Post by Tristan Kruise on Mar 2, 2018 22:51:17 GMT -5
The cameras open up with Tristan Kruise sitting in a hotel Lobby. He is playing on his phone as his lovely wife Jamie Mackinzie Kruise walks into Frame.
Tristan Kruise: Hey Babe, Jalie All ready to go?
Jamie Mackenzie-Kruise: Just grabbing a few mints from the front desk, she still don’t know that you are coming. What you doing?
Tristan Kruise: Watching that little shit Stains Interview. God, I can’t wait to wipe the mat with him.
Jamie Mackenzie-Kruise: Haven’t seen you this into a match since Josh Woodrum.
Tristan Kruise: This Guys Just Pi… Pretzels me off.
Jamie Mackenzie-Kruise: Pretzels?
Jamie turns to see their daughter come running up to them. She jumps into Tristans arms and tackles him over the arm of the chair. Tristan over exaggerates it and falls onto the ground with his 4 year old. Tristan rolls her off of him and he jumps onto the chair. She taunts like her mom use to and backflips, with Jamie’s help landing on Tristan. Jamie laughs and counts as he hooks his leg.
Jamie Mackenzie-Kruise: 1….2…3!!! Jalie Wins.
She jumps up and raises her arms as Tristan laughs and the hotel staff giggle and look on.
Tristan Kruise: Cheater!
Jalie Alicia Kruise: Sore Loser!
Tristan sticks his tongue out at her and she mimics him. He giggles, grabs her and starts tickling. She laughs and taps out. Tristan smiles and she looks at him, he give him a big hug and a kiss on the cheek.
Jalie Alicia Kruise: Love you daddy.
Tristan Kruise: Love you too kid.
Alicia Perry: What about me?
The cameras pan and we see Alicia Perry standing there with out stretched arms. Jalie’s eyes light up and she runs hugging Alicia.
Alicia Perry: You have gotten so big.
Jamie Mackenzie-Kruise: Like a bad weed.
Tristan Kruise: Ally, I’ll catch up to you guys. I got something I gotta do first.
Jamie Mackenzie-Kruise: You sure babe?
Tristan Kruise: I don’t need little ears hearing what I have to say.
Jamie Mackenzie-Kruise: OK. Looks like I’m getting left behind. Love you.
Tristan Kruise: Love you too. I’ll be right behind you.
Jamie Mackenzie-Kruise: Ok.
Tristan watches his family and Alica perry head towards the exit with a smile on his face. He would catch up to them soon he knew after all Disney world was freaking awesome. His gaze falls to the camera and he smiles widely.
Tristan Kruise: For those of you out there thinking I’m not making waves in the NGW I will focus your attention to the second promo that our little moron decided to cut. You see Avery Miles rarely cuts a second promo, hell sometimes her rarely cuts a single promo, he likes to think he does but for the most part it is just him blabbing on and on about Devlin and the NGW and the sunshine and rainbows that come with working for the company. He claims not to be a boy scout, but I mean come on, open his locker and you bet your ass there will be a sash with badges on it. This one is for the time that I wipe Devlin’s ass, this one is for the time that I liked his twitter post, this one is for the time I said I’m been a mean person, this one if so the time that I thought I would be a bad ass against someone who has no filter, no respect and thinks… scratch that, knows he is better then me.
Tristan Kruise: Look bud, you think you are some big bad ass, you talk about how dark you can get, I mean the under side of the bosses nut sack has to be pretty dark but no one assed about your sex life. Oh, don’t think I’m not going to mention the fact that you think I’m homophobic. Let’s get one thing straight, I hate everyone. It doesn’t matter if your gay, straight black white, trans, what ever. I can find it in me to hate you. Now some of my comments about you preforming sexual acts to other men may come across as homo but I’m just calling it as I see it man. I mean its obvious that your lips are somehow attached to Devlin’s ass and at the end of the day its gotta be had for him to sit down. I mean you got that Mark McGrath got skull fucked by a backstreet boy look to ya. I mean the blond highlights, frosted tips, the thrust to do what ever you are told by management and the need to stand up for a cause that means jack shit… Classic Closest homosexual. Its ok man, you can come out. No one will judge you least of all me. I’ll still beat the shit out of you but at least you would have more supports. I would get fined for gay bashing and the world could go on…. Wait your American, best to stay in the closet, we all know how that turns out in America.
Tristan Kruise: Speaking of America, you had the balls to tell me to stay in Canada? How fucking retarded are you? Of course, I’m going to stay in Canada. Free Health Care, something to be proud of a flag that represents peace not one that represents bad decisions. I mean you must have voted for trump. Our prime minster may look like a kindergarten teacher but at least I can go to bed at night knowing world word three isn’t going to happen in my front yard. Plus, we are bigger and on top, if it was prison you would be our bitch. SO yeah sunshine I’m going to stay in Canada. Fucking moron. Have fun paying your wife medical bills when she pops out your Satan spawn. I’m sure the fucking kid will come out with frosted tips and a confused look on its face.
Tristan Kruise: Of course your going to call me unoriginal when the only thing you talked about over and over again was respect. I’m sorry mother fucker but respect is earned and you ain’t earned shit with me. If anything, you have slit your own throat in calling me unoriginal. When people watch our promos and they listen to it. They will hear you spout off the same boring ass bullshit over and over again. Then will chuckle at mine maybe even think about the facts that I tossed down about your family and question your very character. Funny thing is you admitted to the world that you are more successful than your pops and grand dad totally making you come across as a liar by saying they where superstars. Face it man, the more you open that shit eating thing you have in the front of your face the more you dig yourself into a hole. You sound really stop before you hurt yourself man, honestly.
Tristan Kruise: I mean lets go over the facts, I owned my loss to Josh yet you repeated that I lost to him. I mean ok, sure cause you didn’t just talk about it in your first promo. They global cup, the fact that you are going to be me, the fact that I’m Canadian, the fact that I have an MMA company, the Fact that I have no Respect and the fact that Devlin Scott and the NGW rule your world. Yep Yep Yep, all talked about in both promos. I get that you have a set amount of air time to talk about homie, but come on man, you literally just repeated the same shit over and over again. But I’m the unoriginal one right? Let’s face it man, you live in the past, your past accomplishments speak wonders to how good you WERE not how good you ARE. Think about it.
Tristan Kruise: Two more things before I go and enjoy my time with my family, you claim the NGW doesn’t need me that my claims are false and egotistical. I’m going to redirect you to the fact that I pointed out at the beginning of this little promo. You! I lit the spark under you, I pissed off and how you’re cutting promos because you want to have the last word, you want to defend the honour of the NGW blah blah blah. What ever reason man, I have ignited a fire under you like most people haven’t seen out of you in a long time. I intend to do this with every opponent I have here. It will bring the fans in because they will want to see me get beat. It won’t happen and the ones who hate me will soon fall in love with the fact that I speak my mind and honestly don’t give a fuck. I’m breathing life back into this company, believe it or not I don’t give a shit, but that fact is, you are pissed off and it makes for good TV.
Tristan gets up to walk away but stops and turns back to the camera.
Tristan Kruise: Oh right, one last thing. Your mother’s fat. You said I had one for your mom so yeah, that’s all you get from me.
Tristan smiles and walks off as the cameras fade out.
Tristan Kruise: Hey Babe, Jalie All ready to go?
Jamie Mackenzie-Kruise: Just grabbing a few mints from the front desk, she still don’t know that you are coming. What you doing?
Tristan Kruise: Watching that little shit Stains Interview. God, I can’t wait to wipe the mat with him.
Jamie Mackenzie-Kruise: Haven’t seen you this into a match since Josh Woodrum.
Tristan Kruise: This Guys Just Pi… Pretzels me off.
Jamie Mackenzie-Kruise: Pretzels?
Jamie turns to see their daughter come running up to them. She jumps into Tristans arms and tackles him over the arm of the chair. Tristan over exaggerates it and falls onto the ground with his 4 year old. Tristan rolls her off of him and he jumps onto the chair. She taunts like her mom use to and backflips, with Jamie’s help landing on Tristan. Jamie laughs and counts as he hooks his leg.
Jamie Mackenzie-Kruise: 1….2…3!!! Jalie Wins.
She jumps up and raises her arms as Tristan laughs and the hotel staff giggle and look on.
Tristan Kruise: Cheater!
Jalie Alicia Kruise: Sore Loser!
Tristan sticks his tongue out at her and she mimics him. He giggles, grabs her and starts tickling. She laughs and taps out. Tristan smiles and she looks at him, he give him a big hug and a kiss on the cheek.
Jalie Alicia Kruise: Love you daddy.
Tristan Kruise: Love you too kid.
Alicia Perry: What about me?
The cameras pan and we see Alicia Perry standing there with out stretched arms. Jalie’s eyes light up and she runs hugging Alicia.
Alicia Perry: You have gotten so big.
Jamie Mackenzie-Kruise: Like a bad weed.
Tristan Kruise: Ally, I’ll catch up to you guys. I got something I gotta do first.
Jamie Mackenzie-Kruise: You sure babe?
Tristan Kruise: I don’t need little ears hearing what I have to say.
Jamie Mackenzie-Kruise: OK. Looks like I’m getting left behind. Love you.
Tristan Kruise: Love you too. I’ll be right behind you.
Jamie Mackenzie-Kruise: Ok.
Tristan watches his family and Alica perry head towards the exit with a smile on his face. He would catch up to them soon he knew after all Disney world was freaking awesome. His gaze falls to the camera and he smiles widely.
Tristan Kruise: For those of you out there thinking I’m not making waves in the NGW I will focus your attention to the second promo that our little moron decided to cut. You see Avery Miles rarely cuts a second promo, hell sometimes her rarely cuts a single promo, he likes to think he does but for the most part it is just him blabbing on and on about Devlin and the NGW and the sunshine and rainbows that come with working for the company. He claims not to be a boy scout, but I mean come on, open his locker and you bet your ass there will be a sash with badges on it. This one is for the time that I wipe Devlin’s ass, this one is for the time that I liked his twitter post, this one is for the time I said I’m been a mean person, this one if so the time that I thought I would be a bad ass against someone who has no filter, no respect and thinks… scratch that, knows he is better then me.
Tristan Kruise: Look bud, you think you are some big bad ass, you talk about how dark you can get, I mean the under side of the bosses nut sack has to be pretty dark but no one assed about your sex life. Oh, don’t think I’m not going to mention the fact that you think I’m homophobic. Let’s get one thing straight, I hate everyone. It doesn’t matter if your gay, straight black white, trans, what ever. I can find it in me to hate you. Now some of my comments about you preforming sexual acts to other men may come across as homo but I’m just calling it as I see it man. I mean its obvious that your lips are somehow attached to Devlin’s ass and at the end of the day its gotta be had for him to sit down. I mean you got that Mark McGrath got skull fucked by a backstreet boy look to ya. I mean the blond highlights, frosted tips, the thrust to do what ever you are told by management and the need to stand up for a cause that means jack shit… Classic Closest homosexual. Its ok man, you can come out. No one will judge you least of all me. I’ll still beat the shit out of you but at least you would have more supports. I would get fined for gay bashing and the world could go on…. Wait your American, best to stay in the closet, we all know how that turns out in America.
Tristan Kruise: Speaking of America, you had the balls to tell me to stay in Canada? How fucking retarded are you? Of course, I’m going to stay in Canada. Free Health Care, something to be proud of a flag that represents peace not one that represents bad decisions. I mean you must have voted for trump. Our prime minster may look like a kindergarten teacher but at least I can go to bed at night knowing world word three isn’t going to happen in my front yard. Plus, we are bigger and on top, if it was prison you would be our bitch. SO yeah sunshine I’m going to stay in Canada. Fucking moron. Have fun paying your wife medical bills when she pops out your Satan spawn. I’m sure the fucking kid will come out with frosted tips and a confused look on its face.
Tristan Kruise: Of course your going to call me unoriginal when the only thing you talked about over and over again was respect. I’m sorry mother fucker but respect is earned and you ain’t earned shit with me. If anything, you have slit your own throat in calling me unoriginal. When people watch our promos and they listen to it. They will hear you spout off the same boring ass bullshit over and over again. Then will chuckle at mine maybe even think about the facts that I tossed down about your family and question your very character. Funny thing is you admitted to the world that you are more successful than your pops and grand dad totally making you come across as a liar by saying they where superstars. Face it man, the more you open that shit eating thing you have in the front of your face the more you dig yourself into a hole. You sound really stop before you hurt yourself man, honestly.
Tristan Kruise: I mean lets go over the facts, I owned my loss to Josh yet you repeated that I lost to him. I mean ok, sure cause you didn’t just talk about it in your first promo. They global cup, the fact that you are going to be me, the fact that I’m Canadian, the fact that I have an MMA company, the Fact that I have no Respect and the fact that Devlin Scott and the NGW rule your world. Yep Yep Yep, all talked about in both promos. I get that you have a set amount of air time to talk about homie, but come on man, you literally just repeated the same shit over and over again. But I’m the unoriginal one right? Let’s face it man, you live in the past, your past accomplishments speak wonders to how good you WERE not how good you ARE. Think about it.
Tristan Kruise: Two more things before I go and enjoy my time with my family, you claim the NGW doesn’t need me that my claims are false and egotistical. I’m going to redirect you to the fact that I pointed out at the beginning of this little promo. You! I lit the spark under you, I pissed off and how you’re cutting promos because you want to have the last word, you want to defend the honour of the NGW blah blah blah. What ever reason man, I have ignited a fire under you like most people haven’t seen out of you in a long time. I intend to do this with every opponent I have here. It will bring the fans in because they will want to see me get beat. It won’t happen and the ones who hate me will soon fall in love with the fact that I speak my mind and honestly don’t give a fuck. I’m breathing life back into this company, believe it or not I don’t give a shit, but that fact is, you are pissed off and it makes for good TV.
Tristan gets up to walk away but stops and turns back to the camera.
Tristan Kruise: Oh right, one last thing. Your mother’s fat. You said I had one for your mom so yeah, that’s all you get from me.
Tristan smiles and walks off as the cameras fade out.
