Post by JMav/JGold/RNorth/MKarloff on Mar 26, 2017 14:10:29 GMT -5
DANNY HALL SUCKS
(and other observations...)
Johnny clacks his tongue a few times as he thinks. He takes out a stuffed animal. A purple skunk. This reference will make sense to nobody except Danny Hall and Johnny Maverick but it's nice to have around.
(and other observations...)
Johnny clacks his tongue a few times as he thinks. He takes out a stuffed animal. A purple skunk. This reference will make sense to nobody except Danny Hall and Johnny Maverick but it's nice to have around.
“It seems as if a terrible practical joke has been played on me. A practical joke that is going to further delay my attempts to distance myself from stupidity similar to my feud with Devlin Scott and keep me away from all those singles titles in Redemption I probably should have already won by now. Danny Hall, who I am now convinced exists only as a terrible prank on me, has arrived in Redemption. He is going to tell you at length about the time he beat me while I was hiding the injury that nearly ended my career as it is one of the only things of note he has done in his miserable little life. He also takes a lot of pride in winning a belt that was named after a team I was a part of because the only way Danny Hall is capable of relevance is by attaching himself to my name. So when I told him I wasn;t coming back to the BWF he signed here and failed to get the upper hand on me moments after I had finished a no-DQ match and was as vulnerable as I could ever be. Danny Hall is the worst. I have not one iota of respect for him and if he were on fire I'd wait for the fire to go out before peeing on him because I don't want to risk a single drop of my urine diminishing the flame before I coat his burns in uric acid causing him even further pain. Fuck off or get fucked up, Danny. You wanna be a thorn in my side? My thorn is bigger than yours, skunk.” Johnny says.
“Now then, hopefully I never have to talk about Danny Hall again. I'm going to be facing newcomer Jax Jordan Jr whose name is alliterative as it is dumb. From what little I know of Jax I can gather he's one of those guys who really really really wants you to know how much his trip to Japan changed him. One of those guys who you go out to get sushi with and he tells you that you're eating it wrong because you need to be dipping just the fish side in the soy sauce and not soaking the rice and the ginger is just supposed to be a palette cleanser and I'm just like 'Fuck you guy, I'm hungry.'” Johnny says.
“I'm determined to make 2017 the best year of my career. It's not gonna be that way from piddling about with guys like Danny Hall. Jax, you had better show me something more than a few hipster puroresu moves because it's all shit I've seen before and I'll be coming into this match happy and energized after watching Yujiro Fujiwara make utter fuckmuckery of Danny Halls face. See you in the ring.” Johnny says. He makes the skunk toy wave goodbye before we cut out.
