The Jew Blazer- Mishpacha

Neither of them knew the camera was running. We have Johnny to thank for this.

Josh runs the ropes a few times, gaining momentum. Finally, he leaps up onto the top rope and springboards into a backflip, landing on his feet.

"How the heck did you even manage to get this far? You're floatin around like a feygele." Mort Goldstein says.

"Alright, first things first, do NOT use that term. It's super offensive. Secondly, I didn't invite you to train with me and I certainly don't need a coach. You had your chance for like... a long time but it was apparently more important for you to-" Josh says before being interrupted.

"To do what? Do exactly what you're doing?" Mort says. His father had recently reconnected with him. His father who he had come to discover was in fact the first Jewchador.

"That's a bull-poop comparison and you know it. You were never forced to choose between your family and wrestling. You'll notice I've never forced such a choice on myself and things were going amazing for me until YOU showed up trying to tell me they aren't. I know this sotry, Mort. A washed-up has-been who had LONG abandoned his family shows back up into his sons life when he sees his son has achieved some glimmer of success. Your son went 20 whole YEARS without you and he isn't wrestling in armories and bingo halls like you apparently have been. You're here because I'm wrestling on TV, I have a successful relationship and I got to have both of them without feeling like I had to choose between them. Does that sound about right?!?" Josh says. Mort had stepped in the ring with him and Josh had gotten right in his father's face. Neither of them seemingly even realized they were doing it as it was happening.

As if acting on instinct, Mort locks Josh in a side headlock and despite his age he cranks on the hold with astounding power. Josh pushes his father out of the hold an to the ropes and when he rebounds he is greated by a single leg dropkick from his son, knocking him back into the ropes but he is able to stop himself. Josh gets up to his feet and the two of them stare at each other.

"What you got is nice, son. It can't last forever." Mort says. He leaves. We see the camera get set on it's side and Johnny go to check on Josh before the camera cuts out.



"It's actually really important to me to be facing someone with similar values." The Jew Blazer says, we're in the Blazecave and the Blazer is in his full outfit with his Rags to Riches case slung over his shoulder.

"So often here in Redemption Wrestling I feel like a man without a country. I feel alienated and outcast because I believe that kindness, friendship, fun, and sportsmanship are important to this industry. It's refrshing to hear that my opponent Aiden Morrow shares my beliefs! I also believe that more people should wear capes to the ring but that is by FAR a second-place belief compared to the sportsmanship thing. Now my THIRD belief is that all of the concession stands should sell root beer floats because can you think of anything that makes you happier than a root beer float? Think of the worst day you've ever had. Now imagine you had a root beer float while that was happening. I bet you feel just a little bit better about it. Like, imagine if your girlfriend was breaking up with you and the whole time she was doing it you were sucking down a delicious combination of root beer and vanilla ice cream and then she got mad that you were paying more attention to your root beer float than you were to her and she just left before she could really dig in to what a terrible boyfriend you were and BOOM. She's gone! Who's the winner in that scenario? The guy with the root beer float. Alright so uh....FOURTH on the list is we would get the soaps that foam up in the bathrooms at most arenas. Not the stuff that's just like....that weird pink powder they mix with water. That stuff is the worst. Not that I don't appreciate the efforts of all of the janitorial staff! In fact, FIFTH would be that we all learn to maybe make less of a mess so that the Custodians can get home to their families at a decent hour. SIXTH would be that everyone on the roster would have to watch the film 'Planes, Trains, and Automobiles' at least once because I made a reference to it a few days ago backstage and Coda just gave me this look like I was some sort of muppet she wanted to kill but actually that's how she looks at me most of the time but hey! Maybe the madcap antics of the late John Candy and comedy legend Steve Martin will make it so she doesn't want to eat me anymore or whatever it is she does. SEVENTH is that the Destroyers would come up with a more original name. Not trying to poke fun at them....but they may as well call themselves 'The Bad Guys' and get it over with. EIGHTH would be....hm.... I feel like I really have to get to ten now. Oh! We should do costumes on the Halloween edition of Glory! That would be so Rad! Ronnie and I could be....oh my god my brain is running wild with possibilities! Number NINE would of course be that we would hire a few security guards who aren't literal potatoes. Like, seriously. No joke. I was told there would be security at this event and I just found a potato on the floor with a badge and a flashlight taped to it. Is Devlin Scott doing okay, financially? Weird. Anyway! Number TEN! Number ten is that all disputes outside of the ring would be solved with hugs and, of course....root beer floats. Have I talked about those yet and how rad they are? I feel like I....wait what was I even talking about to start with?" Josh says, finally taking the time to breathe. He thinks for a few moments.

"Nope, it's gone now... bye!" He says, rushing off-camera. We hear several items being knocked over as the Blazer had forgotten to look where he was going. We fade out on the sounds of him apologizing profusely.