Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2018 16:33:31 GMT -5
“All honesty”
Another fancy hotel room, and another international version of the NGW logo. All things that have come a trademark of Billy Danielson. Whichever of the hundred nicknames you may call him, he has proven to be maintain the limelight wherever he goes. Country after country, night after night, he has continued to gain cheers and praises from his fanbase. Win, lose, or draw, he always knew how to make a statement. It was part of his personality to look and be big.
This week has been no different. He made his debut in Seixth City Pro, and him and Scotty threw down a challenge to the Seattle Pro Tag Team Champions. Things were looking up from his seemingly rocky start to 2018. Now, even in NGW, things were starting to look up, as Devlin Scott has finally granted him and Scotty a tag team match. Only this match, has some very big implications. At Dissension, they will be taking on The Destroyers variant of Kayla and Jack, as well as Daisy and RC Tucker.
We open to Billy sitting in a big fancy looking chair, in his penthouse suite. He smirks, as he takes a drink from Dr. Pepper can (of which he is still sponsored by), and begins his promo.
“I don’t know if I should be upset that it has been since November since Scotty and I have teamed in NGW, or delighted with the fact that Sex Appeal has finally gotten another chance to grace New Generation Wrestling with our, well, good looks and exquisite skill. We’ve been petitioning for this to happen, and finally the day has come, where Scotty and I can take back our rightful place on top, and finally get a rematch for those NGW tag team titles that so clearly should be ours to begin with.
Now, I know that doesn’t sound all too humble, since everyone is expecting us to be boy scouts about everything ever since the Horsemen fizzled into obscurity without us, but when you look at this match up, and you see just how much of a cluster it is, you will realize that Sex Appeal is clearly the team that will come out on top. We’ve got the look, the skill, and we are the only ones with a real chip on their shoulders.
I mean, let’s start looking at our opponents…”
Billy puts up one hand, and raises one finger, to indicate that he is going to take about each member of each team individually.
“RC and Daisy?
RC clearly has brain damage or something, because his promo was like listening Sloth from the Goonies talk about ‘wrasslin’. I understand that RC and Daisy are former tag champs in this very company, which is great and all, but honestly, RC… you’re extremely forgettable. You aren’t even impressionable enough to be called just ‘Daisy’s Husband’, because I even forgot you two were married and had a kid, because you and Daisy fly so far underneath the radar of the bigger talent, you get overlooked and forgotten about.”
He now raises his second finger and smirks. He continues on.
“That’s right Daisy, you’re forgettable too. You’re even the forgotten Rose sister, even over Gina, Kitty, and Lilly. You had your kid, you made your title, you even won a belt, yet people forget you are even on the roster. Hell, Scotty couldn’t even remember your matches on twitter a few weeks ago, because we literally forgot who beat Moore for the belt. And I know you’re gonna call Scotty and I assholes, and what not, and say something Coral-esque like ‘Why don’t you respect me’, and the simple answer is, there isn’t much there to respect in the first place. You are like cardboard talking, and in the ring, you’re meh at best. Sure… you hold a title, but that title is the only reason anyone even remembers that you are on the roster.
You guys are so silent, so complacent in your work, that it is no wonder people have been forgetting that your team was even a thing. When people see RC and Daisy, they think ‘Bathroom Break’. I hate to say it, but sometimes the truth hurts, you two. Scotty and I haven’t teamed since Warfare, but we’ve still be on everyone’s mind. The Horsemen broke up last year, yet everyone still brings them up.
Do you know how many times people brought up Chaos Love? What’s that? No one? My point exactly. At least the Destroyers have SOME potential in this match.”
At this moment, Billy grabs his Dr. Pepper, and takes a drink. Then he switches hands and fingers, as he starts discussing the Destroyers.
“I mean look at Jack. He halted his very impressive Dogs of War World Tour, to go back to his part time job of carrying The Destroyers on his back, and without Coda to help. I’m sure it’s starting to feel like a chore carrying Matt and Kayla, especially with the added uselessness of Jax on your back. I’m just waiting for the day you get tired of, and Cry Havoc on the Destroyers, because you’ve already proven to NGW and the World, that you are above them. However, with all that skill, and all that determination, you still have that weight on your back, Jack. And the worst part is, it’s just going to keep growing, and weighing you down. All of this is going to continue until you either drop them, or crumble underneath the weight of all of their shortcomings.”
He puts his second finger up on his second hand, and changes the subject to Kayla now.
“And speaking of things weighing people down and shortcomings… Hey, Kayla. I’m glad you decided to- actually… no… I’m not glad you decided to do anything, honestly. If your last two matches have proved anything, it’s that Kayla Richards truly is just a female Matt Shields. A lot of talk and very little skill to back it up. You’re just someone desperately clinging on to a title, because that is the only thing keeping you in relevance. You only beat me, because Al Envy missed and hit you. You were supposed to beat… what was it you said… ‘fifty shades of shit’ out of me, but you couldn’t even handle the first ten or fifteen minutes with me. Then the next week, you lost to the much more superior Jack Tillman, which proved me right that you aren’t the best Destroyer, you’re barely second.
Your entire team is basically just Jack TIllman and friends, and as talented as he is, Jack can’t rip through all of us on his own. Kayla can’t keep up with ACTUAL skilled wrestlers, and Jack’s back can only take so much for so long.”
He smirks as he takes another drink from his Dr. Pepper can. He gets up from the chair, and walks out to the balcony, which overlooks a lot of Paris.
“This Sunday, in Paris, the fans of NGW, along with Scotty and I, get what we’ve been asking for months for. We get the return of Sex Appeal to our screens. And no, we don’t call ourselves Sex Appeal to be edgy or cool. We call ourselves Sex Appeal, because we are no longer the “Future Elite” of this industry, we are the current elite. Not just that, but we look damn good while doing it, which isn’t something any of our opponents can say… soooo.
At Dissension, Sex Appeal returns with a vengeance, as we beat both the Destroyers and… erm… damn I forgot about them again…”
Billy snaps his fingers multiple times trying to remember the other team’s name. Finally, he comes up with it, and points to his brain.
“Chaos Love… that’s it! Anyways, we are going to beat both of them, and cement our dominance as we get closer to this summer’s Tag Team Trials, as well as our obvious title contentions that we already deserve. Paris is known for its sophistication, food, fashion, and romance, but on Sunday… it will become synonymous with the rebirth of Sex Appeal!
The tag team division here in NGW
Is about to get….
GREAT!”
Billy walks back inside, but the camera stays outside on his patio. There seems to be a knock at the door, but before we could see who it is, Billy closes the patio blinds, and the scene fades to black.
Another fancy hotel room, and another international version of the NGW logo. All things that have come a trademark of Billy Danielson. Whichever of the hundred nicknames you may call him, he has proven to be maintain the limelight wherever he goes. Country after country, night after night, he has continued to gain cheers and praises from his fanbase. Win, lose, or draw, he always knew how to make a statement. It was part of his personality to look and be big.
This week has been no different. He made his debut in Seixth City Pro, and him and Scotty threw down a challenge to the Seattle Pro Tag Team Champions. Things were looking up from his seemingly rocky start to 2018. Now, even in NGW, things were starting to look up, as Devlin Scott has finally granted him and Scotty a tag team match. Only this match, has some very big implications. At Dissension, they will be taking on The Destroyers variant of Kayla and Jack, as well as Daisy and RC Tucker.
We open to Billy sitting in a big fancy looking chair, in his penthouse suite. He smirks, as he takes a drink from Dr. Pepper can (of which he is still sponsored by), and begins his promo.
“I don’t know if I should be upset that it has been since November since Scotty and I have teamed in NGW, or delighted with the fact that Sex Appeal has finally gotten another chance to grace New Generation Wrestling with our, well, good looks and exquisite skill. We’ve been petitioning for this to happen, and finally the day has come, where Scotty and I can take back our rightful place on top, and finally get a rematch for those NGW tag team titles that so clearly should be ours to begin with.
Now, I know that doesn’t sound all too humble, since everyone is expecting us to be boy scouts about everything ever since the Horsemen fizzled into obscurity without us, but when you look at this match up, and you see just how much of a cluster it is, you will realize that Sex Appeal is clearly the team that will come out on top. We’ve got the look, the skill, and we are the only ones with a real chip on their shoulders.
I mean, let’s start looking at our opponents…”
Billy puts up one hand, and raises one finger, to indicate that he is going to take about each member of each team individually.
“RC and Daisy?
RC clearly has brain damage or something, because his promo was like listening Sloth from the Goonies talk about ‘wrasslin’. I understand that RC and Daisy are former tag champs in this very company, which is great and all, but honestly, RC… you’re extremely forgettable. You aren’t even impressionable enough to be called just ‘Daisy’s Husband’, because I even forgot you two were married and had a kid, because you and Daisy fly so far underneath the radar of the bigger talent, you get overlooked and forgotten about.”
He now raises his second finger and smirks. He continues on.
“That’s right Daisy, you’re forgettable too. You’re even the forgotten Rose sister, even over Gina, Kitty, and Lilly. You had your kid, you made your title, you even won a belt, yet people forget you are even on the roster. Hell, Scotty couldn’t even remember your matches on twitter a few weeks ago, because we literally forgot who beat Moore for the belt. And I know you’re gonna call Scotty and I assholes, and what not, and say something Coral-esque like ‘Why don’t you respect me’, and the simple answer is, there isn’t much there to respect in the first place. You are like cardboard talking, and in the ring, you’re meh at best. Sure… you hold a title, but that title is the only reason anyone even remembers that you are on the roster.
You guys are so silent, so complacent in your work, that it is no wonder people have been forgetting that your team was even a thing. When people see RC and Daisy, they think ‘Bathroom Break’. I hate to say it, but sometimes the truth hurts, you two. Scotty and I haven’t teamed since Warfare, but we’ve still be on everyone’s mind. The Horsemen broke up last year, yet everyone still brings them up.
Do you know how many times people brought up Chaos Love? What’s that? No one? My point exactly. At least the Destroyers have SOME potential in this match.”
At this moment, Billy grabs his Dr. Pepper, and takes a drink. Then he switches hands and fingers, as he starts discussing the Destroyers.
“I mean look at Jack. He halted his very impressive Dogs of War World Tour, to go back to his part time job of carrying The Destroyers on his back, and without Coda to help. I’m sure it’s starting to feel like a chore carrying Matt and Kayla, especially with the added uselessness of Jax on your back. I’m just waiting for the day you get tired of, and Cry Havoc on the Destroyers, because you’ve already proven to NGW and the World, that you are above them. However, with all that skill, and all that determination, you still have that weight on your back, Jack. And the worst part is, it’s just going to keep growing, and weighing you down. All of this is going to continue until you either drop them, or crumble underneath the weight of all of their shortcomings.”
He puts his second finger up on his second hand, and changes the subject to Kayla now.
“And speaking of things weighing people down and shortcomings… Hey, Kayla. I’m glad you decided to- actually… no… I’m not glad you decided to do anything, honestly. If your last two matches have proved anything, it’s that Kayla Richards truly is just a female Matt Shields. A lot of talk and very little skill to back it up. You’re just someone desperately clinging on to a title, because that is the only thing keeping you in relevance. You only beat me, because Al Envy missed and hit you. You were supposed to beat… what was it you said… ‘fifty shades of shit’ out of me, but you couldn’t even handle the first ten or fifteen minutes with me. Then the next week, you lost to the much more superior Jack Tillman, which proved me right that you aren’t the best Destroyer, you’re barely second.
Your entire team is basically just Jack TIllman and friends, and as talented as he is, Jack can’t rip through all of us on his own. Kayla can’t keep up with ACTUAL skilled wrestlers, and Jack’s back can only take so much for so long.”
He smirks as he takes another drink from his Dr. Pepper can. He gets up from the chair, and walks out to the balcony, which overlooks a lot of Paris.
“This Sunday, in Paris, the fans of NGW, along with Scotty and I, get what we’ve been asking for months for. We get the return of Sex Appeal to our screens. And no, we don’t call ourselves Sex Appeal to be edgy or cool. We call ourselves Sex Appeal, because we are no longer the “Future Elite” of this industry, we are the current elite. Not just that, but we look damn good while doing it, which isn’t something any of our opponents can say… soooo.
At Dissension, Sex Appeal returns with a vengeance, as we beat both the Destroyers and… erm… damn I forgot about them again…”
Billy snaps his fingers multiple times trying to remember the other team’s name. Finally, he comes up with it, and points to his brain.
“Chaos Love… that’s it! Anyways, we are going to beat both of them, and cement our dominance as we get closer to this summer’s Tag Team Trials, as well as our obvious title contentions that we already deserve. Paris is known for its sophistication, food, fashion, and romance, but on Sunday… it will become synonymous with the rebirth of Sex Appeal!
The tag team division here in NGW
Is about to get….
GREAT!”
Billy walks back inside, but the camera stays outside on his patio. There seems to be a knock at the door, but before we could see who it is, Billy closes the patio blinds, and the scene fades to black.
