Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2017 15:58:16 GMT -5
Dark red lips, almost the color of blood is the very first thing we see. Then the camera slowly pulls back to reveal the pale tattooed covered flesh of Aaynet, and behind her the massive frame of Gunnar Wahl. Aaynet has opted for a long black skirt and a blood red corset, while Gunnarwears black shorts and a grey Minnesota Vikings workout shirt. He seems unphased by the camera as he curls a fifty pound dumbbell in each hand.
"So, Karston has left me to talk about the lesser of our opponents. Or is it us, Gunnar?"
Aaynet turns to look at the lumbering mastodon like man. He looks over, stopping his workout for a few seconds.
"If I need to say anything, I'll say it."
He goes right back to curling the weights as Aaynet smirks slightly.
"There's the nearly silent monster that I know and love. So back to the matter at hand. As I said earlier, Karston has left it to us to speak on the lesser of our opponents. Now for those who did watch Karston's earlier video, you're probably saying to yourself 'but he talked about John Blade, there's nobody lesser than him.' If you didn't watch, but heard the name John Blade, you're probably thinking, who could be less important than John Blade? Who could be less of a threat than John Blade? Who could ever be less dangerous to your ability to get a win, than John Blade? How in the World is there anyone that you consider to be less than John Blade? Enter... Alicia Hixx. The protege of John Blade? Maybe the girlfriend of John Blade? Or is she the sister of John Blade? Gunnar, how in the hell are these two losers connected?"
She turns back to Gunnar, and he stops his workout once more, this time sitting the weights down.
"There's two theories about that. Theory one, she's a ring rat who he picked up at a show in Cleveland, liked her and decided to train her. There's some merit to that because everyone knows that nothing good ever has or ever will come out of Cleveland. Theory two, they trained at the same wrestling academy, realized that they weren't that good, but since tag team wrestling has faded in popularity over the years, they thought they could team p and maybe have a chance to win a tag team title or two. Both of them have some merit, but I lean towards the second one just because them thinking they could ever be champions, is incredibly stupid."
"And both of them are incredibly stupid."
Gunnar nods his head, and Aaynet gives him a pat on the shoulder before he goes back to his training.
"Truth be told, the reason they're a team doesn't really matter. The only thing that matters is that they're the first team to fall to us on our way to becoming the Redemption Wrestling tag team champions. Alicia, I know that once again there wasn't much focus on you. I guess it's just because the only interesting thing about you, is your partnership with the perennial loser, John Blade. I would say prepare to lose again on Sunday, but I have no doubt that you and he are more than prepared for that."
Aaynet gives a somewhat sarcastic smile as the recording slowly fades to black.
"So, Karston has left me to talk about the lesser of our opponents. Or is it us, Gunnar?"
Aaynet turns to look at the lumbering mastodon like man. He looks over, stopping his workout for a few seconds.
"If I need to say anything, I'll say it."
He goes right back to curling the weights as Aaynet smirks slightly.
"There's the nearly silent monster that I know and love. So back to the matter at hand. As I said earlier, Karston has left it to us to speak on the lesser of our opponents. Now for those who did watch Karston's earlier video, you're probably saying to yourself 'but he talked about John Blade, there's nobody lesser than him.' If you didn't watch, but heard the name John Blade, you're probably thinking, who could be less important than John Blade? Who could be less of a threat than John Blade? Who could ever be less dangerous to your ability to get a win, than John Blade? How in the World is there anyone that you consider to be less than John Blade? Enter... Alicia Hixx. The protege of John Blade? Maybe the girlfriend of John Blade? Or is she the sister of John Blade? Gunnar, how in the hell are these two losers connected?"
She turns back to Gunnar, and he stops his workout once more, this time sitting the weights down.
"There's two theories about that. Theory one, she's a ring rat who he picked up at a show in Cleveland, liked her and decided to train her. There's some merit to that because everyone knows that nothing good ever has or ever will come out of Cleveland. Theory two, they trained at the same wrestling academy, realized that they weren't that good, but since tag team wrestling has faded in popularity over the years, they thought they could team p and maybe have a chance to win a tag team title or two. Both of them have some merit, but I lean towards the second one just because them thinking they could ever be champions, is incredibly stupid."
"And both of them are incredibly stupid."
Gunnar nods his head, and Aaynet gives him a pat on the shoulder before he goes back to his training.
"Truth be told, the reason they're a team doesn't really matter. The only thing that matters is that they're the first team to fall to us on our way to becoming the Redemption Wrestling tag team champions. Alicia, I know that once again there wasn't much focus on you. I guess it's just because the only interesting thing about you, is your partnership with the perennial loser, John Blade. I would say prepare to lose again on Sunday, but I have no doubt that you and he are more than prepared for that."
Aaynet gives a somewhat sarcastic smile as the recording slowly fades to black.
