Post by RC Tucker on Mar 1, 2018 21:26:49 GMT -5
“Did you hear the one about the guy who comes back and gets one good shot and completely blows it only to get that shot back with a threefold challenge? Oh and the wife is in there too, that’s a really important detail. This is not the set up to the joke without a punchline, this is the reality we are looking at right now. Chaos Love reforms for an appearance in the romance capital of the world. I think, Is that Rome now? We were just there. But it’s Paris, who doesn’t like Paris, am I right?
“Well two people who probably won’t be enjoying the stop quite as much are the two Destroyers put across the ring from us. Yes, yes, there are two others, I’m getting there, slow your damn role. Now it ain’t a couples night out since it’s Kayla and Jack, but we all have to deal with crazy days in our own ways. Oh and Kayla’s the current heavyweight champ and her partner has one of the tag belts. There is also that minor detail. Yea I did a stint myself with a Heavyweight title in Pride. Hey that was fun, but for now one might say this is my chance at Redemption. Since, you know, I fell to a champ last time. Oh yea, that champ is gonna be there as well along with Billy. They call themselves Sex Appeal. … I’m starting to see why even the Horsemen didn’t want these two anymore. But hey, we got a champ over here too. So it all kinda balances really nicely doesn’t it?
“So the summary of this match is Sex, Chaos and Destruction, so what else are you really looking for in a match? And it’s been a hot moment since Daisy and I were in the ring together, but we are the first tag champs of this new run. We got the teamwork and the skills to work together in this. Kayla and Jack can bring their brand of destruction and Billy and Scott can have… whatever it is they have that they are calling sex appeal, count me out of that party. All I know at this moment is, these two Destroyers and ‘former-Horsemen-calling-themselves-something-attempting-to-be-edgy’ haven’t really seen the action Chaos Love is all about. Your mountains don’t look so impressive when we’ve got dreams aiming for the stars. Think we won’t back up that claim? Just watch this.”
“Well two people who probably won’t be enjoying the stop quite as much are the two Destroyers put across the ring from us. Yes, yes, there are two others, I’m getting there, slow your damn role. Now it ain’t a couples night out since it’s Kayla and Jack, but we all have to deal with crazy days in our own ways. Oh and Kayla’s the current heavyweight champ and her partner has one of the tag belts. There is also that minor detail. Yea I did a stint myself with a Heavyweight title in Pride. Hey that was fun, but for now one might say this is my chance at Redemption. Since, you know, I fell to a champ last time. Oh yea, that champ is gonna be there as well along with Billy. They call themselves Sex Appeal. … I’m starting to see why even the Horsemen didn’t want these two anymore. But hey, we got a champ over here too. So it all kinda balances really nicely doesn’t it?
“So the summary of this match is Sex, Chaos and Destruction, so what else are you really looking for in a match? And it’s been a hot moment since Daisy and I were in the ring together, but we are the first tag champs of this new run. We got the teamwork and the skills to work together in this. Kayla and Jack can bring their brand of destruction and Billy and Scott can have… whatever it is they have that they are calling sex appeal, count me out of that party. All I know at this moment is, these two Destroyers and ‘former-Horsemen-calling-themselves-something-attempting-to-be-edgy’ haven’t really seen the action Chaos Love is all about. Your mountains don’t look so impressive when we’ve got dreams aiming for the stars. Think we won’t back up that claim? Just watch this.”
