Post by RC Tucker on Apr 23, 2017 21:47:51 GMT -5
”The poor Chaos. Just can’t get a good solid win ever since he hit the singles circuit. Cursed to be the bottom of the heap, never to fly again. The baby bird that fell and broke its wing for the big, scary predators to pick off at their leisure.
“And if you buy that, I’ve got oceanfront property in North Dakota to sell you also. And for a limited time, purchase a large can of Powerthirst that’ll give you energy and you can kick those angels with your angels like a boot to the head. And one for Jenny and the wimp.
“Okay yea, the singles run hasn’t been kind to me in Redemption. Two times I went for titles, two times I got knocked down. But I got up again. You know that’s never gonna keep me down. So looks like instead, we’re gonna go into this event they are calling Strange Bedfellows and putting ½ of Redemption’s first tag champs alongside ½ of IPW’s probably greateet tag champs. You know that’s just a recipe for a time to partaaaaay!
“Then again, let’s go over this real quick. Perfect Chaos and the Jew Blazer, definitrly two of the most upstanding and outstanding individuals in Redemption currently and against us you’ve got The Hatebringer and The Monster Messiah, two just plain scary dudes. Well, scary if the people they were facing weren’t a hero in his own right and the only guy on the roster that prefers to play Solitaire till dawn with a deck of 51. It’s not that we don’t know fear, just don’t see these two that way.
“So sorry to say this, BullMart, but you two aren’t some super frightening zombie villains or whatever. You’re just two guys where Blazer and myself are tag team experts. Maybe not with each other so much, but our rivalry is documented and the respect runs even deeper. So keep flashing that big red button in front of us. You know that at least one person will press it and not care.
“Say good night to the moon because your bedfellowship ends before it begins. After all, you two can’t play this game, you can only hope to survive it.”
“And if you buy that, I’ve got oceanfront property in North Dakota to sell you also. And for a limited time, purchase a large can of Powerthirst that’ll give you energy and you can kick those angels with your angels like a boot to the head. And one for Jenny and the wimp.
“Okay yea, the singles run hasn’t been kind to me in Redemption. Two times I went for titles, two times I got knocked down. But I got up again. You know that’s never gonna keep me down. So looks like instead, we’re gonna go into this event they are calling Strange Bedfellows and putting ½ of Redemption’s first tag champs alongside ½ of IPW’s probably greateet tag champs. You know that’s just a recipe for a time to partaaaaay!
“Then again, let’s go over this real quick. Perfect Chaos and the Jew Blazer, definitrly two of the most upstanding and outstanding individuals in Redemption currently and against us you’ve got The Hatebringer and The Monster Messiah, two just plain scary dudes. Well, scary if the people they were facing weren’t a hero in his own right and the only guy on the roster that prefers to play Solitaire till dawn with a deck of 51. It’s not that we don’t know fear, just don’t see these two that way.
“So sorry to say this, BullMart, but you two aren’t some super frightening zombie villains or whatever. You’re just two guys where Blazer and myself are tag team experts. Maybe not with each other so much, but our rivalry is documented and the respect runs even deeper. So keep flashing that big red button in front of us. You know that at least one person will press it and not care.
“Say good night to the moon because your bedfellowship ends before it begins. After all, you two can’t play this game, you can only hope to survive it.”
