Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2017 21:43:11 GMT -5
“The devastating Hurricane Billy Continues to destroy the West Coast, leaving a path of destruction as it heads towards the city of San Francisco!”
We open on Billy Danielson in the Midnight Steel Weather Room! There is a map of California with a fake hurricane wind pattern heading towards the central coast of California, as Danielson shows the “storms path”. In the eye of the storm, there is the Midnight Horsemen logo, and the Moscone Center and Oracle Arena are circled on the map. He continues his “weather predictions”
“Now, it is predicted to hit San Francisco in Ten Days, as it seems to be heading towards the Moscone Center, which is supposed to be hosting Hype 6 that day. Here at Midnight Steel Weather, encourage you to take cover, as there have already been a number of deaths (in career) from this chaotic storm. Donovan Basch’s momentum, Ryan Keys’ credibility, The relationship of Hunter and Richards, Adam Sanders (whoever that is), and Juliana DiMaria’s stability as Champion have been the most notable casualties in the passing weeks.
We promise that this storm will not be slowing down, as it gets closer to San Francisco and the much anticipated Squared Circle Convention. If you think you are going to be caught in its path, please, evacuate! If that means quitting your job and changing your name to literally anything other than Caspian Kace, than do so, because YOU ARE AT RISK, and as long as you stay in the West Coast, well, you better hope that this Hurricane gets called up (the coast), because he has been more devastating than Harvey, Irma, and Maria combined!
This warning also goes out to those who may be seeking shelter at the Oracle Arena in Oakland, because we still have no idea if Hurricane Billy will be reaching you too. We may not even know until it’s too late, so please, be safe and be smart, because this storm is a ruthless and reckless monster of a storm that will most definitely bend you to it’s will until it hits you like a Chicago Blackout.
More news on the deadliest storm in history at 11,
Now back to Billy Danielson in the studio!”
The scene transitions to Billy Danielson, sitting behind the Midnight Steel News desk, in a different suit. He smirks, as he begins to speak.
“Thank you Billy, and as he said more news will come about Hurricane Billy as the night progresses, but for now, let’s watch this cute video of a weasel doing flips. ”
A video of Caspian Kace doing ariel wrestling moves, plays to cute clown music, and adorable sound effects are added to further degrade the video of impressive highlights. The video ends and we cut back to Billy Danielson laughing at the video, as if it had really been a cute little weasel doing stunts!
“Look at how cute that stupid ugly little weasel acts! It’s almost like it thinks it’s people or something! Doesn’t that just warm your heart? Anyways, a man was killed last week, as a stampede of horses came through the Long Beach Convention Center. His girlfriend watched in horror as the horses literally stomped him to death. It was very brutal, and upsetting. Luckily we got it all on tape. Viewer discretion is advised, because as I said before, the scene is very brutal.”
A video of Billy Danielson hitting Jason Hunter with the Glass Ceiling Breaker, and Melina Garrison hitting her Bad Girls Dream moonsault, as Tasmin Richards screams at the referee to turn around and save Jason. However, when the referee turns around, it was too late.
We cut back to Billy at the desk, and he continues speaking.
“Such an awesome show of force and brutality by such beautiful creatures. It’s a shame their majesty got wasted on a redneck with a mullet and a 12 year old goth girl.
In Other news, Seattle Pro World Heavyweight Champion, Billy Danielson released a statement earlier today about his matchup with The Ferret King Caspian Kace.
What a disgustingly stupid name. I hope that his parents didn’t name him that!
Anyways, here is what he had to say about his match at Hype 6!”
A video cut is made, but it goes directly to News Anchor Billy cutting a live promo.
“At Hype 6, in the Moscone Center in San Francisco, I will defeat Caspian Kace. Point blank. There is no way I won’t. Remember when you all were questioning how well I would do against the likes of Donovan Basch, and how he said he would beat me and teach me respect. Me neither, because everyone knew that there is no way a guy like him would ever defeat a guy like me. That’s the guy considered to be the next West Coast Champion, and I BEAT HIM. I wiped the floor with the dude, and didn’t even pull out my trademark super special awesome knee strike, The Chicago Blackout. I beat him with just a really cool move I like to do. That’s how good I am.
So what on MY green earth would allow anyone to even think, even for a moment, that I could lose against that acrobatic gopher in yoga pants? Honestly, I’m surprised I didn’t get my match with Juliana yet, especially after the way I dominated her contender, and abused her on twitter, as she continues to subtweet the world in ridiculous fashion.
I am the metaphorical monkey wrench in every plan made by everyone involved in West Coast Genesis, and I won’t be done until I either unseat a champion, or until Devlin Scott says enough is enough and pulls the mercy rule on West Coast Genesis! However, at Hype 6, there is no mercy rule for you Caspian. There is only getting beaten by Billy Danielson, and getting beaten badly by Billy Danielson at that. So start making your rally plans for after Hype 6, make sure you have the best plan to make it back up those ranks and up that ladder, because you will NOT be using Billy Danielson as some sort of stepping stone or statement.
You will be kicked off the mountain, as I continue to make myself comfortable up here at the peak! I’ll see you at C2 Con, and make sure to get your contingencies ready,
because things are about to get
…
GREAT!”
Billy smirks as the scene fades to black, just to go back to Billy sitting at the same desk, with a fake news anchor smile!
”Wow, what a great role model!”
Billy looks into space, as if daydreaming about himself. He quickly shakes himself out of it, and goes back to speaking!
”Anyways, we go to Billy in the field, but first, a word from our sponsors!”
He continues to fake smile, as the scene actually fades to black and closes!!
We open on Billy Danielson in the Midnight Steel Weather Room! There is a map of California with a fake hurricane wind pattern heading towards the central coast of California, as Danielson shows the “storms path”. In the eye of the storm, there is the Midnight Horsemen logo, and the Moscone Center and Oracle Arena are circled on the map. He continues his “weather predictions”
“Now, it is predicted to hit San Francisco in Ten Days, as it seems to be heading towards the Moscone Center, which is supposed to be hosting Hype 6 that day. Here at Midnight Steel Weather, encourage you to take cover, as there have already been a number of deaths (in career) from this chaotic storm. Donovan Basch’s momentum, Ryan Keys’ credibility, The relationship of Hunter and Richards, Adam Sanders (whoever that is), and Juliana DiMaria’s stability as Champion have been the most notable casualties in the passing weeks.
We promise that this storm will not be slowing down, as it gets closer to San Francisco and the much anticipated Squared Circle Convention. If you think you are going to be caught in its path, please, evacuate! If that means quitting your job and changing your name to literally anything other than Caspian Kace, than do so, because YOU ARE AT RISK, and as long as you stay in the West Coast, well, you better hope that this Hurricane gets called up (the coast), because he has been more devastating than Harvey, Irma, and Maria combined!
This warning also goes out to those who may be seeking shelter at the Oracle Arena in Oakland, because we still have no idea if Hurricane Billy will be reaching you too. We may not even know until it’s too late, so please, be safe and be smart, because this storm is a ruthless and reckless monster of a storm that will most definitely bend you to it’s will until it hits you like a Chicago Blackout.
More news on the deadliest storm in history at 11,
Now back to Billy Danielson in the studio!”
The scene transitions to Billy Danielson, sitting behind the Midnight Steel News desk, in a different suit. He smirks, as he begins to speak.
“Thank you Billy, and as he said more news will come about Hurricane Billy as the night progresses, but for now, let’s watch this cute video of a weasel doing flips. ”
A video of Caspian Kace doing ariel wrestling moves, plays to cute clown music, and adorable sound effects are added to further degrade the video of impressive highlights. The video ends and we cut back to Billy Danielson laughing at the video, as if it had really been a cute little weasel doing stunts!
“Look at how cute that stupid ugly little weasel acts! It’s almost like it thinks it’s people or something! Doesn’t that just warm your heart? Anyways, a man was killed last week, as a stampede of horses came through the Long Beach Convention Center. His girlfriend watched in horror as the horses literally stomped him to death. It was very brutal, and upsetting. Luckily we got it all on tape. Viewer discretion is advised, because as I said before, the scene is very brutal.”
A video of Billy Danielson hitting Jason Hunter with the Glass Ceiling Breaker, and Melina Garrison hitting her Bad Girls Dream moonsault, as Tasmin Richards screams at the referee to turn around and save Jason. However, when the referee turns around, it was too late.
We cut back to Billy at the desk, and he continues speaking.
“Such an awesome show of force and brutality by such beautiful creatures. It’s a shame their majesty got wasted on a redneck with a mullet and a 12 year old goth girl.
In Other news, Seattle Pro World Heavyweight Champion, Billy Danielson released a statement earlier today about his matchup with The Ferret King Caspian Kace.
What a disgustingly stupid name. I hope that his parents didn’t name him that!
Anyways, here is what he had to say about his match at Hype 6!”
A video cut is made, but it goes directly to News Anchor Billy cutting a live promo.
“At Hype 6, in the Moscone Center in San Francisco, I will defeat Caspian Kace. Point blank. There is no way I won’t. Remember when you all were questioning how well I would do against the likes of Donovan Basch, and how he said he would beat me and teach me respect. Me neither, because everyone knew that there is no way a guy like him would ever defeat a guy like me. That’s the guy considered to be the next West Coast Champion, and I BEAT HIM. I wiped the floor with the dude, and didn’t even pull out my trademark super special awesome knee strike, The Chicago Blackout. I beat him with just a really cool move I like to do. That’s how good I am.
So what on MY green earth would allow anyone to even think, even for a moment, that I could lose against that acrobatic gopher in yoga pants? Honestly, I’m surprised I didn’t get my match with Juliana yet, especially after the way I dominated her contender, and abused her on twitter, as she continues to subtweet the world in ridiculous fashion.
I am the metaphorical monkey wrench in every plan made by everyone involved in West Coast Genesis, and I won’t be done until I either unseat a champion, or until Devlin Scott says enough is enough and pulls the mercy rule on West Coast Genesis! However, at Hype 6, there is no mercy rule for you Caspian. There is only getting beaten by Billy Danielson, and getting beaten badly by Billy Danielson at that. So start making your rally plans for after Hype 6, make sure you have the best plan to make it back up those ranks and up that ladder, because you will NOT be using Billy Danielson as some sort of stepping stone or statement.
You will be kicked off the mountain, as I continue to make myself comfortable up here at the peak! I’ll see you at C2 Con, and make sure to get your contingencies ready,
because things are about to get
…
GREAT!”
Billy smirks as the scene fades to black, just to go back to Billy sitting at the same desk, with a fake news anchor smile!
”Wow, what a great role model!”
Billy looks into space, as if daydreaming about himself. He quickly shakes himself out of it, and goes back to speaking!
”Anyways, we go to Billy in the field, but first, a word from our sponsors!”
He continues to fake smile, as the scene actually fades to black and closes!!