Post by The Mega Busters on Jun 9, 2018 17:57:39 GMT -5
Friday, June 8, 2018 - 11:26PM
It’s date night and Ashleigh and Matthew Miles have enjoyed a night of a dinner and a movie before returning to their apartment that they share with Kevein Allen, better known under his wrestling alias, Psycho Sagus. Immediately as they walk through the door, Ashleigh rolls her eyes and gives a groan of disgust at the sight in the room.
“Ugh, Kevin, why can’t you do that in your own room instead of the living room?”
Matt: “At least he’s not doing it naked this time…”
Ashleigh: “Exactly what is he doing again?”
Kevin interrupts, “I’m concentrating my chi and gathering energy for the Genki Dama…”
Ashleigh: “Say what?”
Matt: “He’s trying to do the Spirit Bomb from Dragon Ball Z.”
Ashleigh facepalms, “I’m afraid to ask why…”
Matt: “It’s kinda his thing… Like our good luck mantra. He does the Spirit Bomb thing here for good luck. I mean think about it, he did it the night before the First Round of the Tag Team Series and we got the win.”
Kevin: “We still didn’t win the World Championship at Riot Control in GZWA though.”
Ashleigh: “Did you hear Carter and Francine’s bet on commentary? Carter actually was willing to put money down that you would’ve won. Francine replied that she’d do the next show on commentary in her bra and panties. Hahahahaha!!”
Matt: “If Kevin ever won the World title, hell, I’d wrestle our matches for a month in yours, babe.”
Kevin: “HEY! It could happen someday!”
Ashleigh: “Yeah just like pigs can fly or Alice (her best friend) would someday find you attractive…”
Kevin: “Alice’s opinion doesn’t matter, I’m already dating her sister, so there.”
Matt: “Wait a second, why ARE you doing the Genki Dama? That doesn’t work on good guys. You know who we’re facing next in the Tag Team Series right?”
Kevin: “No?”
Ashleigh pulls up the brackets on her phone, “The Brothers McMillian.”
Matt: “Yeah they are some pretty nice, cool guys, not something straight out of Arkham Asylum like we dealt with in the first round. So in other words, the Genki Dama would bounce off in canon right back at you.”
Ashleigh: “Knowing Kevin, he’ll have something perverted on the mind and get creamed on the rebound by his own attack.”
Kevin shook his head, “It’s not like the Flying Nimbus cloud, Ash. As long as my heart and intentions are pure, then I won’t have any problems.”
Matt: “Pshhh, please. It was YOUR idea to pin Chelsea in the last match.”
Kevin: “If I have the chance, I’m pinning a chick over a dude any day of the week. Besides, you went in with me!”
Ashleigh smacks both them over the backs of their heads, “I swear, I don’t know what I’m going to do with you two horndogs. I guess I should be just happy that you got the win and didn’t go on to grope her or anything.”
Matt: “Kevin was the one who took that Vash the Stampede cosplay WAAAYYYYY too seriously the other year for Halloween… Not me. I was the man of the cross.”
Kevin: “Wolfwood wasn’t as pure as he put on, just like you, buddy. You were the one who ate the last bit of Ashleigh’s candy and let me take the heat for it.”
Matt: “DUDE!!”
Ashleigh punches Matt in the stomach, bringing him to his knees. Kevin busts out laughing before Ashleigh did the same to him.
“UGHHHH!!!” she storms into her bedroom and slams the door shut.
Kevin: “SOOOO… since we can take that you’re spending the rest of your date night out here on the couch, wanna make it a gaming night?”
Matt: “I guess so. Could help keep our tag team game up in form.”
Kevin jumps up and pulls out a package he got in the mail.
Kevin: “Before I forget, I forgot to show you something I got off eBay to give us an edge in this upcoming match, but all matches! Dude, check it out. REAL LIFE senzu beans!”
Matt watches as Kevin pours out the contents of the plastic box out onto counter. Matt stood in silence before looking back up at Kevin’s excitement with a blank glare in response.
Matt: “Dude, those are lima beans… Please tell me that you didn’t blow a ton of cash on those.”
Kevin scratches his head, “Ummm, I spent $85 thinking it was the real deal…”
Matt: “Good grief, man. This is as careless as that time you blew 2K on that ‘fully functional’ Death Note!”
Kevin: “I’m telling you it WORKS! I’m just too scared to use it! I’m keeping it out of the hands of criminals!”
Ashleigh could be heard shouting from her room, “I TOLD YOU THAT KEVIN’S A DUMBASS!”
Kevin facepalms while Matthew laughs hysterically.
“So what are we going to do about the second round, man?”
Matt: “We do like Action Man. Check it out, dial it, AMP IT UP! This should be a fun match. Similar styles and seemingly down to earth opponents. I’m not saying we’re going to take this one lightly but we can definitely have a chance to show off a bit as we size ourselves up with them.”
Kevin: “Oh so we’re taking it old school then? We could always come out to the sound of the old Double Dragon theme song from the TV show. Carry out two swords and slam ‘em together, saying, ‘FOR MIGHT!’”
Matt sighs and adds, “FOR RIGHT!”
They both say, “WE ARE DOUBLE DRAGON!!” in unison.
Ashleigh shouts from the room again, “You’re BOTH dorks!”
Matt: “We know, babe. We know… You remind us every single day…”
Kevin: “Damn proud of it for that fact too.”