Post by Deleted on Feb 15, 2018 18:02:10 GMT -5
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Matt Shields sits in his throne, one leg hanging over the right arm of the chair, his arm kind of dangling beside it as his other is draped across the opposite arm. He's dressed in a simple pair of jeans and the new Destroyer's t-shirt. His Knightmare King mask just sort of hanging on his head. His kendo stick rests at his feet, while the NGW tag team title is nowhere to be seen. he brings himself into a normal sitting position as he looks at the camera with a bit of a bored expression.
"You know what I hate most in this World? Even more than stupidity? Even more than disrespect? Even more than the guardians? Even more than Adrien Cochrane as his stupid punchable face? Even more than Philadelphia Eagles fans? Hell fans of all Philadelphia sports teams, and the Pittsburgh ones as well. All the fans of Pennsylvania sports teams. And fans of Florida sports teams. And fans of Ohio sports teams. And fans of Alabama sports teams. And fans of West Virginia sports teams. And fans of Kentucky sports teams, and fans of... damn it, I know there's one more. Alabama, Florida, Kentucky, and West Virginia covers all the in bred cousin fuckers, well not all of them, but the worst of them. So then Pennsylvania, Ohio, and there's one other shit hole that I'm forgetting about. Damn it Matthew, you're better than this."
Matt stops for for a few seconds, counts off all the states sports fans that he hates, and continues to find himself stuck. he runs them over in his head again, then looks up, rolls his eyes, and smacks himself in the forehead.
"New Jersey, the douchbag capital of the entire fucking country. I hate their sports fans as well. Philadelphia Eagles have the worst fans for sure though, because well none of those others have celebrated their one and only championship ever by literally eating horse shit. Also Eagles, fans, The Dallas Cowboys still have five. For you and the other morons out there, that's this many."
Matt raises his left hand, up, one finger, two fingers, three fingers, four fingers, then he raises up his right hand and raises his middle finger to reach five.
"So yea, you can still suck a big old bag of dicks, just like Adrien fucking Cochrane. Now, let's get back to our regularly scheduled program and answer the question of... What does Matt Shields hate most in this World? If it isn't the Guardians, what else could it possibly me?"
Matt turns his head to the left and smirks.
"I'm glad you asked that question, other Matt."
He turns back to the camera and just nods.
"What I hate more than anything in the World... it's a hypocrite."
Matt turns to his right now as his eyes widen and he nods a bit more.
"Oh yea, those are the absolute worst other Matt."
He turns back to the camera again and continued nodding.
"See other Matt agrees with me. There is nothing in this world worse than a hypocrite, and I encountered an entire squad of them just a few nights ago. I'm gonna let other Matt set the stage for this one."
Matt turns back towards his right and smiles.
"Thank you other Matt. Now to set the stage. It was a dark and stormy night."
Matt stops and snaps his head back to center, looking at the camera.
"No it wasn't. Damn it other Matt, if you can't tell the story right, I'll do it."
Matt turns his head to the left now and just kind of awkwardly grumbles, holding up his hands in the mocking argument fashion. He turns back to center and just shakes his head.
"So, a few nights ago, I found myself perusing twitter and a notification came that I had been tagged by Jessica Sears. Naturally my curiosity made me click on it and I saw it was one of those best fans things. Normally I would have ignored this, but I noticed something very strange. Not only was I in the number one spot, but none of the people who were supposedly most important to her, occupied the second or third spot. To find another Guardian, I had to look at the fifth position. Her boyfriend at the time, sixth. Another Guardian was in 7th, and the other guardian was not even on the list."
Matt shakes his head and gives a disapproving wag of his finger.
"I saw this and I expressed my disappointment in the other guardians as well as her boyfriend. I then once again offered an olive branch to Miss Sears, and a chance to be part of a group that truly did care about each other. What followed was a display of gang tactics and pure hypocrisy. First, The Jew Blazer got involved in a conversation that did not involve him in any way and proceeded to say awful things about myself and my character. Jazmyn Rain was the next to strike, and she continued the character assault. Adrien Cochrane of course jumped right in. Lord knows that he could never allow himself to not be the center of attention. We then saw the involvement of Kaylee Kassie. Kaylee is not a Guardian nor is she a friend of Jessica Sears, so her only reason for thrusting herself in to the middle of the situation was to attack me on a personal level."
Matt lowers his head, sighs, and shakes his head once more. He looks back up with a mix of disgust and sadness on his face.
"People who call themselves the good guys, the role models, the examples, were attacking the character of a man simply because he offered friendship to someone who was clearly in desperate need of people who actually did care. Complete hypocrisy and more proof that they are the villains of this story. Others leapt in as well, but it was either very brief like with Ronnie North. Or, they are such dumb crazy assholes that they're easy to ignore, like Johnny Maverick and Allen from dunkin donuts. I could have laughed off the personal attacks of that mangy pathetic lot, and actually I did later on. What truly bothers me though, these are the same people who will complain about myself and Kayla and Tillman and Jaxon, you know the ones they constantly tell you are the bad guys. They will whine and complain about us ganging up on them on twitter. How it's terrible for us to stand up for each other, or in their words, attack in a group. Yet this is exactly what they did to me just the other night. To make it worse, they did it after I made a nice gesture. At least when we have done anything like that, it followed them saying something negative about us. Adrien Cochrane, Jazmyn Rain, Jew Blazer, Kayle Kassie, they are the real bad guys. They are the true villains. They are the lowest form of scum on this planet. They are hypocrites, and there is nothing worse than a hypocrite."
Matt looks down and just spits as he rolls his eyes slightly and shakes his head before getting up. He starts to head off, but then comes back and looks to the right.
"Other Matt, you do remember that you're facing Chris Marks this week, right? You know he's probably gonna sit through this video and at a certain point start screaming. I imagine him sitting there like... God fucking damn it, when the fuck is this fucking asshole gonna mention me? He can mention Jazmyn bitch Rains, and that cunt Kaylee Kassie, and that cocksucking little bitch Adrien Cochrane, but he can't say a fucking word about me? I deserve some fucking respect. I'm not a fucking joke. This fucking asshole better talk about me. FUCK!"
Matt turns his head back towards the center and just nods.
"Well other Matt, he can just be mad. I don't feel like talking about him."
Matt smirks and flips off the camera before he walks off with the scene slowly fading out.
Matt Shields sits in his throne, one leg hanging over the right arm of the chair, his arm kind of dangling beside it as his other is draped across the opposite arm. He's dressed in a simple pair of jeans and the new Destroyer's t-shirt. His Knightmare King mask just sort of hanging on his head. His kendo stick rests at his feet, while the NGW tag team title is nowhere to be seen. he brings himself into a normal sitting position as he looks at the camera with a bit of a bored expression.
"You know what I hate most in this World? Even more than stupidity? Even more than disrespect? Even more than the guardians? Even more than Adrien Cochrane as his stupid punchable face? Even more than Philadelphia Eagles fans? Hell fans of all Philadelphia sports teams, and the Pittsburgh ones as well. All the fans of Pennsylvania sports teams. And fans of Florida sports teams. And fans of Ohio sports teams. And fans of Alabama sports teams. And fans of West Virginia sports teams. And fans of Kentucky sports teams, and fans of... damn it, I know there's one more. Alabama, Florida, Kentucky, and West Virginia covers all the in bred cousin fuckers, well not all of them, but the worst of them. So then Pennsylvania, Ohio, and there's one other shit hole that I'm forgetting about. Damn it Matthew, you're better than this."
Matt stops for for a few seconds, counts off all the states sports fans that he hates, and continues to find himself stuck. he runs them over in his head again, then looks up, rolls his eyes, and smacks himself in the forehead.
"New Jersey, the douchbag capital of the entire fucking country. I hate their sports fans as well. Philadelphia Eagles have the worst fans for sure though, because well none of those others have celebrated their one and only championship ever by literally eating horse shit. Also Eagles, fans, The Dallas Cowboys still have five. For you and the other morons out there, that's this many."
Matt raises his left hand, up, one finger, two fingers, three fingers, four fingers, then he raises up his right hand and raises his middle finger to reach five.
"So yea, you can still suck a big old bag of dicks, just like Adrien fucking Cochrane. Now, let's get back to our regularly scheduled program and answer the question of... What does Matt Shields hate most in this World? If it isn't the Guardians, what else could it possibly me?"
Matt turns his head to the left and smirks.
"I'm glad you asked that question, other Matt."
He turns back to the camera and just nods.
"What I hate more than anything in the World... it's a hypocrite."
Matt turns to his right now as his eyes widen and he nods a bit more.
"Oh yea, those are the absolute worst other Matt."
He turns back to the camera again and continued nodding.
"See other Matt agrees with me. There is nothing in this world worse than a hypocrite, and I encountered an entire squad of them just a few nights ago. I'm gonna let other Matt set the stage for this one."
Matt turns back towards his right and smiles.
"Thank you other Matt. Now to set the stage. It was a dark and stormy night."
Matt stops and snaps his head back to center, looking at the camera.
"No it wasn't. Damn it other Matt, if you can't tell the story right, I'll do it."
Matt turns his head to the left now and just kind of awkwardly grumbles, holding up his hands in the mocking argument fashion. He turns back to center and just shakes his head.
"So, a few nights ago, I found myself perusing twitter and a notification came that I had been tagged by Jessica Sears. Naturally my curiosity made me click on it and I saw it was one of those best fans things. Normally I would have ignored this, but I noticed something very strange. Not only was I in the number one spot, but none of the people who were supposedly most important to her, occupied the second or third spot. To find another Guardian, I had to look at the fifth position. Her boyfriend at the time, sixth. Another Guardian was in 7th, and the other guardian was not even on the list."
Matt shakes his head and gives a disapproving wag of his finger.
"I saw this and I expressed my disappointment in the other guardians as well as her boyfriend. I then once again offered an olive branch to Miss Sears, and a chance to be part of a group that truly did care about each other. What followed was a display of gang tactics and pure hypocrisy. First, The Jew Blazer got involved in a conversation that did not involve him in any way and proceeded to say awful things about myself and my character. Jazmyn Rain was the next to strike, and she continued the character assault. Adrien Cochrane of course jumped right in. Lord knows that he could never allow himself to not be the center of attention. We then saw the involvement of Kaylee Kassie. Kaylee is not a Guardian nor is she a friend of Jessica Sears, so her only reason for thrusting herself in to the middle of the situation was to attack me on a personal level."
Matt lowers his head, sighs, and shakes his head once more. He looks back up with a mix of disgust and sadness on his face.
"People who call themselves the good guys, the role models, the examples, were attacking the character of a man simply because he offered friendship to someone who was clearly in desperate need of people who actually did care. Complete hypocrisy and more proof that they are the villains of this story. Others leapt in as well, but it was either very brief like with Ronnie North. Or, they are such dumb crazy assholes that they're easy to ignore, like Johnny Maverick and Allen from dunkin donuts. I could have laughed off the personal attacks of that mangy pathetic lot, and actually I did later on. What truly bothers me though, these are the same people who will complain about myself and Kayla and Tillman and Jaxon, you know the ones they constantly tell you are the bad guys. They will whine and complain about us ganging up on them on twitter. How it's terrible for us to stand up for each other, or in their words, attack in a group. Yet this is exactly what they did to me just the other night. To make it worse, they did it after I made a nice gesture. At least when we have done anything like that, it followed them saying something negative about us. Adrien Cochrane, Jazmyn Rain, Jew Blazer, Kayle Kassie, they are the real bad guys. They are the true villains. They are the lowest form of scum on this planet. They are hypocrites, and there is nothing worse than a hypocrite."
Matt looks down and just spits as he rolls his eyes slightly and shakes his head before getting up. He starts to head off, but then comes back and looks to the right.
"Other Matt, you do remember that you're facing Chris Marks this week, right? You know he's probably gonna sit through this video and at a certain point start screaming. I imagine him sitting there like... God fucking damn it, when the fuck is this fucking asshole gonna mention me? He can mention Jazmyn bitch Rains, and that cunt Kaylee Kassie, and that cocksucking little bitch Adrien Cochrane, but he can't say a fucking word about me? I deserve some fucking respect. I'm not a fucking joke. This fucking asshole better talk about me. FUCK!"
Matt turns his head back towards the center and just nods.
"Well other Matt, he can just be mad. I don't feel like talking about him."
Matt smirks and flips off the camera before he walks off with the scene slowly fading out.
