Post by Kayla Richards on Jul 29, 2017 7:48:54 GMT -5
“Well this is amusing beyond all things.”
Kayla paces back and forth, her hips swaying with the type of arrogant swagger you’d expect from her. A black lace top covering her upper body with a pair of black daisy duke style shorts accentuating her lower half
“It seemed as if Redemption and Devlin had done it, it seemed like they’d gone down that cheesy road of stories and found the perfect foils for myself and Matthew. See while Matt and I are cocky, arrogant, brutal and only care about ourselves Devlin found a pair of happy, smiling dudley do-rights. The literal opposites of myself and Matt. He found the Dropkick King Adrien Cochrane and his smiling happy, bouncy highly suspect girlfriend Stacy “I watch too many DC shows” Sterling. They are the antithesis of everything Matt and I aren’t. They’re respectful and humble and..argh...they seem to like the unwashed masses….”
“But it also seems like little miss superhero isn’t so super. How can I put this in ways that fans of the little blonde idiot airhead will get. Let’s see, I think most of them are comic book nerds so. This is like when Bane broke the Batman, when Doomsday killed Superman, when the Joker murdered Jason Todd….Stacy Sterling has gone bye bye….”
“But are we really surprised. The second she came here all I heard was how great she was, but I never saw it in the ring. You know what I did see?. I saw a stupid costume, a stupid way to get in the ring and silly little girl pretending to be something she wasn’t. No I don’t mean a superhero either...a wrestler….”
Kayla chuckles to herself under her breath and folds her arms over her rather ample chest.
“Here’s a woman who actually was proud of the fact she was signed to that trash bag company Karnage wrestling and that she was a “marquee name” there.”
Kayla opens her eyes and deadpans the camera for a moment raising her right eyebrow and mouthing “yes really”
“Being proud of being a “marquee” name at Karnage is kind of like being proud you got a free toy in your happy meal…”
She shrugs and rolls her eyes.
“She came, she saw the level of competition and now she’s “gone” released by the company under some mystical injury cloud. I’m sorry but I didn’t realise being gutless, talentless or overrated was a medical condition….”
“Shit if it is half the roster needs medical help….”
“But if you need any more evidence of this. Let me cast your mind back to the promo Stacy cut with Hannah a few weeks back at the Verizon Center when we were there. Stacy was asked who she would want to face in Redemption. She rattled off Matt because he was the champion and all these other names that included John Blade and Alicia Hixx….”
Kayla turns her head and yet again deadpans the camera with a raised eyebrow this time holding up a sign with black sharpie. “Yes this is true, it’s on youtube I’m NOT JOKING”
“You know who’s name wasn’t on this insufferable bubbleheads little list?. Mine. Do you know why the name Kayla Richards didn’t pass those pancake battered lips until after I tried to cave Adriens skull in?. Because despite us both being “favorites” for the AFI tournament and being in Redemption together Stacy never wanted a part of me...and when this tag match was signed, she took off her big girl pants, packed them away, and promptly ran as fast and as far away as possible with piss dripping on the floor and a huge yellow streak up her fucking back…”
“Now Stacy if you do happen to see this and you’re not suffering from PTSD from all the nightmares big bad Kayla has given you I’d like to be the bigger person and invite you back to Redemption. Not as an active wrestler cause lets face it the minute your lady balls shriveled up into raisins and rolled down a drinking straw you lost that right, no honey see...I’ll need someone to carry my bags…”
“But it seems like your boyfriend has enough baggage of his own. Isn’t that right Adrien?. I mean I had to sit there and listen to you drone on about how your entire career people have told you that you’re garbage and trash. Honey, sweetie, cutie pie, if enough people say it and actually mean it, I guess it has to partly be true. I mean hell we all saw what Ally Kess-...sorry sorry Morro-...fuck I mean Gregory and Tyson Savell...erm..Gregory did to you in FSociety.”
“You were the champion there but hell I took a nap and missed the whole damn thing….”
“But still you were the FSociety world champion until Tyson took it off you. And sure you can blame Alex Jones for being pinned but..circumstances aside you’re still a loser. And FYI if I had been in that little company instead of my domesticated houseplant of a sister Ally, Tyson and you wouldn’t have been the “big stars” there. Ally would not have been looked at as a big bad evil bitch because I would have taken that pin head and crushed it under my boot….”
“Her idiotic overconfident fifth..or sixth husband Tyson would have been annihilated left bleeding and beaten in a heap of mediocrity and penis jokes and you?...Adrien I’m not finished with you yet and I’m not done with you by a long shot and you can throw those tag victories in my face all you want but the truth is that I would annihilate you and leave you destroyed!....”
“Now you can sit there and continue to focus on the king and queen stuff that are honestly just names and a little bit of fun to get everyone riled up and..from the looks of how much it triggers you..it works or you can look at me for what I am. I’m dangerous. I’m lethal. I’m not Matt Shields girlfriend, I’m not Amber Richards sister I am a fucking weapon of mass destruction and I am the number one contender for the Redemption heavyweight title and you WILL show me some goddamn respect or I will beat it into you until you learn it and love it or until your brain can no longer process lucid, conscious thought. And that isn’t some empty threat Adrien, that is me warning you that your mouth an inability to understand is going to get you hurt….”
“But hey...look on the bright side, you can share a room with your cowardly girlfriend…”
