Post by Sela-Rica Lark on Feb 10, 2018 22:20:33 GMT -5
“Hehehe heh. Izzy, Izzy, Izzy, to think people actually think anything remotely highly of you. I mean, this will just be my fourth match ever and yet I’m not the underdog in this match somehow. Tell me how that happens Izzy? Explain why you aren’t even picked as a lumberjack and I am. Because in just four matches, everyone has seen I mean to play for keeps. I mean, if I really wanted broken toys I’d stick to these trainers and jobbers that pass for staff around this place. And if I really wanted to be ‘edgy’, a cliche, I would come up with a bunch of ridiculous nicknames and puns on my name. Here’s one for free though: Rica-n do it!
“Do you see how terrible that was? And you just keep doing it to yourself. That’s not the worst of it though. The worst is that you think I care that you can scream. Everyone can scream, and everyone can scream lyrics in a song and call it music. It takes a talent though to make someone scream. If it’s in the throes of a deep, deep love, probably something you aren’t too familiar with, or if it’s contorting your body in unnatural ways, which is something I’ll make you very familiar with.
“Izzy, if you are no thing then this shouldn’t be difficult for you at all. I mean, I’m just coming in, while you have the experience. But we have a small issue here Izzy: you aren’t just no thing, you are nothing. You could be more than that, but you complain about the time spent on the road instead of focusing on this match. You could be a legitimate competitor, but you’d rather talk about Bidoof all day. All the while I’m training whether it be with the trainers, my Keeper or one of my Sisters or Brother at least. My fun comes so few and far between that I cherish it more when I get the chance. And making you scream Izzy, not some emo song, but really, truly begging for the pain to stop when you know it won’t, that will be music to my ears.”
“Do you see how terrible that was? And you just keep doing it to yourself. That’s not the worst of it though. The worst is that you think I care that you can scream. Everyone can scream, and everyone can scream lyrics in a song and call it music. It takes a talent though to make someone scream. If it’s in the throes of a deep, deep love, probably something you aren’t too familiar with, or if it’s contorting your body in unnatural ways, which is something I’ll make you very familiar with.
“Izzy, if you are no thing then this shouldn’t be difficult for you at all. I mean, I’m just coming in, while you have the experience. But we have a small issue here Izzy: you aren’t just no thing, you are nothing. You could be more than that, but you complain about the time spent on the road instead of focusing on this match. You could be a legitimate competitor, but you’d rather talk about Bidoof all day. All the while I’m training whether it be with the trainers, my Keeper or one of my Sisters or Brother at least. My fun comes so few and far between that I cherish it more when I get the chance. And making you scream Izzy, not some emo song, but really, truly begging for the pain to stop when you know it won’t, that will be music to my ears.”