Post by Jack Tillman on Oct 1, 2017 19:50:20 GMT -5
-I'm confident. Why shouldn't I? Jack is better than Blazer in every way possible. Jacks stronger. He's faster. He's smarter in that ring. Jack knows all of Blazers strengths, which isn't allot, and all his weaknesses because he's watched film on him. Jack has been training all of his life for a moment like this. Jacks not going to lose. He can't lose. Not to a little shit like Blazer who's not even worthy of polishing his boots.
-Sitting in a leather chair in my office in Chicago, Illinois, I lean towards the camera as I begin this promo. Lights…..camera…..action.
Chris Constantine: “Close your eyes. Relax. Let your mind take over for a minute or two as I do a blind study between two individuals in he world of wrestling. Take your judgements on an individual and put it aside. Don't be a fan. Don't let your emotions get the best of you. Use your brain for once in your life as I compare two individuals that you know all to well. And at the end I want you to decide who the better person is by mere back ground, education, and accomplishments.
Ready?
Let's begin
One wrestler is a second generation wrestler who's father was the legendary Boris The Butcher Tillman. Boris trained this wrestler, along with Kurt Newman, Mark Storm, and countless others who made their names in the professional wrestling industry. This wrestler was a graduate of the 2015 NJFC Dojo and the only Gaijin to graduate from the program. This wrestler trained around the world perfecting his skills over in England, South America, and Japan while also training in multiple MMA fighting styles. This wrestler trains three times a day in a state of the art gym and a personal wrestling ring to be physically ready for matches while also getting ready in a film room to be mentally ready with miles upon miles of film on current and past wrestling matches in his disposal.
This wrestler is currently wrestling in NJFC in Japan, GOL in Mexico, CWC Hollywood Pro in Los Angeles, Redefine Pro Wrestling in Chicago, Budokan Gaijin Dream in Japan, and NGW. In 2017 alone, this wrestler has won numerous titles in multiple wrestling federations while also main eventing wrestling shows and pay per views. This wrestlers is the future of professional wrestling and will be the best of the best because he has the guts, the smarts, and the infrastructure surrounding him to be the greatest of all time.”
-Leaning back in my chair I take a breather as I cross my legs and let my hands fold into one another.
Chris Constantine: “Alright now that's wrestler number one. You know who it is? The smart ones who actually follow the wrestling industry will know because they actually care. That's the market I care about because I like loyal customers who actually give a damn about this industry. Now if you haven't figured it out yet…..well then you're just the occasional fan who watches every once in awhile while you're flipping through channels. You're mostly just watching this show because you see some chick with her boobs falling out of her skimpy outfit or some comical act that is making an ass out of himself.
I'm not interested in you…..so you can go fuck off and continue to watch your crappy reality based tv show where people are whoring themselves off to the masses while they're trying to get their fifteen minutes of fame.
So second wrestler was just a normal fan growing up. A nerd. An out of shape, skinny little fucker who always dreamt of being a wrestler but just didn't have what it takes to be one. Then he saw a bunch of gimmick wrestlers perform one day in a wrestling ring and thought to himself…. I can do that. I can make people laugh in that ring. I don't need to lift weights or run ropes or know how to take a bump. I can finally fulfill my dream of being a wrestler while taking a short cut. This wrestler then paid off a nobody by the name of Johnny Maverick to teach him the bare minimum of how to be a wrestler while putting in a few good words for some promotions that need comic relief.
This wrestler has no muscles, no strength in his upper or lower body, no cardio, lack of skills in that ring, and is more concern on how to make people laugh than to actually get ready for a match against his opponent.”
-Leaning forward towards the camera, I do my best to hide a grin on my face as I continue to talk.
Chris Constantine: “So folks watching right now participating in this blind test…… who's more deserving to win between these two? Who should win when the two step into a ring with one another? Which one of the two should be holding a title while the other should be looking for work at some crappy indie fed in no where Idaho?
Should it be the wrestler who came up the right way in the wrestling industry? Or the “wrestler” that took short cuts to get where he's at today? Should it be the wrestler that's more qualified to be in the ring…….or the “wrestler” that wrestles more like an indie wrestler with two years of experience under his belt. Should it be the wrestler that looks, acts, and is proud to say that he's a professional wrestler? Or should it be the “wrestler” who doesn't put the time in, doesn't know the difference between a wrist lock and an ankle lock, and is more proud to call himself a sports entertainer than a professional wrestler.
If you haven't guessed by now…..it's Jack Tillman and Jew Blazer as the two wrestlers with Jack being the professional wrestler while Blazer is the sports entertainer. If you look at the training these two do and the preparation either one goes through to each match……it's easy to see who the better professional wrestler is. But because Jew Blazer entertains you and makes you laugh, you put your blinders on and act like the dumb fans that you truly are.
So you can go ahead and put your fan boy hats on for Blazer. Continue to cheer for the guy that's a scrawny little fuck because he reminds you of yourself. Continue to buy his crappy merchandise because that's the only reason why he's still employed in NGW. Continue to be fanatics for a clown that won't be in the wrestling business for the next three years because he doesn't have a body that can sustain a long career. It's just going to be that much sweeter when Jack destroys everyone's hopes and dreams as he finally ends the pitiful career of Jew Blazer.”
-Taking a cigar from a nearby ash tray, I place the cigar in my mouth and take a few puffs before addressing the camera one last time.
Chris Constantine: “When it's all said and done…..after all the battles are fought and the smoke clears…..one man will walk out with the Five Lakes Title….and it will be Jack Tillman because in the world of professional wrestling……the professional wrestler wins.”
-I can't help but finally let that grin come out as I continue to smoke the cigar.
-End Scene
-Sitting in a leather chair in my office in Chicago, Illinois, I lean towards the camera as I begin this promo. Lights…..camera…..action.
Chris Constantine: “Close your eyes. Relax. Let your mind take over for a minute or two as I do a blind study between two individuals in he world of wrestling. Take your judgements on an individual and put it aside. Don't be a fan. Don't let your emotions get the best of you. Use your brain for once in your life as I compare two individuals that you know all to well. And at the end I want you to decide who the better person is by mere back ground, education, and accomplishments.
Ready?
Let's begin
One wrestler is a second generation wrestler who's father was the legendary Boris The Butcher Tillman. Boris trained this wrestler, along with Kurt Newman, Mark Storm, and countless others who made their names in the professional wrestling industry. This wrestler was a graduate of the 2015 NJFC Dojo and the only Gaijin to graduate from the program. This wrestler trained around the world perfecting his skills over in England, South America, and Japan while also training in multiple MMA fighting styles. This wrestler trains three times a day in a state of the art gym and a personal wrestling ring to be physically ready for matches while also getting ready in a film room to be mentally ready with miles upon miles of film on current and past wrestling matches in his disposal.
This wrestler is currently wrestling in NJFC in Japan, GOL in Mexico, CWC Hollywood Pro in Los Angeles, Redefine Pro Wrestling in Chicago, Budokan Gaijin Dream in Japan, and NGW. In 2017 alone, this wrestler has won numerous titles in multiple wrestling federations while also main eventing wrestling shows and pay per views. This wrestlers is the future of professional wrestling and will be the best of the best because he has the guts, the smarts, and the infrastructure surrounding him to be the greatest of all time.”
-Leaning back in my chair I take a breather as I cross my legs and let my hands fold into one another.
Chris Constantine: “Alright now that's wrestler number one. You know who it is? The smart ones who actually follow the wrestling industry will know because they actually care. That's the market I care about because I like loyal customers who actually give a damn about this industry. Now if you haven't figured it out yet…..well then you're just the occasional fan who watches every once in awhile while you're flipping through channels. You're mostly just watching this show because you see some chick with her boobs falling out of her skimpy outfit or some comical act that is making an ass out of himself.
I'm not interested in you…..so you can go fuck off and continue to watch your crappy reality based tv show where people are whoring themselves off to the masses while they're trying to get their fifteen minutes of fame.
So second wrestler was just a normal fan growing up. A nerd. An out of shape, skinny little fucker who always dreamt of being a wrestler but just didn't have what it takes to be one. Then he saw a bunch of gimmick wrestlers perform one day in a wrestling ring and thought to himself…. I can do that. I can make people laugh in that ring. I don't need to lift weights or run ropes or know how to take a bump. I can finally fulfill my dream of being a wrestler while taking a short cut. This wrestler then paid off a nobody by the name of Johnny Maverick to teach him the bare minimum of how to be a wrestler while putting in a few good words for some promotions that need comic relief.
This wrestler has no muscles, no strength in his upper or lower body, no cardio, lack of skills in that ring, and is more concern on how to make people laugh than to actually get ready for a match against his opponent.”
-Leaning forward towards the camera, I do my best to hide a grin on my face as I continue to talk.
Chris Constantine: “So folks watching right now participating in this blind test…… who's more deserving to win between these two? Who should win when the two step into a ring with one another? Which one of the two should be holding a title while the other should be looking for work at some crappy indie fed in no where Idaho?
Should it be the wrestler who came up the right way in the wrestling industry? Or the “wrestler” that took short cuts to get where he's at today? Should it be the wrestler that's more qualified to be in the ring…….or the “wrestler” that wrestles more like an indie wrestler with two years of experience under his belt. Should it be the wrestler that looks, acts, and is proud to say that he's a professional wrestler? Or should it be the “wrestler” who doesn't put the time in, doesn't know the difference between a wrist lock and an ankle lock, and is more proud to call himself a sports entertainer than a professional wrestler.
If you haven't guessed by now…..it's Jack Tillman and Jew Blazer as the two wrestlers with Jack being the professional wrestler while Blazer is the sports entertainer. If you look at the training these two do and the preparation either one goes through to each match……it's easy to see who the better professional wrestler is. But because Jew Blazer entertains you and makes you laugh, you put your blinders on and act like the dumb fans that you truly are.
So you can go ahead and put your fan boy hats on for Blazer. Continue to cheer for the guy that's a scrawny little fuck because he reminds you of yourself. Continue to buy his crappy merchandise because that's the only reason why he's still employed in NGW. Continue to be fanatics for a clown that won't be in the wrestling business for the next three years because he doesn't have a body that can sustain a long career. It's just going to be that much sweeter when Jack destroys everyone's hopes and dreams as he finally ends the pitiful career of Jew Blazer.”
-Taking a cigar from a nearby ash tray, I place the cigar in my mouth and take a few puffs before addressing the camera one last time.
Chris Constantine: “When it's all said and done…..after all the battles are fought and the smoke clears…..one man will walk out with the Five Lakes Title….and it will be Jack Tillman because in the world of professional wrestling……the professional wrestler wins.”
-I can't help but finally let that grin come out as I continue to smoke the cigar.
-End Scene
