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πHONEY-CAN-RANAπ
INT. HONEY'S HOME - LIVING ROOM - LAS VEGAS, NV - APRIL 24TH.
HONEY:
(Light Sing-Song Tone)
βI did it. I won. Go Me! Go Me! I did it. Redemption love me.β
(Light Sing-Song Tone)
βI did it. I won. Go Me! Go Me! I did it. Redemption love me.β
Honey says on the end of Chapter Diez, Name Forbidden to be uttered by Honey by her dads but she's doing the nae nae from winning the opening round match of the Super Falcon Cup.
HONEY:
(Light Sing-Song Tone)
βI beat an Angel. Matt Angel and now I have to see, like, who I'm facing next.β
(Light Sing-Song Tone)
βI beat an Angel. Matt Angel and now I have to see, like, who I'm facing next.β
And Honey dives onto her bed, upstairs from the Honey Shrine and the second door on the left is Honey's room. Inside this bedroom, Honey has blue carpet with two sets of windows letting in the moonlight and the cityscape. Next to one of these windows is Honey's vision board with a small doodle of the Falcon Cup and circled in a golden marker. Honey's back is to it as she's hopping onto the GOL.com website to see the latest card and pulls a surprised look.
HONEY:
(Light Sing-Song Tone)
βCorey? Like, Corey Cruelty? Representing UKWF?β
(Light Sing-Song Tone)
βCorey? Like, Corey Cruelty? Representing UKWF?β
Honey crawls off her bed and walks over to the dressing table to pick off the mirror a piece of paper. The paper flowery and clipped to the board and walks back over to write down below Matt Angel's name.
π!HONEY'S TERRIFIC OPPONENTS!π
πMatt Angelππ Corey Crueltyπ
HONEY:
βOkies, so now I have to get ready for the next round.β
βOkies, so now I have to get ready for the next round.β
Walking on Sunshine plays as the opening parts of a montage happen of Honey's moving out of her dad's house to the small guest house on the property with her boyfriend whom she tag teams with in Redemption Wrestling, the company she represents in GOL's Super Falcon Cup. Honey's still feeling the groove of her win at Chapter Diez and we see the events between the two shows.
- Honey is with her boyfriend Alechs Aurelio running into a department store as she poses with a few fashion accessories like a pair of glasses, a scarf, a mannequin, a satchel. Alechs is taking pictures and then suggests to her a bikini but Honey walks past him, catching the attention of a flowery headdress and puts in on her head. Alechs shakes his head and takes her picture. The next of course is them sitting in the food court balancing wooden stirrers for coffee on their upper lips like moustaches.
- Honey we now see in the early morning with Avery Miles running towards him in a grey shirt and some black shorts, running towards him to get lifted up by him and reverse it into a headscissors before Honey uses Avery's spinning elbow smash to catch him and knock him down. Avery sits up checking his nose and smirks to Honey, nodding and making Honey smile despite being sweaty
- Honey sees Franklin carry with him into his car a ceramic lion which she says nothing, shrugging and continues to walk past him playing candycrush on her phone as she goes to the guest house on the property where Alechs greets her at the door with a martini glass full of apple juice and Honey bops him on the nose before sipping it.
- Honey now with Alechs and Avery in the ring training, she's whipped into the ropes and showing them her springboard training. Honey springs off the second rope to dropkick both boys as they all land with a thunderous bang. Then another dropkick and bang, then another and then another. Finally Honey is doing drills of headscissors on Alechs and Avery, hitting a total of five on Avery, four on Alechs as on her fifth Alechs catches Honey and looks to tombstone piledrive her but instead puts her into the ring corner making Honey sigh partly with relief and gives Honey a smooch as she gets down to crawl, Honey being upside down.
- Honey and Alechs playing videogames on a Saturday morning with Honey in one of Alechs' t-shirts with it being too big as they play Mortal Kombat and Honey throws fans towards Alechs character in the game. Honey uppercuts Alechs' character back to the edge of the screen and then hits him with one final fan to make the game say "FINISH HIM" and Honey instead elects for another smooch to the loser which turns into a morning makeout.
- Honey ducks Franklin's left and rights as she grabs his arm on one occasion to judo throw him over onto his back, slapping on her armbar out of instinct and Walter nodding his approval, slightly chuckling at Franklin being taken down by his smaller daughter as he's wearing a t-shirt with Corey's face on it.
- Honey shows Alechs the tweet about her opponent leaving Lion's Road and then they both put on their Redemption Wrestling shirts to kick back and watch an old Raiders football game on their TV as Alechs is trying to explain the rules and Honey tries her best to keep attention on the game.
- Honey getting her shoulder bitten by Sarah Lacklan in the International Elite Cup opening round match for Group H. Honey gets back into the ring after Sarah collides with the ring post and Honey uses her Ultimagic spike DDT on Sarah on the outside and wins the match up by count out.
- Honey and Alechs watch attentively at Corey and Julian Cutlass's match in Oshawa as they have the Lion's Road title defense and Honey pays special note to the bridge finish as Corey is pinned and Alechs explains to her that she can do her Ultimagic finisher. Later we see Alechs take Honey's finish, getting spike DDT'd and rolled into a seated position as Honey guillotine chokes him to which he taps out to as Avery is standing ringside observing Honey's lucha progression.
INT. HONEY'S HOME - LIVING ROOM - LAS VEGAS, NV - APRIL 24TH.
Honey stands before the camera, self filming thanks to a tripod she borrowed from her dads and has her hair in pigstails with her boyfriend's Young Cubs jacket on. The jacket too large for her as her sleeves are scrunched up and the bottom hemline goes down over her booty with Alechs-Chico sewn onto the right breast area.
HONEY:
βSo, like, before we start. I want to say that I am sorry that KCW, Honor Wrestling, DARC, FAW, WWH, LAW andβ¦GOL didn't get to advance in the Super Falcon Cup. But I had to represent Redemption Wrestling so I hope Matt Angel isn't mad at me for winning.β
βSo, like, before we start. I want to say that I am sorry that KCW, Honor Wrestling, DARC, FAW, WWH, LAW andβ¦GOL didn't get to advance in the Super Falcon Cup. But I had to represent Redemption Wrestling so I hope Matt Angel isn't mad at me for winning.β
Honey says putting her hand over the other swaying hopefully Matt holds no resentment or hate towards her for the match.
HONEY:
βAnd now my next step. Step number Uno was going to face Matt Angel and Step number Dos is Corey. Corey reached out and, like, informed me that he wasn't representing UKWF at all. But now I have to fight Corey in order to go to Step Number Tres. I, um, want to say that Corey did not have a fair fight against Hammy Whammy Hammerstein because of an attack we all saw. But my match I won fair and square and the fans all were super behind me because I was, like, trying to show them that hard work is the best thing ever and super rewarding.β
βAnd now my next step. Step number Uno was going to face Matt Angel and Step number Dos is Corey. Corey reached out and, like, informed me that he wasn't representing UKWF at all. But now I have to fight Corey in order to go to Step Number Tres. I, um, want to say that Corey did not have a fair fight against Hammy Whammy Hammerstein because of an attack we all saw. But my match I won fair and square and the fans all were super behind me because I was, like, trying to show them that hard work is the best thing ever and super rewarding.β
HONEY:
βSo I think that Corey needs to be shown some sunshine and that, like, he should play fair when you wrestle in the square. That's one of my OWN motivational posters.β
βSo I think that Corey needs to be shown some sunshine and that, like, he should play fair when you wrestle in the square. That's one of my OWN motivational posters.β
Along Honey's wall is a plethora of posters with motivational messages. From a few she inherited from her Dad Walter, being rather business ones like Teamwork, Leadership and Opportunity with a little message underneath as well as other posters such as "Together Everyone Achieves More. A poster reading "Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose" only "lose" is crossed out with red and underneath in red is written "learn". A doggie winking and putting his paw to the camera captioned "Who's Pawsome? You're Pawsome." as well as some Honey had designed herself. "Play fair when you wrestle in the square." is one Honey crafted herself as it hung next to "Wrestling hurts, quitting on your dreams hurts more."
HONEY:
βBut, like, a huge motivator for me personally is I'm representing Redemption Wrestling. Avery Miles works there every show like I do. I get to work with the Super Falcon Cup, um, winner and I got, like, reminded every show that he won the Cup. And that makes me want to win this match at Chapter once.β
βBut, like, a huge motivator for me personally is I'm representing Redemption Wrestling. Avery Miles works there every show like I do. I get to work with the Super Falcon Cup, um, winner and I got, like, reminded every show that he won the Cup. And that makes me want to win this match at Chapter once.β
Honey says pronouncing it as Once and not ohn-say as the Spanish number is pronounced.
HONEY:
βBecause Jack Tillman is also in Redemption and Julianna is in WCG which is Redemption's, like, best friend fed. They could advance and I don't want to, like, be all left out.β
βBecause Jack Tillman is also in Redemption and Julianna is in WCG which is Redemption's, like, best friend fed. They could advance and I don't want to, like, be all left out.β
Honey balls her fist and uncharacteristically draws her eyebrows down to have a hint of a frown on her face.
HONEY:
βI don't want that and Corey won't be doing that to me. He's got some super record with, um, I think twenty-five wins and like not many losses but I think I can take my lucha libraβ¦leebray training to show Corey that I'm quite a tough, like, wrestler that Corey wouldn't want to mess with.β
βI don't want that and Corey won't be doing that to me. He's got some super record with, um, I think twenty-five wins and like not many losses but I think I can take my lucha libraβ¦leebray training to show Corey that I'm quite a tough, like, wrestler that Corey wouldn't want to mess with.β
Honey tries to keep her tough face but it is immediately cracked and broken by seeing the photo of herself with her dads on vacation and a smile breaks through.
HONEY:
βIt's going to be a tough, tough, tough, tough match to win, but I have Redemption counting on me to win and, like, fellow wrestlers wanting to see me go to the semi-finals and then the fans were, like, quite behind me because of my wrestling and stuff.
And I also have my lucha leebray training to make me a, um, threat but not, like, harmful, more like a threat who is going to win and make other wrestlers go.β
βIt's going to be a tough, tough, tough, tough match to win, but I have Redemption counting on me to win and, like, fellow wrestlers wanting to see me go to the semi-finals and then the fans were, like, quite behind me because of my wrestling and stuff.
And I also have my lucha leebray training to make me a, um, threat but not, like, harmful, more like a threat who is going to win and make other wrestlers go.β
Honey now takes a role of impersonating every Super Falcon Cup competitor remaining in the tournament. Hand on her hip and talking slightly off to the side.
HONEY:
βWe have to watch out for Honey now, she's, like good and stuff, rawr rawr rawr.β
βWe have to watch out for Honey now, she's, like good and stuff, rawr rawr rawr.β
She ends with a shake of her head side to side, thus ending her impersonation of people and spies on her bed is a grey shirt she wore specifically when training with Avery Miles III in Vegas to learn Lucha Libre.
HONEY:
βI think, like, training with Avery is, like, a very good thing for me to have because he is SO successful here in GOL and he's my role model so I'm going to go into this match and be the best and show Corey that winning by, like, yourself is the best way. I'm going to be the next role model so next year, someone from Redemption wants to be like Honey, who beat an Angel and then Corey in her second match for GOL. And they can look back at this chapter in GOL and my career and see how I, um, persisted and, like, battled a very strong and tough opponent but walked backstage the winner.
Corey, I hope you become my friend after this match, because nobody likes a crabby sore loser. But I don't know if you will, maybe I'll impress you in our match and make you a Honey Believer! Good luck.β
βI think, like, training with Avery is, like, a very good thing for me to have because he is SO successful here in GOL and he's my role model so I'm going to go into this match and be the best and show Corey that winning by, like, yourself is the best way. I'm going to be the next role model so next year, someone from Redemption wants to be like Honey, who beat an Angel and then Corey in her second match for GOL. And they can look back at this chapter in GOL and my career and see how I, um, persisted and, like, battled a very strong and tough opponent but walked backstage the winner.
Corey, I hope you become my friend after this match, because nobody likes a crabby sore loser. But I don't know if you will, maybe I'll impress you in our match and make you a Honey Believer! Good luck.β
INT. IDOL STUDIO - LAS VEGAS, NV.
Franklin Smith:
"Hello fellow wrestlers, fans, I'm here to do one thing for you. Get you on the Sunshine Train. β
"Hello fellow wrestlers, fans, I'm here to do one thing for you. Get you on the Sunshine Train. β
Franklin appears in a yellow cap with Honey's emblem on it in pink writing with a bee just hovering over the "O", his shirt featuring the same design as he walks forward to the camera in a pair of white shorts and sandals on as below the screen is a scrolling set of figures and news bulletins.
Honey's Average WCW/WRW β² 1 (33.33%) Honey's β² Wrestler Fans (200%)
COREY CRUELTY WITHDRAWS FROM LION'S ROAD
Franklin Smith:
"We've just received word that Corey has just split up with Lion's Road, we believed this was going to be whom he represented in the GOL Super Falcon Cup going forward. This is not the case, not the case now.β
"We've just received word that Corey has just split up with Lion's Road, we believed this was going to be whom he represented in the GOL Super Falcon Cup going forward. This is not the case, not the case now.β
Franklin walks over to the Lion on a pedastal and knocks it over, the cheap ceramic smashing behind him and he steps to the left so the graphic of Lion's Road graphic on the screen being faded to grey while the Redemption logo underneath is very much it's full coloured blue.
Honey's Win Percentage β² (34.25%) Honey β² 3 Wins Corey βΌ 1 Win
HONEY WINS INTERNATIONAL ELITE CUP OPENING MATCH HONEY GM FOR WCG
Franklin Smith:
"But they might be giving the heave-ho to Corey, whereas a West Coast promotion is snatching Honey, the darling she is, snatching her to be their guest GM. Her stock is rising.β
"But they might be giving the heave-ho to Corey, whereas a West Coast promotion is snatching Honey, the darling she is, snatching her to be their guest GM. Her stock is rising.β
Suddenly the sound of a fax printing is heard and a graphic portrays Honey's stock going up and up with time points. USA, Japan, Canada, Wrestleforce. The arrow shooting up around Wrestleforce while Corey's stays a little more stagnant.
Franklin Smith:
"But they might be giving the heave-ho to Corey, whereas a West Coast promotion is snatching Honey, the darling she is, snatching her to be their guest GM. Her stock is rising.β
"But they might be giving the heave-ho to Corey, whereas a West Coast promotion is snatching Honey, the darling she is, snatching her to be their guest GM. Her stock is rising.β
Appearing now is Honey with her arms folded wearing the blazer of a pantsuit. A cheery smile on her face as she has the rest of the background being the WCGenesis logo and then "GM" put in front of her picture at the bottom.
Honey β² (34.25%) Honey β² 5 Fans Who Wrestle (46.56%) Corey βΌ 1 Workplace(100%)
HONEY PREDICTED TO WIN: 56% OF 32 VOTES HONEY ALWAYS PREDICTED TO WIN IN GOL 2/2
Franklin Smith:
"Honey has been impressing in her home territory and gets a big title opportunity, her first so you know this darling ray of sunshine, this superb superstar is going to be coming into Uno, Dos, Tres like a bulldozer and eager to knock away Corey Cruelty to advance further in this tournament and become a semi-finalist like her mentor, Avery Miles III.β
"Honey has been impressing in her home territory and gets a big title opportunity, her first so you know this darling ray of sunshine, this superb superstar is going to be coming into Uno, Dos, Tres like a bulldozer and eager to knock away Corey Cruelty to advance further in this tournament and become a semi-finalist like her mentor, Avery Miles III.β
Franklin slaps the Avery Miles standee hand to cause a low voice to speak out "Avery Miles" in a hype manner.
Honey β² 18 Followers (12.38%) Honey β² 1 Win over a Champion (100.00%) Corey βΌ 1 Nickname (100%)
COREY REFERS TO HONEY AS PRINCESS HONEY ALWAYS PREDICTED TO WIN IN GOL 2/2
Franklin Smith:
"Honey vs Corey is going to really be the match people remember. The cruelty against the cute but how can we back Corey when Honey's got catch submissions and judo in her background. When Honey defeated Aurora Graves who is quite a veteran in wrestling. Honey's coming out to win, and betting against her is tearing up your hard earned dollars. Honey's got this, she's my little girl and she's going all the way to the finals. Honey's hype is just growing every month, and the hype is so real it should have you quaking in your boots, Corey. Have you ever tapped out?β
"Honey vs Corey is going to really be the match people remember. The cruelty against the cute but how can we back Corey when Honey's got catch submissions and judo in her background. When Honey defeated Aurora Graves who is quite a veteran in wrestling. Honey's coming out to win, and betting against her is tearing up your hard earned dollars. Honey's got this, she's my little girl and she's going all the way to the finals. Honey's hype is just growing every month, and the hype is so real it should have you quaking in your boots, Corey. Have you ever tapped out?β
Franklin slaps a button causing a mule sound to go off.
Franklin Smith:
"Because Honey already made Matt Angel tap out to her Chica-Wing, and she's serving them up like Kentucky Fried Chicken, by the bucket load. This little girl grew up in Vegas, mostly in Omaha. She's representing a company, she's following her dreams. That's one heck of a drive, it's like you're up against a Honey Ferrari coming at you like a speed bump on the road to the Super Falcon Cup. Honey's got it.β
"Because Honey already made Matt Angel tap out to her Chica-Wing, and she's serving them up like Kentucky Fried Chicken, by the bucket load. This little girl grew up in Vegas, mostly in Omaha. She's representing a company, she's following her dreams. That's one heck of a drive, it's like you're up against a Honey Ferrari coming at you like a speed bump on the road to the Super Falcon Cup. Honey's got it.β
Franklin now walks over to hit the next button and plays Venus soundbite: "Yeah Baby, She's Got It!!"
Honey β² β Dad's Love (1,000,000%) Honey β² 1 PPV Match (100.00%) Corey βΌ Honey Fan's Like (70.21%)
HONEY GETS TAG TITLE SHOT HONEY DEFEATS AURORA GRAVES IN LAST MATCH B4 SUPER FALCON CUP
Franklin Smith:
"Honey vs Corey is going to really be the match people remember. The cruelty against the cute but how can we back Corey when Honey's got catch submissions and judo in her background. When Honey defeated Aurora Graves who is quite a veteran in wrestling. Honey's coming out to win, and betting against her is tearing up your hard earned dollars. Honey's got this, she's my little girl and she's going all the way to the finals. Honey's hype is just growing every month, and the hype is so real it should have you quaking in your boots. Just you wait until Chapter Uno, Dos Tres, because you'll never guess what's coming to face you.
A blonde girl who's worked her butt off tremendously for this tournament, for this match against you. To tweet and call her a Pony Princess is showing me how much you underestimate what Honey can actually do. That is how you end up with another loss and end up a free agent with no more GOL tournament to cling to. It's how you end up being that guy Honey defeated. If Honey is a Pony Princess, she's elegantly booted you from the tournament like a Pony Princess. That's why you can't miss Chapter Once, if you do, you'll regret seeing the day the Cruelty died and the Sunshine rise.β
"Honey vs Corey is going to really be the match people remember. The cruelty against the cute but how can we back Corey when Honey's got catch submissions and judo in her background. When Honey defeated Aurora Graves who is quite a veteran in wrestling. Honey's coming out to win, and betting against her is tearing up your hard earned dollars. Honey's got this, she's my little girl and she's going all the way to the finals. Honey's hype is just growing every month, and the hype is so real it should have you quaking in your boots. Just you wait until Chapter Uno, Dos Tres, because you'll never guess what's coming to face you.
A blonde girl who's worked her butt off tremendously for this tournament, for this match against you. To tweet and call her a Pony Princess is showing me how much you underestimate what Honey can actually do. That is how you end up with another loss and end up a free agent with no more GOL tournament to cling to. It's how you end up being that guy Honey defeated. If Honey is a Pony Princess, she's elegantly booted you from the tournament like a Pony Princess. That's why you can't miss Chapter Once, if you do, you'll regret seeing the day the Cruelty died and the Sunshine rise.β