Post by Izzy Roxx on Aug 12, 2017 16:59:45 GMT -5
The latest video uploaded to the West Coast Genesis website opens with the iconic – and very much copyrighted – theme song from Rocky, which plays over an establishing shot of some steps. No, not those steps – the steps leading up to the entrance of a large white building, identified in huge orange letters across the top of the door as Beverly Hills High School.
It is into this relatively peaceful scene that, a moment later, a black-clad figure erupts, waving their arms in the air exuberantly as they leap up and down. Even though the subject has its back to the camera, it is easy to see that they are female, and the bight blue highlights scattered across an otherwise jet-black mass of hair give a fairly good idea of just who this mysterious apparition might be.
A moment later, all such doubts are dispelled, as the figure turns to face the camera and reveals itself to be, indeed, none other than Genesis up-and-comer Izzy Roxx. Then, as the theme to Rocky slowly begins to fade out, she leans into the camera, so that her face is in extreme close-up, and excitedly begins:
'What-up-Izzy-VERSE! You know who this is! It's your Intergalactic Empress, your Fearless Leader, your Cheeso Supremo, that Izztraordinary girl, the one, the only...IZZZZZYYYY ROOOOXXXXX!!'
The sound of canned cheering takes over the soundtrack, as Izzy waves her arms in celebration once more and an annotation appears directly below her:
'THUMBS UP FOR AWSOM NICKNAMES!'
As quickly as they appeared, however, the letters vanish, putting the focus on Izzy once more. The teenager is, predictably, quick to take this opportunity, as she continues:
'That's right, Izzyverse...it's been a while, but I'm back in style! And just in time for my very first...PAY-PER-VIEW MATCH!!!!'
The celebration scene, complete with canned cheering, takes place once more, though with a slightly different annotation this time:
'THUMBS UP FOR PPV DEBUTS!!!'
Then, after another moment, Izzy continues:
'You heard it right, Izzynauts! THIS very weekend, right here in Southern California, you're gonna get to see your favorite cool kid wrestle...ON PAY-PER-VIEW, BABY!!'
Yet another brief celebration ensues, before Izzy proceeds:
'Heck yeah, chicks and dudes. Your Fearless Leader is making it big, and YOU all get to come along for the ride. So fasten your seat belts, put your helmets on and keep your arms and legs inside the rocket ship at all times...'cause we're about to take a trip Across the Izzyverse. Next stop: Venus!'
Izzy briefly strikes a superhero pose – complete with more canned cheering and the caption 'THUMBS UP FOR AWSOM POSES!!!1' – before continuing:
'That's right, Venus. The girl who is a goddess AND a planet at the same time. And I'm not gonna lie, that's pretty freakin' cool. And I bet she thinks because of that, she's not gonna have any trouble beating me. But you see...what she's forgetting is...she may be a goddess and a planet...but I'm a GALACTIC EMPRESS of a whole UNIVERSE!!'
'THUMBS UP FOR GALACTIC EMPIRES' appears underneath the teenager as she strikes another three-second pose, before proceeding:
'So yeah, Venus de Mybutt! It's not gonna be as easy as you think. 'Cause see, you may be cool and stuff...but I'm cooler. And you may be more experienced or whatever...but you're not Izz-traordinary. And when we get into that ring on Sunday, ON PAY-PER-VIEW...in front of A MILLION BILLION PEOPLE...!!!!'
Izzy makes an inhuman effort to contain her excitement as she concludes:
'...you're gonna find out what happens to a wrestling planet goddess when it enters the Izzyverse.'
Izzy does her best attempt at an evil grin.
'Venus...on Sunday, at Crossroad Rise...
...I'm gonna knock you out of orbit.'
With that, the teenager exits stage right, leaving one last annotation to take over the screen for a long moment:
'THUMBS UP FOR AWSOM ONE-LINERS'
A few seconds later, the video ends.