Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2016 3:37:49 GMT -5
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(We open up as Kaylee Kassie is sitting on the couch alongside of Ronnie North)
Kaylee: Left. Left. Left. Oooh, right! She’s a hottie!
(As Kaylee gives direction, Ronnie North swipes on his phone screen.)
Ronnie: She has some good looking dirty pillows…
(He looks at Kaylee)
Ronnie: Jugs..
(She maintains a stare)
Ronnie: Hooters…
(She doesn’t break the look)
Ronnie: Boobs.
Kaylee: Ronnie, I know what the fuck boobs are!
Ronnie: Why did you let me continue on?
(She chuckles)
Kaylee: I wanted to see how far you would go.
(The two of them continue on swiping left and swiping right until Kaylee Kassie’s boyfriend Joshua Goldstein, better known as The Jew Blazer, gets out of the shower to see his girl and his best friend chilling on the couch.)
Josh: What exactly are the both of you doing?
(Josh slides around to the back of the couch and peers over both of their shoulders.)
Kaylee: I am teaching Ronnie what Tinder is.
Josh: Well, what is it?
Ronnie: It’s a fuck app!
(Kaylee holds back from bursting out laughing, and Josh pulls back a bit, shocked.)
Kaylee: It’s a “dating app”-
(She uses air quotes.)
Kaylee: But many people use it for hooking up.
(The two of them swipe for a bit more, but Josh begins to question some of their swipes.)
Josh: So swipe right if you like, and left if you don’t… right?
Kaylee: Yup.
Josh: Well she looks like a nice girl.
Ronnie: Swipe left! Swipe left!
Kaylee: Well he did pick me…
(Ronnie looks her up and down, almost as if he is checking her out.)
Ronnie: A blind squirrel finds a hot chick every once in awhile.
(Kaylee elbows Ronnie in the chest.)
Kaylee: Okay, let’s concentrate.
Josh: Shouldn’t we concentrate on the match?
Ronnie: Nah, we got that.
(They begin swiping left and right again as the scene comes to an end)
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Avery Miles… Trixie… and Angel. They are family. They are “The Pride.” Haha. What a joke. Avery Miles is a broken record of a guy that held a basic title fighting against the chumps of NGW. Whereas Ronnie and Josh had to claw and scratch to get where they were; and I fought among some of the best Indy Pro had to offer. I even took down the top dog at the time, Jacob Daniels. What did you do Avery? Oh yeah- you choked. Lost to Karin. Lost to Gavin. You lost and lost and… lost some more. You think that you will be on the same page? Well the three of us are ready to go. We have been training together long before Redemption opened its doors. We were all champions in Indy, and plan on being champions here. Whether it is Aurora and Damon, or RC and Daisy… I know that Josh and Ronnie will be taking their titles. And me? I am going for the big dogs. I want Shields. He was a joke in Indy, and I plan on making sure that everyone knows that he is still a joke.
I really don’t want to embarrass you. Especially now that you have a daughter and apparently three on the way. No, don’t get it twisted. I am not a hater. Congrats on the impending Mini Miles times three. But I when I was busy winning the final Indy Pro Main Event, you were long gone. I was there from day one to the final day of Indy Pro, and I simply dominated. I was feared, no matter who I faced. And after Team Kaylee wins this match… my boys Josh and Ronnie will be getting tag team title shots. Because they will have earned it!
As far as Trixie and Angel- while I was in the major leagues winning titles, Trixie was busy playing grab ass with the boss and Angel was busy trying to feel like she was important. It is okay Angel… one day you will be a big girl. Trixie tries to be big and bad, well I already knocked off plenty of those girls back in Indy.
And Giovanna… watch your back bitch. Your’s is coming too.
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(We open up as Kaylee Kassie is sitting on the couch alongside of Ronnie North)
Kaylee: Left. Left. Left. Oooh, right! She’s a hottie!
(As Kaylee gives direction, Ronnie North swipes on his phone screen.)
Ronnie: She has some good looking dirty pillows…
(He looks at Kaylee)
Ronnie: Jugs..
(She maintains a stare)
Ronnie: Hooters…
(She doesn’t break the look)
Ronnie: Boobs.
Kaylee: Ronnie, I know what the fuck boobs are!
Ronnie: Why did you let me continue on?
(She chuckles)
Kaylee: I wanted to see how far you would go.
(The two of them continue on swiping left and swiping right until Kaylee Kassie’s boyfriend Joshua Goldstein, better known as The Jew Blazer, gets out of the shower to see his girl and his best friend chilling on the couch.)
Josh: What exactly are the both of you doing?
(Josh slides around to the back of the couch and peers over both of their shoulders.)
Kaylee: I am teaching Ronnie what Tinder is.
Josh: Well, what is it?
Ronnie: It’s a fuck app!
(Kaylee holds back from bursting out laughing, and Josh pulls back a bit, shocked.)
Kaylee: It’s a “dating app”-
(She uses air quotes.)
Kaylee: But many people use it for hooking up.
(The two of them swipe for a bit more, but Josh begins to question some of their swipes.)
Josh: So swipe right if you like, and left if you don’t… right?
Kaylee: Yup.
Josh: Well she looks like a nice girl.
Ronnie: Swipe left! Swipe left!
Kaylee: Well he did pick me…
(Ronnie looks her up and down, almost as if he is checking her out.)
Ronnie: A blind squirrel finds a hot chick every once in awhile.
(Kaylee elbows Ronnie in the chest.)
Kaylee: Okay, let’s concentrate.
Josh: Shouldn’t we concentrate on the match?
Ronnie: Nah, we got that.
(They begin swiping left and right again as the scene comes to an end)
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ON CAMERA
Avery Miles… Trixie… and Angel. They are family. They are “The Pride.” Haha. What a joke. Avery Miles is a broken record of a guy that held a basic title fighting against the chumps of NGW. Whereas Ronnie and Josh had to claw and scratch to get where they were; and I fought among some of the best Indy Pro had to offer. I even took down the top dog at the time, Jacob Daniels. What did you do Avery? Oh yeah- you choked. Lost to Karin. Lost to Gavin. You lost and lost and… lost some more. You think that you will be on the same page? Well the three of us are ready to go. We have been training together long before Redemption opened its doors. We were all champions in Indy, and plan on being champions here. Whether it is Aurora and Damon, or RC and Daisy… I know that Josh and Ronnie will be taking their titles. And me? I am going for the big dogs. I want Shields. He was a joke in Indy, and I plan on making sure that everyone knows that he is still a joke.
I really don’t want to embarrass you. Especially now that you have a daughter and apparently three on the way. No, don’t get it twisted. I am not a hater. Congrats on the impending Mini Miles times three. But I when I was busy winning the final Indy Pro Main Event, you were long gone. I was there from day one to the final day of Indy Pro, and I simply dominated. I was feared, no matter who I faced. And after Team Kaylee wins this match… my boys Josh and Ronnie will be getting tag team title shots. Because they will have earned it!
As far as Trixie and Angel- while I was in the major leagues winning titles, Trixie was busy playing grab ass with the boss and Angel was busy trying to feel like she was important. It is okay Angel… one day you will be a big girl. Trixie tries to be big and bad, well I already knocked off plenty of those girls back in Indy.
And Giovanna… watch your back bitch. Your’s is coming too.
