Post by Julianna DiMaria on Jan 11, 2018 16:17:26 GMT -5
“The Last Laugh”
Date: January 10, 2018
WCG West Coast Champion Julianna DiMaria is back home in San Diego, unaware that the camera in her bedroom has been turned on. Wearing a black dress and matching heels, the first thing she does is take off her shoes and throw them against the wall.
Julianna DiMaria: Fucking BULLSHIT!
Still infuriated from Homecoming in Cleveland, Julianna is letting out all of her anger and rage on her own bedroom as she takes everything on her dresser and tosses them on the floor. A hand mirror becomes shattered, a cosmetics box breaks in half, pencils of eyeliner snap, drawers are pulled completely out of the dresser and tossed on the ground, causing her bras and underwear to be scattered on the floor.
Julianna DiMaria: WHERE IS IT?
Julianna pulls out a drawer and takes out a baseball bat from it, a smirk appearing on her face as she holds the bat.
Julianna DiMaria: PERFECT!
Julianna takes a swing at the mirror in front of her, cracking it.
Julianna DiMaria: MOTHER…. *swing*.... FUCKING…. *swing*.... BULLSHIT!!!!!
The last swing completely shatters the mirror causing glass to fall over the dresser. She tosses the bat to the floor and notices that the camera is on and running.
Julianna DiMaria: OH MY GOD!
She looks down on the floor, noticing her bras and underwear are scattered all over it.
Julianna DiMaria: SHIT!
Julianna quickly scurries over to pick them all up, jam them in the drawer and then she shoves the drawer back in the dresser, though she’s only able to get it halfway in. She takes a couple of deep breaths to regain her composure before she walks over to her bed to sit on it in front of the camera. She pulls her WCG West Coast Championship from underneath the pillow and slings it over her shoulder, posturing herself as if nobody just saw the temper tantrum that just occurred.
Julianna DiMaria: Where are my shoes?
Her eyes narrow in annoyance.
Julianna DiMaria: Fuck it….
Julianna clears her throat and finally begins to cut her promo about the upcoming Ascension event.
Julianna DiMaria: I bet you’re all going to get a REAL laugh out of that, aren’t you? Just like the laugh you got when I lost my I Quit match to Adrien Cochrane at Homecoming… yeah, don’t lie, you ALL laugh at that because being the BULLIES that you are, you ALWAYS have to find an excuse to laugh at my expense because you are all so miserable you have nothing better to do with your lives than laugh at the misfortune of other people. So I lost at Homecoming. And? It’s not like Donovan Basch has ever been in an NGW ring before, right? Oh, and was I not in the AFI too, representing WCG when I went all the way to the sweet sixteen while your FAVORITES in Ruby Lance and Danni LeBlanc didn’t even make it that far? “Oh but you lost to Karari…” SHUT UP! You don’t have the right to throw that in my face anymore because I beat her SO BAD on the last Hype that well… uh… I’m not going to go there because that would be classless of me, but my point stands that I avenged that loss and I know that if I beat her then like I was supposed to, I would have won the entire fucking thing but of course, all you do is deny me because you fucking morons don’t appreciate anything. Don’t you understand that I won’t be on this roster forever? It’s only a matter of time before I am on the NGW roster PERMANENTLY and I’ll do that when I beat Melina Garrison at some point and then, you’ll all be cheering and you’ll all be happy because I’ll be gone and yet you fail to realize that you’ll miss me when I am gone.
Seriously!
Who in the world are you going to hate on now? Throughout WCG’s short history name one person that has been as hated as I have?
The Messiahs? Do people even remember they existed?
Rachel Redding? The girl that ran away from here because she couldn’t hack it?
People like Scotty Latimer bitched out because they didn’t want to deal with me, so it couldn’t have been someone like him.
And Jason Hunter? Well, he came a little too late.
I’m just saying… NOBODY is going to be able to fill my spot and you’re all going to be BEGGING ME to come back but nope… I will be on the main roster winning the NGW Spotlight Championship from Daisy Rose… which speaking of which….
EL OH EL! MASON MOORE! HAHAHAHAHA!
Julianna pauses to have a bit of a laugh riot over Mason Moore losing the NGW Spotlight Championship.
Julianna DiMaria: Fucking LOSER! Anyway… back to my point. I am the best wrestler that WCG has ever had. I AM WCG! You can’t replace a prodigal talent like me! Yet, Donovan, you sit there and you think you can take this championship from me? Okay, maybe you can, but WILL YOU? NO! Because the thing of it is, this is bigger than any match you’ve ever had in WCG, COMBINED! You couldn’t even beat Billy Danielson when he was here so what makes you think you can beat me? Is it because of the encouragement of your AIDS-infested wife? Is that it? UGH! I’ll be honest with you, you and Danni have been so fucking annoying since the day I walked through the doors in WCG. It was my pleasure to kick her fucking ass in my first match in WCG in the triple threat match with Rachel Redding and sure, she’s become better since then obviously, but you two and your shallow little love story ALWAYS made me sick. I admit it, it’s because so many people were talking about it and it pissed me off. No, it’s not because I wanted to get with you. You’re not my type, fuck boy, it’s because all the attention should have ALWAYS been on ME! From day one, it should have always been on me! And guess what? NOW it is! You should be thanking me for saving your precious company from the clutches of Ryan Keys. You should be grateful that I took that championship from him and made this title MEAN SOMETHING!
And yet, you admonish me for who I am. Just like everyone else.
Figures.
You do realize that out of the original WCG roster, you know, of those people that were on the first Hype, the only ones remaining are you, me and Danielle right?
No really, have you actually sat down and thought about it?
Think about how many people were here in WCG that either didn’t hack it despite their hype, or went up to NGW too soon, long before they were ready. People like Karari, like the Messiahs, like Trenton Kelvin, Ryan Keys, even KEG, among others… all this hype surrounding them and yet they all FAILED to make it in MY world! Then you have people like the Seventh Circle, like Ruby Lance, like Billy Danielson… they all thought they were too good for this company so they all went up to NGW thinking they were better than WCG when it turns out the Seventh Circle and Ruby Lance ultimately failed to hack it. Yet, not only did I hack it here in WCG, I STAYED! I could have said fuck it when my win loss record was a paltry six and six… or when I couldn’t buy a win for shit for three Hypes in a row… or when I continued to have the worst luck ever on Unscripted when I was being shoehorned into opening matches by Kaylee “Conflict of Interest” Kassie and losing matches because of shitty tag team partners…. Thanks and FUCK YOU for costing me that match against the Messiahs by the way you fucking disgrace!
I KNOW you did that on purpose just to embarrass me and don’t you dare deny it!
ANYWAY, back to my point.
I had to deal with so much bullshit to get to where I am today and I could have walked away, and yet, I’m still here. Heck, I could have also done what others did and move up to NGW before I was ready. But NO, neither of those things happened. Yet, who appreciates it? NOBODY! You don’t, Danielle doesn’t, Melina doesn’t… the only one that does is Jimmy because he’s the only one on this roster other than me that has a brain. Everyone wants you to beat me so bad, but what those fucking nimrods fail to realize is that if you beat me for this championship, things are going to go right back to the way they were with Ryan Keys. You want to know how I know that? Because since I won this championship back at Rise, aside from Twitter, there were only two times we interacted in that ring: the aforementioned tag team match at Unscripted when you purposely kicked me in the face to humiliate me in my first match as the WCG West Coast Champion, and the previous Hype when you decided to mug me like a coward along with Karari after I sent her dreams straight to hell. Other than that? You’ve avoided me. You weren’t the one that distracted me in my one on one match with Melina. No, that was Alechs Aurelio. You didn’t come out and confront me after I sent that son of a bitch packing from NGW, did you? Nope. You’ve ducked me. You’ve avoided me. You’ve basically gotten the jump on me when it’s advantageous for you to do so. So… what does that say about you?
You’re no man! You’re a boy! And Danni should be ashamed of herself for being married to someone like you. Somewhere in there, you’re afraid of me. Why have you only confronted me physically twice, BOTH times being from behind? While I’m out there raising hell against the Guardians, you’re sitting on your ass losing to Billy Danielson and getting AIDS from Danielle during your honeymoon and so help me god if you’re both the WCG champions when this is all said and done, I will quit WCG because the last thing I want to do is have MY WORLD be conquered by some idiot who cares more about fucking his wife… who by the way is sleeping with everyone in the building including the guy selling popcorn... than he does about being a champion. I have done EVERYTHING to make this title mean something. I have done EVERYTHING to represent this company the proper way and to have that ruined by YOU?
Fuck that!
And fuck you too… wait, never mind… I’d catch Danni’s AIDS.
But hey, at Ascension, in MY hometown, I’m going to put a stop to all of this. So laugh at my “downfall” all you want, because in the end, I’M the one getting the last laugh when I ruin your hopes and dreams, just like I did to Ryan Keys and just like I did to Karari Makelah.
Now if you’ll excuse me…
Jimmy’s waiting for me in the guest room so we can have sex!
Julianna scoffs and slides off the bed showing all confidence and no shame in her abilities and her antics as she shuts the camera off. Once she does so, she leaves the bedroom so she can meet her boyfriend James Pridmore in the guest room of her San Diego home.
Date: January 10, 2018
WCG West Coast Champion Julianna DiMaria is back home in San Diego, unaware that the camera in her bedroom has been turned on. Wearing a black dress and matching heels, the first thing she does is take off her shoes and throw them against the wall.
Julianna DiMaria: Fucking BULLSHIT!
Still infuriated from Homecoming in Cleveland, Julianna is letting out all of her anger and rage on her own bedroom as she takes everything on her dresser and tosses them on the floor. A hand mirror becomes shattered, a cosmetics box breaks in half, pencils of eyeliner snap, drawers are pulled completely out of the dresser and tossed on the ground, causing her bras and underwear to be scattered on the floor.
Julianna DiMaria: WHERE IS IT?
Julianna pulls out a drawer and takes out a baseball bat from it, a smirk appearing on her face as she holds the bat.
Julianna DiMaria: PERFECT!
Julianna takes a swing at the mirror in front of her, cracking it.
Julianna DiMaria: MOTHER…. *swing*.... FUCKING…. *swing*.... BULLSHIT!!!!!
The last swing completely shatters the mirror causing glass to fall over the dresser. She tosses the bat to the floor and notices that the camera is on and running.
Julianna DiMaria: OH MY GOD!
She looks down on the floor, noticing her bras and underwear are scattered all over it.
Julianna DiMaria: SHIT!
Julianna quickly scurries over to pick them all up, jam them in the drawer and then she shoves the drawer back in the dresser, though she’s only able to get it halfway in. She takes a couple of deep breaths to regain her composure before she walks over to her bed to sit on it in front of the camera. She pulls her WCG West Coast Championship from underneath the pillow and slings it over her shoulder, posturing herself as if nobody just saw the temper tantrum that just occurred.
Julianna DiMaria: Where are my shoes?
Her eyes narrow in annoyance.
Julianna DiMaria: Fuck it….
Julianna clears her throat and finally begins to cut her promo about the upcoming Ascension event.
Julianna DiMaria: I bet you’re all going to get a REAL laugh out of that, aren’t you? Just like the laugh you got when I lost my I Quit match to Adrien Cochrane at Homecoming… yeah, don’t lie, you ALL laugh at that because being the BULLIES that you are, you ALWAYS have to find an excuse to laugh at my expense because you are all so miserable you have nothing better to do with your lives than laugh at the misfortune of other people. So I lost at Homecoming. And? It’s not like Donovan Basch has ever been in an NGW ring before, right? Oh, and was I not in the AFI too, representing WCG when I went all the way to the sweet sixteen while your FAVORITES in Ruby Lance and Danni LeBlanc didn’t even make it that far? “Oh but you lost to Karari…” SHUT UP! You don’t have the right to throw that in my face anymore because I beat her SO BAD on the last Hype that well… uh… I’m not going to go there because that would be classless of me, but my point stands that I avenged that loss and I know that if I beat her then like I was supposed to, I would have won the entire fucking thing but of course, all you do is deny me because you fucking morons don’t appreciate anything. Don’t you understand that I won’t be on this roster forever? It’s only a matter of time before I am on the NGW roster PERMANENTLY and I’ll do that when I beat Melina Garrison at some point and then, you’ll all be cheering and you’ll all be happy because I’ll be gone and yet you fail to realize that you’ll miss me when I am gone.
Seriously!
Who in the world are you going to hate on now? Throughout WCG’s short history name one person that has been as hated as I have?
The Messiahs? Do people even remember they existed?
Rachel Redding? The girl that ran away from here because she couldn’t hack it?
People like Scotty Latimer bitched out because they didn’t want to deal with me, so it couldn’t have been someone like him.
And Jason Hunter? Well, he came a little too late.
I’m just saying… NOBODY is going to be able to fill my spot and you’re all going to be BEGGING ME to come back but nope… I will be on the main roster winning the NGW Spotlight Championship from Daisy Rose… which speaking of which….
EL OH EL! MASON MOORE! HAHAHAHAHA!
Julianna pauses to have a bit of a laugh riot over Mason Moore losing the NGW Spotlight Championship.
Julianna DiMaria: Fucking LOSER! Anyway… back to my point. I am the best wrestler that WCG has ever had. I AM WCG! You can’t replace a prodigal talent like me! Yet, Donovan, you sit there and you think you can take this championship from me? Okay, maybe you can, but WILL YOU? NO! Because the thing of it is, this is bigger than any match you’ve ever had in WCG, COMBINED! You couldn’t even beat Billy Danielson when he was here so what makes you think you can beat me? Is it because of the encouragement of your AIDS-infested wife? Is that it? UGH! I’ll be honest with you, you and Danni have been so fucking annoying since the day I walked through the doors in WCG. It was my pleasure to kick her fucking ass in my first match in WCG in the triple threat match with Rachel Redding and sure, she’s become better since then obviously, but you two and your shallow little love story ALWAYS made me sick. I admit it, it’s because so many people were talking about it and it pissed me off. No, it’s not because I wanted to get with you. You’re not my type, fuck boy, it’s because all the attention should have ALWAYS been on ME! From day one, it should have always been on me! And guess what? NOW it is! You should be thanking me for saving your precious company from the clutches of Ryan Keys. You should be grateful that I took that championship from him and made this title MEAN SOMETHING!
And yet, you admonish me for who I am. Just like everyone else.
Figures.
You do realize that out of the original WCG roster, you know, of those people that were on the first Hype, the only ones remaining are you, me and Danielle right?
No really, have you actually sat down and thought about it?
Think about how many people were here in WCG that either didn’t hack it despite their hype, or went up to NGW too soon, long before they were ready. People like Karari, like the Messiahs, like Trenton Kelvin, Ryan Keys, even KEG, among others… all this hype surrounding them and yet they all FAILED to make it in MY world! Then you have people like the Seventh Circle, like Ruby Lance, like Billy Danielson… they all thought they were too good for this company so they all went up to NGW thinking they were better than WCG when it turns out the Seventh Circle and Ruby Lance ultimately failed to hack it. Yet, not only did I hack it here in WCG, I STAYED! I could have said fuck it when my win loss record was a paltry six and six… or when I couldn’t buy a win for shit for three Hypes in a row… or when I continued to have the worst luck ever on Unscripted when I was being shoehorned into opening matches by Kaylee “Conflict of Interest” Kassie and losing matches because of shitty tag team partners…. Thanks and FUCK YOU for costing me that match against the Messiahs by the way you fucking disgrace!
I KNOW you did that on purpose just to embarrass me and don’t you dare deny it!
ANYWAY, back to my point.
I had to deal with so much bullshit to get to where I am today and I could have walked away, and yet, I’m still here. Heck, I could have also done what others did and move up to NGW before I was ready. But NO, neither of those things happened. Yet, who appreciates it? NOBODY! You don’t, Danielle doesn’t, Melina doesn’t… the only one that does is Jimmy because he’s the only one on this roster other than me that has a brain. Everyone wants you to beat me so bad, but what those fucking nimrods fail to realize is that if you beat me for this championship, things are going to go right back to the way they were with Ryan Keys. You want to know how I know that? Because since I won this championship back at Rise, aside from Twitter, there were only two times we interacted in that ring: the aforementioned tag team match at Unscripted when you purposely kicked me in the face to humiliate me in my first match as the WCG West Coast Champion, and the previous Hype when you decided to mug me like a coward along with Karari after I sent her dreams straight to hell. Other than that? You’ve avoided me. You weren’t the one that distracted me in my one on one match with Melina. No, that was Alechs Aurelio. You didn’t come out and confront me after I sent that son of a bitch packing from NGW, did you? Nope. You’ve ducked me. You’ve avoided me. You’ve basically gotten the jump on me when it’s advantageous for you to do so. So… what does that say about you?
You’re no man! You’re a boy! And Danni should be ashamed of herself for being married to someone like you. Somewhere in there, you’re afraid of me. Why have you only confronted me physically twice, BOTH times being from behind? While I’m out there raising hell against the Guardians, you’re sitting on your ass losing to Billy Danielson and getting AIDS from Danielle during your honeymoon and so help me god if you’re both the WCG champions when this is all said and done, I will quit WCG because the last thing I want to do is have MY WORLD be conquered by some idiot who cares more about fucking his wife… who by the way is sleeping with everyone in the building including the guy selling popcorn... than he does about being a champion. I have done EVERYTHING to make this title mean something. I have done EVERYTHING to represent this company the proper way and to have that ruined by YOU?
Fuck that!
And fuck you too… wait, never mind… I’d catch Danni’s AIDS.
But hey, at Ascension, in MY hometown, I’m going to put a stop to all of this. So laugh at my “downfall” all you want, because in the end, I’M the one getting the last laugh when I ruin your hopes and dreams, just like I did to Ryan Keys and just like I did to Karari Makelah.
Now if you’ll excuse me…
Jimmy’s waiting for me in the guest room so we can have sex!
Julianna scoffs and slides off the bed showing all confidence and no shame in her abilities and her antics as she shuts the camera off. Once she does so, she leaves the bedroom so she can meet her boyfriend James Pridmore in the guest room of her San Diego home.