The Jew Blazer- I WILL Top Your Legacy. Na Na Na Boo Boo

"Here we are again. The same old 'Wrestling purist' telling me that my very existence is damging to the sport. It's a script countless others have recited before by many people I've beaten and I'm honestly getting pretty sick of addressing it. With that in mind I have decided to take a page out of Jack Tillman's book and bring in some representation. UKWF fans may be aware that when dealing with an opponent who can't come up with anything original or interesting to say about me and devolve into the same sweary MMA fighter that every third person in this industry seems to think is so rad, I do not respond. Instead, I allow my press secretary to do the talking for me. That's right, by popular demand allow me to reintroduce you all to....Chuck Duckpuppet!" The Blazer says.

"I am here to voice my opinion of your opponent and to eat any small bits of bread that a lonely elderly man might leave out for me. Quack." Chuck Duckpuppet says. Either Josh has become an amazing ventriloquist or Chucks voice is being done by Ronnie North. Who's to say?

"I would expect nothing less of you Chuck." The Blazer says.

"And I would expect nothing less of Chris Constantine, who in his attempts at grandiose gestures has served only to cast Jack Tillman in a negative light. Quack. Tell me, Mister Constantine was 'saving' the wrestling industry from my client just as important back when Jack Tillman got himself counted out over a meaningless squabble with Alechs Aurelio when he could have 'so easily' beaten my client that night to get the Rags to Riches briefcase? It's easy to point fingers at 'gimmicks' as a means of concealing your own inadequacies when you have no other disadvantages to prey upon, save for maybe baseless accusations that my client who values sportsmanship and kindness above all things is a 'cheater'. Quack. One wonders how bad of a beating Mr. Tillman will have to take before he is 'distracted' and gets himself counted out once more which conveniently protects his claim of never having been pinned or made to submit. One also wonders what Chris Constantine has offered this industry he is so passionate about aside from verbally polishing Jack Tillman's knob while The Jew Blazer helps teach at a wrestling school and searches for a second company to work in since the hiatus of UKWF where he was a top contender. Chris Constantine would have you believe that Jack Tillman's lack of passion is a strength. I would counter that my clients love of this industry is only matched by the ability he has shown in the ring. Perhaps you do know one or two more holds than The Blazer does, Jack. The Blazer will just have to settle for being a more decorated Redemption Wrestling Champion than you are." CHuck Duckpuppet says.

"Wow....anything else to add?" The Blazer asks.

"I am a member of the Anatidae family of birds... at least I would be were I an actual duck and not an approximation of one in puppet form. Quack." Chuck adds.

"Well said." Josh says.

"Thank you."

"Anywho, that's enough talk of Jack Tillman forever. Let's move on. Trixie has had her sights set on the Jew Gen title well before it was given a better name. She had one thing to say about me. She said that I promise devryone this was going to be my year and by golly I think I have lived up to that promise. Well this year is far from over and if you think I'm happy just winning a title and not successfully defending it then you have another thing coming. When I put the Jew Blazer symbol on this belt I didn't do it to devalue it's legacy. I did it to show that I intend to keep this belt for a very very long time. You can make as many lists as you want, Trixie. I am more than a name to cross off. You'll realize that when we are face to face. If you look past me you'll end up like so many others who looked past me did. Counting the arena lights on your back." The Blazer says.

"And at last we arrive at Caroline. Caroline who was on quite a streak of underhanded title defenses before The Jew Blazer came back into her life. Caroline who should serve as an example to anyone who thinks it's okay to cheat to win. Before she gives an excuse about how I cashed in my rags to riches shot let me remind her and everyone else that I had also wrestled a match that night the same that as she had. We were at an equal disadvantage there. I was still pretty blown up after my match but I still managed to pull it off! You're probably real sore at me, Caroline. Probably not as sore as my jaw still is when it rains sometimes but sore nonetheless. Caroline says I am a gimmicky embarassment to wrestling and uh...I really don't feel like bringing the puppet back out here to explain this again. It'll be easier to prove you wrong in the ring." The Blazer says. He puts his hand on his jaw for a moment.

"Well, I asked management for a means to add a whole heapin helping of legitimacy to my title reign and by golly it looks like I'm gonna get it. After beating the number four contender for my title I now have a chance to beat all three of the other contenders in one Superheroic Swoop! And then what? Maybe I'll open up the title to be defended against anybody! Ooh! I could do an invitational! Anyone in ANY company can challenge me for the belt! Gosh, that would be so rad! I want to defend this belt against any and everybody and then? Maybe then once I've overcome everybody else I'll challenge the World Champion. I am NOT abandoning my hope, Mr. Constantine. I have not yet begun to fight! I'm the Raddest Man on the Planet and I am walking out of Convergence with my head and my Jew Gen title held high!" The Blazer says before striking a triumphant pose.

"Did you know that a male duck is called a drake and a female is called a-"

"That bit is over!" The Blazer says, shoving Chuck Duckpuppet out of frame and returning to his pose as we fade out.