isn't kissing babies...look at his interview! He's talking about how he's going to beat this guy and that guy. He's not being a good sport...he's not saying he's doing it for the fans. Yet he's being cheered for like crazy!! Jesus...he's me with strawberry blonde curly hair Jack! Hmm..I wonder if they questioned him on what being a babyface means like Devlin Scott or Robb Daniels or Jan Foote….sorry Van Der Roost does.
Scotty ponders how he would look with strawberry blonde curly hair for a moment then shakes it off. The next example shows up. It's this huge jacked up guy with yellow gear. He is bald with stringy hair and a handlebar moustache. The fans are going batshit crazy for this steroided up guy. So much charisma he had. Even Scotty got on the edge of his chair.
Scotty: LET ME TELL YA SOMETHIN BROTHER!! Is this the uber babyface!! Is this who they all want me to be!! I need to go bald and grow a handlebar...tell everyone to jump on my back so I can swim all my Scottymaniacs across the Pacific using the breast stroke dude! Gonna rip shirts off...tell everyone to say their prayers and take their vitamins brother! The power lies in my 14 inch pythons!
Latimer laughs as he finally shuts off the network he was watching as he throws the remote across the room to the couch.
Latimer: is that what you all want? You want me to be a phony? You just want me to be some character? Well...that's not going to happen. You see what you see in Scotty Latimer is what you get. I'm the 21st century face boys. I show confidence in myself and I am not afraid to say what I want. I only insult and show disrespect to those who do it to me first. And from what I hear in every arena I work at is the crowd showing me they love me. I get popped and sell merch. And I rep that Young Lions title belt despite the fact this company doesn't promote me like they do a Destroyer or a Guardian.
Scotty smirks a little.
Scotty: Was that a face thing to say? Well...if speaking the truth is heel then so be it right? All I know is here I am on another overseas show not defending my Young Lions championship. Instead I'm in a triple threat tag team match...which honestly I'm just fine with because #SexAppeal is riding into Paris. But we are facing the mighty Destroyers and Daisy and her bitch. Four office puppets that are on the good side of NGW. Then you have myself and Billy Danielson...the only real tag team in this company that isn't favored by the office. And you see...that makes us the real faces. We are the faces because we speak our minds then back it up...and at Dissension in ye Parie we are going to damn sure back it up.
Scotty: So Kay...Jackie boy...Daisy cakes...and Mr. Daisy get ready….because #SexAppeal is throwing a knee party...and all of you are going to be honored guests. And afterwards we will be standing at full attention as the best tag team in NGW.
Scotty smiles as he leans into the camera.
Scotty: Now that my friends….is what being a uber baby is all about. Hope you liked that Devlin.
Scotty ended the recording as the scene fades to black.
So...what happened is Scotty has access to this certain network that can show him how to be the babyface that they all want him to be. Hell he has spare time...and a NGW camera crew with him. Hey...at least they can all see he is willing to understand what they are all trying to say right.
Latimer: So are we ready to make me a better babyface??
Scotty flashes that babyface smile into the canera as he starts to load up that certain network that he can't say because of legal ramifications that would come at him. He loads up a show from the 80’s as the generic jobber that stands in the ring gets a big pop.
Latimer: So how is this dude a babyface? He's just standing there in a windbreaker and is being cheered for. Do I need to wear a windbreaker to the ring and just wave at people to be the uber babyface? Oh and look at this he got beat in 30 seconds!
Scotty shakes his head as he starts thinking about the new windbreaker he was going to have to buy. Hell do they even make windbreakers like that anymore. Scotty continued his quest to understand what it takes to be the uber babyface.
Latimer: Ok..here is this dude wearing a leather jacket like mine...women are screaming...he's over as fuck...has an attitude...and just beat this one jabroni in 37 seconds!! That guy is the 80s version of me! Except I am a real wrestler that has great matches! Why can't I be like that guy!
Scotty throws up his hands as he just smiles.
Scotty: i mean seriously...this dude isn't kissing babies...look at his interview! He's talking about how he's going to beat this guy and that guy. He's not being a good sport...he's not saying he's doing it for the fans. Yet he's being cheered for like crazy!! Jesus...he's me with strawberry blonde curly hair Jack! Hmm..I wonder if they questioned him on what being a babyface means like Devlin Scott or Robb Daniels or Jan Foote….sorry Van Der Roost does.
Scotty ponders how he would look with strawberry blonde curly hair for a moment then shakes it off. The next example shows up. It's this huge jacked up guy with yellow gear. He is bald with stringy hair and a handlebar moustache. The fans are going batshit crazy for this steroided up guy. So much charisma he had. Even Scotty got on the edge of his chair.
Scotty: LET ME TELL YA SOMETHIN BROTHER!! Is this the uber babyface!! Is this who they all want me to be!! I need to go bald and grow a handlebar...tell everyone to jump on my back so I can swim all my Scottymaniacs across the Pacific using the breast stroke dude! Gonna rip shirts off...tell everyone to say their prayers and take their vitamins brother! The power lies in my 14 inch pythons!
Latimer laughs as he finally shuts off the network he was watching as he throws the remote across the room to the couch.
Latimer: is that what you all want? You want me to be a phony? You just want me to be some character? Well...that's not going to happen. You see what you see in Scotty Latimer is what you get. I'm the 21st century face boys. I show confidence in myself and I am not afraid to say what I want. I only insult and show disrespect to those who do it to me first. And from what I hear in every arena I work at is the crowd showing me they love me. I get popped and sell merch. And I rep that Young Lions title belt despite the fact this company doesn't promote me like they do a Destroyer or a Guardian.
Scotty smirks a little.
Scotty: Was that a face thing to say? Well...if speaking the truth is heel then so be it right? All I know is here I am on another overseas show not defending my Young Lions championship. Instead I'm in a triple threat tag team match...which honestly I'm just fine with because #SexAppeal is riding into Paris. But we are facing the mighty Destroyers and Daisy and her bitch. Four office puppets that are on the good side of NGW. Then you have myself and Billy Danielson...the only real tag team in this company that isn't favored by the office. And you see...that makes us the real faces. We are the faces because we speak our minds then back it up...and at Dissension in ye Parie we are going to damn sure back it up.
Scotty: So Kay...Jackie boy...Daisy cakes...and Mr. Daisy get ready….because #SexAppeal is throwing a knee party...and all of you are going to be honored guests. And afterwards we will be standing at full attention as the best tag team in NGW.
Scotty smiles as he leans into the camera.
Scotty: Now that my friends….is what being a uber baby is all about. Hope you liked that Devlin.
Scotty ended the recording as the scene fades to black.
