Post by Merry Christmas on Jul 15, 2017 19:38:12 GMT -5
FASTBALL PODCAST - REDEMPTION WRESTLING PORTION - 2017
Trixie and her friend Chaz's talking continues to be heard as Trixie tries to be quiet. The male voice coughs to clear his throat and sucks in some air to begin.
Chaz Fisher:
(Impeccable Don LaFontaine Impression)
"In a world….where delusion runs riot. One man…Damon Graves, Tag Team Champion, takes on a challenge like no other. July sixteenth, an AFI Tournament Finalist is his latest opponent…and just like the band…AFI, She hopes he will suffer…..A Loss…”
(Impeccable Don LaFontaine Impression)
"In a world….where delusion runs riot. One man…Damon Graves, Tag Team Champion, takes on a challenge like no other. July sixteenth, an AFI Tournament Finalist is his latest opponent…and just like the band…AFI, She hopes he will suffer…..A Loss…”
We hear Trixie laugh.
Chaz Fisher:
(Impeccable Don LaFontaine Impression)
"For Damon Graves, he's but one of..”
(Impeccable Don LaFontaine Impression)
"For Damon Graves, he's but one of..”
BEAT
Chaz Fisher:
(Normal Voice)
"What's it, like six?”
(Normal Voice)
"What's it, like six?”
TRIXIE:
"Yes. Six people, Damon, Martin, Tillman, Caroline, Jew Blazer and Chuckles"
"Yes. Six people, Damon, Martin, Tillman, Caroline, Jew Blazer and Chuckles"
Chaz Fisher:
"Ah, cool.”
"Ah, cool.”
Trixie giggles just a bit as Chaz again obviously is preparing the swap of vocals back to his impressions.
Chaz Fisher:
(Impeccable Don LaFontaine Impression)
"Six opponents…Each to be crossed off like canned yams off yo' grocery list for thanksgiving. Damon Graves believes…he has…a chance. Trixie defeated two men in one match.”
(Impeccable Don LaFontaine Impression)
"Six opponents…Each to be crossed off like canned yams off yo' grocery list for thanksgiving. Damon Graves believes…he has…a chance. Trixie defeated two men in one match.”
TRIXIE:
"Caroline, Chaz. I beat Caroline."
"Caroline, Chaz. I beat Caroline."
Chaz Fisher:
(Impeccable Don LaFontaine Impression)
"Scratch that. She defeated two champions back to back on one evening. The Genesis Champion thought she had the 'Invisible Touch' but she was really in 'Too Deep' against Trixie. The New Gen Champ was exactly the same and Damon Graves too lives in that 'Land of Confusion' if he thinks he can take on the Prime Girl….”
(Impeccable Don LaFontaine Impression)
"Scratch that. She defeated two champions back to back on one evening. The Genesis Champion thought she had the 'Invisible Touch' but she was really in 'Too Deep' against Trixie. The New Gen Champ was exactly the same and Damon Graves too lives in that 'Land of Confusion' if he thinks he can take on the Prime Girl….”
TRIXIE:
"Someone knows their Genesis."
"Someone knows their Genesis."
Chaz Fisher:
(Impeccable Don LaFontaine Impression)
"Tune in to see Damon Graves undermine Trixie, degrade her for her gender…and watch as he is dealt a crushing…”
(Impeccable Don LaFontaine Impression)
"Tune in to see Damon Graves undermine Trixie, degrade her for her gender…and watch as he is dealt a crushing…”
TRIXIE:
"An ego crushing."
"An ego crushing."
Chaz Fisher:
(Impeccable Don LaFontaine Impression)
"AN EGO CRUSHING…Loss. As Aurora Graves buys choco pudding for her puddin' to soften the blow of Damon's just desserts, or pudding…for short. One man, one woman, one list, can't miss. 'Delusional' Damon Graves vs. 'The Prime Girl' Trixie Live in Queen City, Carolina. It's too bad this wasn't the match Caroline face Trixie in because THAT would have been a B-E-A-uty of a tagline for her. But no, it is Damon Graves…Delusional stricken, who will get the Royal Pudding. Don't Miss it.”
(Impeccable Don LaFontaine Impression)
"AN EGO CRUSHING…Loss. As Aurora Graves buys choco pudding for her puddin' to soften the blow of Damon's just desserts, or pudding…for short. One man, one woman, one list, can't miss. 'Delusional' Damon Graves vs. 'The Prime Girl' Trixie Live in Queen City, Carolina. It's too bad this wasn't the match Caroline face Trixie in because THAT would have been a B-E-A-uty of a tagline for her. But no, it is Damon Graves…Delusional stricken, who will get the Royal Pudding. Don't Miss it.”
TRIXIE:
"Not sure how to top that, I'm just ready to really get back in the ring, had that Road Show mishap with Lava against Rebel Ink. I'm rooting for Lava to win her match, hopefully she's rooting for me to win mine."
"Not sure how to top that, I'm just ready to really get back in the ring, had that Road Show mishap with Lava against Rebel Ink. I'm rooting for Lava to win her match, hopefully she's rooting for me to win mine."
Chaz Fisher:
"Tag team matches ain't the same as one on one, that's when you're backed against the wall, Jack.”
"Tag team matches ain't the same as one on one, that's when you're backed against the wall, Jack.”
TRIXIE:
"I know. Tag team hasn't really been my focus since the Pride ended. I've just been focused on proving to the mean girl clique in Redemption that they're dead wrong, and so are their hyena like boyfriends."
"I know. Tag team hasn't really been my focus since the Pride ended. I've just been focused on proving to the mean girl clique in Redemption that they're dead wrong, and so are their hyena like boyfriends."
Chaz Fisher:
"Which brings us to that favorite segment. Slap, Piledrive or Bury Alive. Pick from the Redemption Roster this time. I'll do mine from a viewer perspective.”
"Which brings us to that favorite segment. Slap, Piledrive or Bury Alive. Pick from the Redemption Roster this time. I'll do mine from a viewer perspective.”
An audio track is immediately played - Spanish Flea as Trixie and Chaz's pensive part is removed and the music fades out.
Chaz Fisher:
"Alright I think I officially got mine down, Jack. Gonna slap the taste outta Stacy's mouth. Then I'd be that guy. ”
"Alright I think I officially got mine down, Jack. Gonna slap the taste outta Stacy's mouth. Then I'd be that guy. ”
TRIXIE:
"Completely disagree with you, Stacy is a sweetie. If anyone is getting slapped, I'd gladly nominate Damon. But I'll definitely do more than that to him after I whoop Gaia."
"Completely disagree with you, Stacy is a sweetie. If anyone is getting slapped, I'd gladly nominate Damon. But I'll definitely do more than that to him after I whoop Gaia."
Chaz Fisher:
"That AFI Tournament”
"That AFI Tournament”
TRIXIE:
"Yep. I'm in round three there. The sad thing is she's the only UKWF girl left."
"Yep. I'm in round three there. The sad thing is she's the only UKWF girl left."
Chaz Fisher:
"UK ain't that good anyhow. ”
"UK ain't that good anyhow. ”
TRIXIE:
"Mmhmm….anyway, I'd say I'd totally Piledrive Matt Shields and see if we can't make him into a decent human being after that bump."
"Mmhmm….anyway, I'd say I'd totally Piledrive Matt Shields and see if we can't make him into a decent human being after that bump."
Chaz Fisher:
"The king deal, this is when it should've happened. Game OF Thrones is coming up.”
"The king deal, this is when it should've happened. Game OF Thrones is coming up.”
TRIXIE:
"I KNOW! I can't wait. Win AFI match, beat Delusional Damon and get to the bar to watch Game of Thrones, not sure if hotels have it."
"I KNOW! I can't wait. Win AFI match, beat Delusional Damon and get to the bar to watch Game of Thrones, not sure if hotels have it."
Chaz Fisher:
"I'd go, if it weren't all the way over in North Carolina. We're getting monthly WCG shows, but you know, lemme grab some salt 'cus I'm wanting the Redemption talent to do a show here. You've been to Denver…Denver…and we gotta wait 'til October for a Redemption show?”
"I'd go, if it weren't all the way over in North Carolina. We're getting monthly WCG shows, but you know, lemme grab some salt 'cus I'm wanting the Redemption talent to do a show here. You've been to Denver…Denver…and we gotta wait 'til October for a Redemption show?”
TRIXIE:
"Devie does all the bookings. Literally I don't decide where, otherwise I'd pick Las Vegas once. Redemption has yet to do a Glory in Vegas, so the schedule--that's all his doing, Chaz."
"Devie does all the bookings. Literally I don't decide where, otherwise I'd pick Las Vegas once. Redemption has yet to do a Glory in Vegas, so the schedule--that's all his doing, Chaz."
Chaz Fisher:
"Well you better make sure 2018 has some LA Shows, Pay Per View, Trix. Pay Per View. And I getta' free front row seat.”
"Well you better make sure 2018 has some LA Shows, Pay Per View, Trix. Pay Per View. And I getta' free front row seat.”
TRIXIE:
(CHUCKLING)
"Alright, I'll see what I can do."
(CHUCKLING)
"Alright, I'll see what I can do."
Chaz Fisher:
"Perfecto. As for me, I'd end up Piledriving the Proud Trumpet Blowing Hypocrite Kayla. I'm all for either shitting on people for being ho's/mansluts or bragging about being a playa'…but, come on. You can't go bragging about some questionable performances on a trumpet and then slamming on a girl to play a trumpet. You gotta pick a side. Piledrive the hypocrite.”
"Perfecto. As for me, I'd end up Piledriving the Proud Trumpet Blowing Hypocrite Kayla. I'm all for either shitting on people for being ho's/mansluts or bragging about being a playa'…but, come on. You can't go bragging about some questionable performances on a trumpet and then slamming on a girl to play a trumpet. You gotta pick a side. Piledrive the hypocrite.”
TRIXIE:
"I'd bury her very much alive. With my bags too so I can have on her tombstone. Here lies Kayla Richards…bag mule."
"I'd bury her very much alive. With my bags too so I can have on her tombstone. Here lies Kayla Richards…bag mule."
Chaz Fisher:
"But then you'd lose your bags.”
"But then you'd lose your bags.”
TRIXIE:
"True, but I have some I've been meaning to give away."
"True, but I have some I've been meaning to give away."
Chaz Fisher:
"Cool. As for me. I'll tell you who I can't stand. Every time they're on the screen. They're always booked and it makes me want to claw my eyes out and scream at your guy Dev to can that bad tuna and ship it to Denver. ”
"Cool. As for me. I'll tell you who I can't stand. Every time they're on the screen. They're always booked and it makes me want to claw my eyes out and scream at your guy Dev to can that bad tuna and ship it to Denver. ”
TRIXIE:
"Who is it?"
"Who is it?"
Chaz Fisher:
"Not done. When they're announced on the card, it's like I've been sent to absolute hell and this is my punishment, endure yet another match from them. And when they're talking…It's like your testicles are in a blender…”
"Not done. When they're announced on the card, it's like I've been sent to absolute hell and this is my punishment, endure yet another match from them. And when they're talking…It's like your testicles are in a blender…”
TRIXIE:
"Who?"
"Who?"
Chaz Fisher:
"Obviously it's…”
"Obviously it's…”
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