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Tijuana, Mexico.
We see Senor Vinnie sitting inside a very large freezer that is the size of an ordinary room, there he sits on an armchair with a rather large sweater and pants. He is holding his arms together to attempt to keep him somewhat warm, but that obviously is not working. He sees the camera approaching as we see some ice hanging from his hair.
Senor Vinnie: You may be wondering why I am sitting in this rather large freezer, but it’s preparing myself for my next opponent who is called Danny Cold. And obviously when you are called Cold, then you are a cold blooded individual. Something that a temperamental person like me cannot comprehend. Seeing that I am such a hut blooded individual, I will be in a disadvantage.
The camera man shakes his camera from left to right, clearly signaling that he is disagreeing with Senor Vinnie.
Senor Vinnie: Now what?? Is that how you thank me for allowing you in my sanctuary?? Having Maria clean up your room every single day?? And don’t tell me that she didn’t do a great job!! Because I hand picked her myself!!
The camera man stops shaking from left to right and starts to shake as suddenly we see a fist pop up towards Senor Vinnie.
Senor Vinnie: Tienes un tornillo suelto dentro de tu cerebro (You got a screw loose inside your brain)
Senor Vinnie sneezes out loud after speaking out in Spanish to insult the camera man. He then slaps his arms round his waist as he wants to continue.
Senor Vinnie: The worst thing of it all is that he already starts to effect my immune system I’m used to the hot weather of Mexico, the spicy, yet vegetarian food, the passionate Senorita’s and much more. To face a guy that should have been named after Celsius or Fahrenheit should be considered to be ….
Senor Vnnie stops mid sentence after being anded a note from the camera man, Senor Vinnie reads the letter and then looks up at the camera man once more.
Senor Vinnie: You meant to say that his name is Colt??? Not Cold??
The camera man shakes his camera up and down, signaling towards Senor Vinnie that this is the case. Only to have Senor Vinnie face palms himself.
Senor Vinnie: Increible (Unbelievable)…. You are telling me that I have been preparing for someone that does not exist??? Don’t you know what this means to my skin?? I was willing to sacrifice my good looks because someone from management made a typo?
This Colt amigo is a real unsensitive individual, someone that does not have any class and respect for the greatness that is El Senor Vinnie!! But that’s okay, I am the Iron man of this company, winning two matches on the same night against those who were lucky… lucky I tell you that I had lotion all over my hands. It was too slippery to put on the Rings of the Mariachi twice on the same night!! It would have been such a drag to have my luck through the mud because they are all jealous of everything that I posess!!
Even my former tag team partner bitching about the Jubilado (Senior Citizen) that I send him?? Proclaiming that he wanted to have someone that is HOT?? Hell, she has won Senorita Tijuana (Miss Tijuana) contest 10 years in a row!! She is a beauty if he has ever laid his eyes on someone like her! But I will get Senor Bill and hand him that what he deserves gringo
With that Senor Vinnie seems to be slowly becoming pleased about the fact that he can leave the freezer and remove his warm clothing. But before he leaves he turns his attention towards the camera.
Senor Vinnie: It will be a cold night in Tijuana Colt before you can ever beat… Senor…. Vinnie…