Post by Jack Tillman on Jun 18, 2017 8:42:36 GMT -5
Chapter Five
18 June 2010
Chicago, Illinois
Age 14
-It's been almost a year since father died. Since then I've been taken care of by Kurt Newman and Chris Constantine, two men my father entrusted to take care of me after he passed. It's been…..interesting to say the least since Kurt…..well he's a great wrestler…..but he thinks we're all in a world made up by geeks and nerds in an online community called efedding. These people make up characters, give them moves and finishers, take the pictures of wrestlers or movie stars and or models, and then go head to head with other nerds creations to see who talks smack better than the other nerd. Some of these male nerds will even be chicks in this efed world and pretend to be in relationships with other male handlers where some times it can get really sexual…..which is strange to me.
-I really find this whole efed world hard to believe, but Kurt has had some concussion issues over the years so I don't think he's all th………
Kurt Newman: “Oh my God Jack, you're monologue is like nails on a chalk board. I know you're trying to set up some information on little old me and my little antics since I'm sure most of the people don't know who I am and what I've accomplished in the wrestling world…..but they can figure all that crap out on their own like the adults that they say they are by following me at @awesomenewman on twitter or go look at past promos over at EWC or NJFC. Now pay attention to he video screen.
To be a great wrestler, it's not all about working out and training physically. You also need to train mentally by doing homework on your opponents. You have to see what their weaknesses are and their strengths. You have to see their tell signs. You have to see if their a grappler, a striker, or some dude that doesn't know what their doing in that ring. You look at the film and see what they can do…..then you'll be able to see if the person talking can actually back up their crap or not.”
-Kurt pauses the film as it stops on a wrestler named Serenity. A female wrestler Kurt had a feud with back in his GWF days in 2005.
Kurt Newman: “Take a look at Serenity here. With one look, what can you tell me about her.”
-I take a few seconds to analyze Serenity before addressing Kurt.
Jack Tillman: “Tall, muscular, looks like a former body builder.”
Kurt Newman: “And she could kick some major ass because of those muscles. The ladies today who wrestle……the ones around that 120-140 pound weight zone…….its stupid that their around that weight. I mean it's good to be that weight if their going to be wrestling other female wrestlers, but if you're going to be wrestling men who weigh 200 plus pounds……you're not going to last long in your career because a frame like that with the lack of weight and body mass isn't going to be enough to keep you healthy structurally. You need that weight to help with the blows that you are continually receiving with each and every match. If you're going to be a stick figure while also trying to be a part time model……. you're just going to get hurt.
Serenity though, she had mass. She had muscle. She was in that 200 pound area. She was able to bench press her weight and the weight of a lot of the 300 pound men. She could also wrestle and move quicker than what she looked like. That's why she was one of the best female wrestlers I've ever came across. She gave a damn about this industry. She took it seriously. She put in the effort and the time to get better and look like a wrestler. She didn't need to get attention by showing off her tits. She didn't need to put makeup on to make her face look prettier. She didn't need to get on social media and talk smack to someone on a computer. She went straight up to your face and smacked the ever living crap out of you. Her actions were louder than her words.
Now let's break down some film because this match I'm about to show, you'll be able to see her weaknesses and her tell signs of when she got tired or when she was about to perform a move.”
-With the clicker in hand, Kurt leans back in his chair and watches on as Kurt and Serenity lock up in the middle of the ring. I watch closely as……..
Kurt Newman: “Jack! Seriously stop doing the monologue in your head or I swear I'm going to smack the crap out of Chris, the handler who writes for both of us in the real world.”
Chris: “Great, now everyone knows what I look like. Now people are going to start masterbating to my picture. Or my dog Iris. Or both! Some of you people are sick out there.”
Kurt Newman: “You people need Jesus.”
Chris : “Kurt I'm just showing the Redemption folks who you are.”
Kurt Newman: “Go back to eating Cheetos and masterbating to hentai porn you nerd!”
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Chris: “……..I miss writing you.”
Kurt Newman: “……….I miss you too. Now end this CD, we got homework to do.”
-End Scene-
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Kurt Newman: “P.S. to Kayla Richards!
18 June 2010
Chicago, Illinois
Age 14
-It's been almost a year since father died. Since then I've been taken care of by Kurt Newman and Chris Constantine, two men my father entrusted to take care of me after he passed. It's been…..interesting to say the least since Kurt…..well he's a great wrestler…..but he thinks we're all in a world made up by geeks and nerds in an online community called efedding. These people make up characters, give them moves and finishers, take the pictures of wrestlers or movie stars and or models, and then go head to head with other nerds creations to see who talks smack better than the other nerd. Some of these male nerds will even be chicks in this efed world and pretend to be in relationships with other male handlers where some times it can get really sexual…..which is strange to me.
-I really find this whole efed world hard to believe, but Kurt has had some concussion issues over the years so I don't think he's all th………
Kurt Newman: “Oh my God Jack, you're monologue is like nails on a chalk board. I know you're trying to set up some information on little old me and my little antics since I'm sure most of the people don't know who I am and what I've accomplished in the wrestling world…..but they can figure all that crap out on their own like the adults that they say they are by following me at @awesomenewman on twitter or go look at past promos over at EWC or NJFC. Now pay attention to he video screen.
To be a great wrestler, it's not all about working out and training physically. You also need to train mentally by doing homework on your opponents. You have to see what their weaknesses are and their strengths. You have to see their tell signs. You have to see if their a grappler, a striker, or some dude that doesn't know what their doing in that ring. You look at the film and see what they can do…..then you'll be able to see if the person talking can actually back up their crap or not.”
-Kurt pauses the film as it stops on a wrestler named Serenity. A female wrestler Kurt had a feud with back in his GWF days in 2005.
Kurt Newman: “Take a look at Serenity here. With one look, what can you tell me about her.”
-I take a few seconds to analyze Serenity before addressing Kurt.
Jack Tillman: “Tall, muscular, looks like a former body builder.”
Kurt Newman: “And she could kick some major ass because of those muscles. The ladies today who wrestle……the ones around that 120-140 pound weight zone…….its stupid that their around that weight. I mean it's good to be that weight if their going to be wrestling other female wrestlers, but if you're going to be wrestling men who weigh 200 plus pounds……you're not going to last long in your career because a frame like that with the lack of weight and body mass isn't going to be enough to keep you healthy structurally. You need that weight to help with the blows that you are continually receiving with each and every match. If you're going to be a stick figure while also trying to be a part time model……. you're just going to get hurt.
Serenity though, she had mass. She had muscle. She was in that 200 pound area. She was able to bench press her weight and the weight of a lot of the 300 pound men. She could also wrestle and move quicker than what she looked like. That's why she was one of the best female wrestlers I've ever came across. She gave a damn about this industry. She took it seriously. She put in the effort and the time to get better and look like a wrestler. She didn't need to get attention by showing off her tits. She didn't need to put makeup on to make her face look prettier. She didn't need to get on social media and talk smack to someone on a computer. She went straight up to your face and smacked the ever living crap out of you. Her actions were louder than her words.
Now let's break down some film because this match I'm about to show, you'll be able to see her weaknesses and her tell signs of when she got tired or when she was about to perform a move.”
-With the clicker in hand, Kurt leans back in his chair and watches on as Kurt and Serenity lock up in the middle of the ring. I watch closely as……..
Kurt Newman: “Jack! Seriously stop doing the monologue in your head or I swear I'm going to smack the crap out of Chris, the handler who writes for both of us in the real world.”
Chris: “Great, now everyone knows what I look like. Now people are going to start masterbating to my picture. Or my dog Iris. Or both! Some of you people are sick out there.”
Kurt Newman: “You people need Jesus.”
Chris : “Kurt I'm just showing the Redemption folks who you are.”
Kurt Newman: “Go back to eating Cheetos and masterbating to hentai porn you nerd!”
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.
.
.
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Chris: “……..I miss writing you.”
Kurt Newman: “……….I miss you too. Now end this CD, we got homework to do.”
-End Scene-
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Kurt Newman: “P.S. to Kayla Richards!
