Post by Izzy Roxx on Dec 2, 2017 13:02:16 GMT -5
'Triple threats, man. Freaking triple threats.'
The latest video uploaded to the West Coast Genesis website begins with teenaged fan-favourite Izzy Roxx shaking her head, a forlorn expression on her features. Sitting against a non-descript wall, with only a few posters of emo and metal bands lining it, the brunette is quick to continue:
'What do you want me to say, man? It's a triple threat. Another one. The last one of these I was in was against a couple of other newcomers, and I got two moves in the entire match. I spent more time on my back than anything else. This time, it's against a champion, and somebody with huge hype. So yeah...what do you want me to say?'
Izzy shrugs.
'And I know. It can't get much worse than two freaking moves, right? Unless it's no freaking moves...'
The teen shrugs again as she continues:
'And yeah, I know. Things have changed since then. Like me landing the Rocketship. Except one, I didn't even land it on TV – so unless somebody out there was filming it, people are still gonna think I'm lying. And two, that was the only time I landed it. Out of a thousand million billion tries, I landed that one. So yeah. The more things change, or whatever.'
Izzy has another gesture of disappointment as she proceeds:
'Oh, and I guess I got a win over Chris Marks. Yay! Go me, right? Except everyone has beaten Marks. At this point, it's like defeating a Magikarp. Call me when you catch a Legendary...know what I'm saying?'
The teenager brings her gaze up off the floor and back to camera level as she continues:
'So yeah. There's not a whole lot else I can say. I'm not gonna sit here and pretend like I can win the match, 'cause that would be lame. I guess I could tell a bunch'a reference jokes, but then you guys would all stop watching. So all I'm gonna say is this...Shawn and Tasmin both said they hoped we could have a good match. And I do, too. I hope we can at least give the people out there what they came to see. And hey, who knows? Maybe this time I won't spend the entire match on my back. Maybe this time I'll get to blast off Across the Izzyverse and fly around a bit. Heck, maybe I'll even crash land the Rocketship close enough to somebody that it actually does damage, like I did last time. 'Cause hey...after all...it can't get much worse than two moves, right?'
With that, and a dry, self-deprecating chuckle, Izzy reaches into frame to turn off her webcam, ending the video.