Post by JMav/JGold/RNorth/MKarloff on Oct 19, 2016 21:02:43 GMT -5
JOSHUA GOLDSTEIN
Open Invite
Wrestling ring. Josh Goldstein. Gym shorts. Def Leppard t-shirt. Worn out sneakers. Go.
“For those of you who only know me as the Jew Blazer...my name is Joshua Goldstein. Until recently I was just an employee at this Rec Center that was owned by my trainer and mentor Johnny Maverick but now...I'm a co-owner. This is one of my favorite places in the world and when things were looking bad and like it was going to shut down, I went out into the world, won tag team gold with my best friend, and the two of us made the money to keep this place open. I was told by more people than I could count that this place was going to be shut down and there was nothing I could do about it. I was told by even more people that I'd never win the Tag Team Titles in IPW and that I'd never get a girl as smoking hot as Kaylee Kassie.” Josh says. We hear Kaylee chuckle a little bit from behind the camera.
“I'm telling Aurora Knight and Damian Graves this because they seem to not realize the kind of person they are dealing with. They're dealing with someone who loves nothing more than proving people wrong and has shown himself to be exceptionally rad at it. My partner is equally driven though he prefers not to make that side of himself public as he prefers to be viewed as an aloof but sexual individual with limited intelligence. Some may say that isn't exactly a winning persona, but if he were more aggressive with women he'd likely be the current GOP presidential nominee.” Josh says.
“The two of us are committed to bringing positivity and fun to wrestling. A lot of people think that means that Ronnie and I are a 'joke' tag team. Well, anyone like my opponents who wants to question my drive or my capabilities? The rec center is open whenever I want it to be and we have a ring. I'm not difficult to find. Anyone who wants a fight will be happy to know I have plenty of fight to spare. The only joke is gonna be how sore your jaw is in the morning when I nearly kick it off of your furshlugginer skull.” Josh says. He leans on the ropes as if inviting anyone to come in. The address of the Rec Center in Long Island is displayed onscreen.
“If you think you've got chutzpah, come take a shot.” Josh says.
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