Post by Caroline O'Hara Burchill on Sept 17, 2017 19:50:15 GMT -5
CAROLINE
the new classic.
"IT'S ABOUT TIME I GET BACK WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY MINE. NO MORE BULLSHIT and no more games."
"Well, here we are. Convergence. Brooklyn. The New Gen Championship is on the line, and I finally get the chance to get back a title that should've never been taken away from me in the first place."
"I mean, I already racked up an impressive title reign with the championship. For one-hundred and forty-seven days, I proudly carried a name with prestige, honor, and merit. I showed everyone that I am a formidable champion and my name deserves to be synonymous with Redemption Wrestling. No one in this promotion can touch me. I traveled the world carrying the championship with me, repping its name and making both this promotion and my own name well-known."
"I am by far one of the greatest - if not the greatest - champions in Redemption Wrestling."
"And I wanted to make the New Gen Championship mean something. I said that I was open to any and all challengers months ago, but no one took up on my offer. It was only when I started to slip up a bit that pathetic little bitches like Trixie and Tillman ran their mouths about how I wasn't doing anything of note and proclaimed themselves to be better suited as champions."
"Which, by the way, is a very fun thing. I mean, sure, the two of you were able to beat me while I was the champion. Good job on that one! However, if you were so hellbent on being the New Gen Champion and giving me a challenge, then how come neither one of you stepped up to the belt when I said that I was ready for all comers leading up to WrestleForce? The two of you weren't focused on being champions then! No, you were just lollygagging and being a pair of fucktards doing fuck all while I was making the title more prestigious by the second."
"You guys didn't want to step up to me back then, so don't go talking shit about how you're better than me just because the two of you managed to get one-up on me when the title wasn't even up for grabs."
"Trust me. On any given night while I was the New Gen Champion and my championship was on the line, I would've mopped the mat with your fucking faces. You guys want to be ignorant little bastards thinking you have the chance to become champions, but the simple fact of the matter is that that title is mine. The two of you are in for a rude awakening once that bell rings. I'll kick you in your fucking faces and snap your limbs one by one just so that you will remember why I even won the New Gen Championship in the first place."
"I'm no weak bitch. I'm a vicious killer; a ruthless hunter that'll go in and zero in on my prey. So, Trixie, Tillman, and Blazer? Consider yourselves my targets. I'm aiming for the kill and I'll make sure to destroy each and every single last one of you."
"Oh. And, speaking of which... how could I ever forget about you, Blazer? Are you still on cloud nine, buddy? Excited that, for once in your pathetic, mediocre career that you finally accomplished the one thing that you've been wanting so desperately to get?"
"I'll give you credit - what you did at One Night Only was slick as fuck. I didn't think that you would be so brazen enough to pop up and seize the opportunity after my match with Betsy. I guess that's what I get for underestimating you, huh? Anything can truly happen in professional wrestling, and it just so happened that The Jew Blazer can actually beat Caroline O'Hara Burchill."
"However, will the same thing happen again at Convergence? Can Blazer hold on to what is near and dear to him and survive what is undoubtedly going to be the most hostile and cutthroat match of his entire career?"
"..."
"..."
"...No. Absolutely fucking not."
"You see, Blazer, you might have been able to squeak by and take the New Gen Championship away from me once already, but the reality of the situation is that you won't be so lucky the second time around when we meet in the ring."
"Oh no, Blazer. I'm afraid that you are in for the most miserable thrashing of your entire life."
"You see, I want my gold back. I'd like to further set an example for everyone on the roster and truly cement myself as the most dominant champion to ever grace Redemption Wrestling. I want to break people down while building myself up as an icon; a superstar; an absolute fucking legend. It's what I was built to do. I was made to be better than you, Blazer, and everyone else here. The pride of a champion is innate to me, and gold is pretty much installed into my DNA."
"But you, Blazer? Tch. People like you shouldn't be a champion."
"You're a joke; a punchline; a walking exclamation point, and the fact that you snuck on by and took the New Gen Championship away from me has left a lingering bitter taste in my mouth. I cannot live with the fact that a scoundrel like you is embarrassing this promotion. Every single day that you carry that belt, you continue to devalue it. You continue to insult people like me who are made for this shit and, above all else?"
"You're just disposable, incompetent and asinine little fool."
"But hey. It's all my fault. My own failure to defend what was mine has allowed for an idiot like you to walk around here with a title in the first place. However, at Convergence, I get to correct my mistakes. I'll be able to save the New Gen Championship and continue to build a legacy that not a lot of people can ever replicate."
"You, Tillman and Trixie are nothing more than a bunch of plucky little bastards that have grown to be nuisances as the weeks have gone by. None of you will be leaving with the championship, and I can fucking guarantee that."
"I already made a massive imprint in Redemption Wrestling, and the three of you will never be able to top my legacy. That's a fact."