Post by alanenvy on Jan 7, 2018 14:54:15 GMT -5
The scene opens up to an exact replica of Matt Shields throne room where every show he sits there cutting promos that put people to sleep more than actually entertains them. In the background some kind of stupid medieval shit is playing as Alan Envy walks in carrying a bag from Party City. He keeps looking into it smiling as he finally noticed the camera was on him.
Alan: Oh!! Hi there. Allow me to welcome you to the hallowed hall of Matt Shields….the King of the Heavyweights. Now I'm not to sure what he did to call himself that besides the fact he was too boring without the gimmick but hey we can just go with it. Of course this whole room here is a replica. But is it really a replica? I got all this crap from the same prop store he bought his at.
Envy laughs as he looks into the bag again.
Alan: Man….can wrestling be fake sometimes. I watched...well...tried to watch your promo you decided to insult people with by actually thinking it was good. So let me get this straight...I'm an idiot because I am coming into NGW about to debut at Homecoming with a lot of buzz and hype because well….I'm Alan Envy. I'm a multi time World champion...I am a Horsemen...one of the most in demand professional wrestlers in the world and the only 6 star performer in this business. I guess that makes me an idiot right?
Envy strokes his chin.
Alan: Yet you sit on a prop throne….wearing a crown you bought on your head and call yourself a king. A grown ass man in a Halloween costume that calls himself the King of the Heavyweights. You know Matt it's easy to think you are a King when you've hid behind the sanctuary of NGW and had success against the same damn people over and over and over again. But the times are a changin kid. This company is getting more talent into it than ever before. This phony proclamation you base yourself on is going to crumble around you. Because let's face it. Everyone that has declared them a King or a God whether in history or in this business has always fallen...and fallen hard. Your downfall begins at Homecoming when reality finally penetrates your thick head and slaps you in the face. That reality is me...Alan Envy.
He reaches into the Party City bag and pulls out a crown, scepter, shield, and a plastic cape. He looks at everything as he then walks and set on the throne.
Alan: I know what you have accomplished Matt….I know you were the longest reigning champion in NGW history. I know you are one half of the tag team champions...even though you and Tillman beat two cupcakes in Billy Danielson and my disgrace to my family nephew to win them. But as far as you being the longest reigning champion you need to realize that it's the past. No one cares what you did before...and it doesn't matter whether it's 2 years ago or 2 minutes ago. What matter is right now….and right now you are just an NGW guy that has stayed tucked away in his own….and I kean your own world. Me…..I'm an international star and super over. And now I'm here in NGW where just like everywhere else I have been I'll prove that I am the best. Period.
Envy looks down at the costume.
Alan: Who knows….maybe after Homecoming I'll proclaim that there is a new King of the Heavyweights. I mean I would look better than you do in that Halloween costume than you do…..actually on second thought….I don't want to look like an idiot.
See you in Cleveland King….
Alan: Oh!! Hi there. Allow me to welcome you to the hallowed hall of Matt Shields….the King of the Heavyweights. Now I'm not to sure what he did to call himself that besides the fact he was too boring without the gimmick but hey we can just go with it. Of course this whole room here is a replica. But is it really a replica? I got all this crap from the same prop store he bought his at.
Envy laughs as he looks into the bag again.
Alan: Man….can wrestling be fake sometimes. I watched...well...tried to watch your promo you decided to insult people with by actually thinking it was good. So let me get this straight...I'm an idiot because I am coming into NGW about to debut at Homecoming with a lot of buzz and hype because well….I'm Alan Envy. I'm a multi time World champion...I am a Horsemen...one of the most in demand professional wrestlers in the world and the only 6 star performer in this business. I guess that makes me an idiot right?
Envy strokes his chin.
Alan: Yet you sit on a prop throne….wearing a crown you bought on your head and call yourself a king. A grown ass man in a Halloween costume that calls himself the King of the Heavyweights. You know Matt it's easy to think you are a King when you've hid behind the sanctuary of NGW and had success against the same damn people over and over and over again. But the times are a changin kid. This company is getting more talent into it than ever before. This phony proclamation you base yourself on is going to crumble around you. Because let's face it. Everyone that has declared them a King or a God whether in history or in this business has always fallen...and fallen hard. Your downfall begins at Homecoming when reality finally penetrates your thick head and slaps you in the face. That reality is me...Alan Envy.
He reaches into the Party City bag and pulls out a crown, scepter, shield, and a plastic cape. He looks at everything as he then walks and set on the throne.
Alan: I know what you have accomplished Matt….I know you were the longest reigning champion in NGW history. I know you are one half of the tag team champions...even though you and Tillman beat two cupcakes in Billy Danielson and my disgrace to my family nephew to win them. But as far as you being the longest reigning champion you need to realize that it's the past. No one cares what you did before...and it doesn't matter whether it's 2 years ago or 2 minutes ago. What matter is right now….and right now you are just an NGW guy that has stayed tucked away in his own….and I kean your own world. Me…..I'm an international star and super over. And now I'm here in NGW where just like everywhere else I have been I'll prove that I am the best. Period.
Envy looks down at the costume.
Alan: Who knows….maybe after Homecoming I'll proclaim that there is a new King of the Heavyweights. I mean I would look better than you do in that Halloween costume than you do…..actually on second thought….I don't want to look like an idiot.
See you in Cleveland King….
