Post by Kaylee Kassie on Jan 28, 2018 21:56:25 GMT -5
Sometime over the Holidays, Josh and Kaylee were enjoying their time together. It was just a few days before New Years and 2018 was looking like it would be a great year for the couple. At the same time, chilling on the couch, Kaylee looked over to Josh with a look on her face like she wanted to say something. Josh sort of tilts his head in a “what?” manner, as she smirks back at him and leans forward to kiss his nose. Her legs were draped over his lap as they rested on the couch.
Kaylee: Nothing. Just… nothing.
Josh quirks an eyebrow.
Josh: I know enough by now to know that it is never ‘Nothing’. What’s up, Kay-Kay? You know you can tell me absolutely anything.
Kaylee gives him an evil grin that meant nothing good.
Kaylee: Well… I was thinking of wrestling again. I love WCG but I miss being inside of the ring. My knee is better. It held up in the AFI.
She looks at him almost giving puppy dog eyes. Josh smiles in response.
Josh: I’m considering pretending to be against the idea because I’m curious to see how you’d convince me.
Ronnie: I’m still here! Please don’t fuck!
Ronnie shouts this from the kitchen where he was currently raiding the leftovers of the happy couple.
Josh: No but… of course I would love to see you back in the ring. More than titles or wins or anything else...all I want is to see my Kaylee happy.
Kaylee smiles at him.
Kaylee: Well Joshie. I've got this fantasy. You. Me.
She looks out towards the kitchen.
Kaylee: Him…
Ronnie hears this and starts opening the window, wondering if it was possible for him to climb out to safety without seriously re-injuring himself. The cold New York air hits him and he grumbles before closing the window. Josh is quiet for a few moments before he starts to understand what she’s saying.
Josh: A trio? How would that even work?
Ronnie: I KNOW HOW IT WORKS AND I’M NOT INTERESTED.
Josh: Would it be the two of us and you? Would we just like….take turns?
Ronnie: HEY! Assholes! Stop ignoring me!
Ronnie emerges from the kitchen and waves his hand in front of Josh’s face.
Josh: It could be me and you. You and Ronnie. Ronnie and I… If it calls for it, all three of us?
Ronnie: Am I.... did I die? Is that why you aren’t talking to me? Am I Patrick Swayze in Ghost? Oh God I think I might be Patrick Swayze in Ghost…. And I’m just dead in my apartment while these two try and wrangle me into a three-way not knowing their best buddy is dead…
Kaylee: I mean. You and him could do it too, no?
She ponders the thought to herself.
Kaylee: But I mean. It's not like that is news to anyone, right Joshie?
Josh: Oh totally. We used to do it all the time.
Ronnie: THAT TOTALLY DIDN’T COUNT! I mean YES we were in the same hotel bed but I thought you were asleep and I wasn’t doing it because of you!
Kaylee: So like… we would have to get all new gear and stuff. I mean… your old gear is probably smelly and gross. I'm thinking something tight… Something we can move around in. Something that breathes. Plus… you know who always gets out of breath.
Josh: I’m certain I can come up with something.
Ronnie: You people are sick! Trying to indoctrinate me into your weird S&M thing and…..hey! I do NOT get out of breath.
Josh: He really has an issue with endurance.
Ronnie: The FUCK I do! I can go all night long. I’ll show y-
Ronnie starts to undress.
Ronnie: No! Wait! That’s what you WANT. I’m onto you two!
Kaylee: So… We are doing this? This is gonna happen? I better… I better start working out. I can't wait. I'm so excited Joshie.
She leans over and kisses him. Josh cups her cheek and kisses back.
Ronnie: That’s it! I’m outta here! I’ve got a triple penetration scene to film today and I don’t need you weirdo sexual deviants effing up my steeze!
Ronnie storms off with a container of leftover mashed potatoes.
Josh: ...I say give him 15 minutes and he’ll figure it out.
Kaylee: Fifteen? I heard that he usually lasts longer than that.
