Post by Jack Tillman on Sept 17, 2017 10:24:20 GMT -5
-Hour before Convergence starts. Hour before the cameras start rolling and the fans start cheering. Speaking of fans, they've already started to make their way into he arena. It's like watching cattle being led to the slaughter house. All in lines waiting to be shot in the face, ripped and torn apart, and then packed and shipped to your local super market.
-Go ahead and buy the merchandise. 20 bucks will get you a stylish Fujiwara shirt. Or maybe a Trixie shirt is more your deal. Or you know….there is always that cool looking Jack Tillman T-Shirt. But go ahead and get that super large soda drink that your fat ass doesn't need. Stuff your face with hotdogs and popcorn as well. Carry around your signs and meet up with people who have the same interest as you do. Be the mindless fools that you all are. Doesn't matter to me because at the end of the day…….I already got you money. So boo at me. Throw shit at me. Yell at me and cuss me out because I have thousands of dollars of your money in my wallet.
-Only difference between people in the wrestling business and a prostitute is…….well……there really isn't a difference. Both get paid for their services. Someone is always getting fucked. We're use to wearing barely any clothing and some times close to nothing at all. Someone is always on top while someone else is always on bottom. And there is always the money shot…..just replace sperm with a green mist to the face. Both burn your eyes and both are hard to get out of your hair.
-Don't ask how I know this.
-Standing by the curtain that leads to the arena floor, the camera gets a good view of what's written on the curtain.
“Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here.”
-Made it especially for tonight and for this promo I'm about to cut. Need to let everyone know that this is Jack night. Fuck Jew Blazer. Fuck Burchill. And fuck Trixie. Not a single one of these infidels are worthy of lacing up the boots straps of Jack. They know it. The fans know it. The front office knows it. Three sports entertainers vs. a professional wrestler. That's why they're doing this whole four way dance for the New Gen Title. If it was Jack against any of these competitors in singles competition, Jack would kill each and everyone of them and show that they're nothing but weekend warriors in that ring. So to give Jew Blazer a fighting chance and to keep the Jew Blazer merch in supply for the kids, let him try to sneak a win out against Jack.
-Not tonight though. No more games. No more stupid puns. No more jokes and empty hearted threats. Jacks going down to that ring and ripping everyone apart. And there isn't anyone that's going to stop him. Not the fans. Not the wrestlers. Not even Devlin Scott.
-Lights, camera, action Mr. Producer. Let's get this promo going then.
Chris Constantine: “Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here. I made this specially for tonight for Jew Blazer, Burchill, and Trixie since all three will be in the same ring with Jack Tillman tonight. I wanted to remind you all what is coming tonight when you step in the ring with Jack Tillman. I want you all to remember what Jack has done to each and everyone of you in that ring…..either it be on a house show or it be in front of a camera.
How many times has Jack left you in the middle of a wrestling ring broken and unable to move Trixie? How many times has Jack flung you around like the rag doll that you are Trixie and left you questioning yourself if this is the industry that you want to be apart of? How many more times does Jack have to lay you defeated and broken in that ring before you give this fantasy of yours up of being a professional wrestler? Because the more times you step into that ring with Jack….the shorter your career will be.
Oh and let's not forgot about Burchill because everyone else has pretty much forgotten about her. The longest reigning New Gen Champion in Redemptions history even though no one can remember who she beat to get it and no one can name one person she's defeated the entire time that she's held the title. The little girl who's defeated……..well no one really. But she had that classic title defense against…….well no one. But she's had some classic Redemption matches with……oh wait…..no one. Burchill has always just been a wallflower here in Redemption and could care less about this company as she goes and has her fun over in 4CW and any other fed that she day dreams through. Burchill I want you to remember all the times you stepped in the ring with Jack on the road shows. I want you to remember all the times you stared up at the ceiling as the ref counted to three. I want you know that Jack could had taken that New Gen Title at any time he wanted to because you Burchill are nothing and will always be nothing.
And let's not forget about the current champ himself…..the Jew Blazer. One of the biggest gimmick wrestlers out there today. Every time you step into that ring Blazer, I die a little bit inside and cry for the industry that I love because when I look at you and what you do in that ring…..nothing screams wrestler. All I see is a sports entertainer who's better at making people laugh than performing a simple head lock in that ring. I see a pencil neck geek who can't bench his own weight, let alone do 10 push ups. But you got that heart. You got that soul. You have that determination to prove the doubters wrong and fulfill your dream of being a great wrestler. Well tonight Blazer……Jacks going to end your dream. He's going to beat the living crap out of you. Then he's going to take away your New Gen Title. And then finally……for once and for all…..he's going to end your attempt to rape this industry and bring professional wrestling back to where it needs to be…..away from sports entertainment.
Jack “The Ripper” Tillman. Never been pinned. Never been submitted. Never lost the Genesis Title. One of, if not, the most dangerous man in Redemption….past….present….and future. Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here.”
-A slight grin comes across my face as I walk past the camera. Before the scene ends, the camera keeps a lock onto the quote on the curtain as the scene slowly….fades……to…………black.